84 pudding jokes
- Why don’t you play hide and seek with pudding? Because wherever it hides, it leaves a trail!
- How did the pudding break up with his girlfriend? He said, “I’m desserting you!”
- What does a pudding say when it’s ready? “I’m all set!”
- Why did the pudding go to therapy? Because it had too many layers!
- Why was the pudding always late? It was always getting itself into a sticky situation!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite exercise? Squats, to get rid of that jelly belly!
- What kind of car does a pudding drive? A custard cream!
- Why did the pudding join the orchestra? Because it had a great jam session!
- Why couldn’t the pudding become a pilot? Because it always caused a stir!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite movie? Layer Cake!
- Why was the pudding a bad boxer? It was too soft to hit!
- Why don’t you argue with a pudding? Because it always wobbles out of the situation!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite dance? The jiggly-wiggly!
- How does a pudding get its news? From the desserted island times!
- Why did the pudding get a promotion? Because it was always on a roll!
- What did the pudding say to the ice cream? “You’re so cool!”
- Why couldn’t the pudding get a job as a baker? It couldn’t handle the heat!
- Why don’t puddings play football? They might get creamed!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite season? Fall, because then it can be pumpkin-spiced!
- What did the Christmas pudding say to Santa? “I’m all lit up!”
- Why did the pudding get kicked out of school? Because it couldn’t keep its cool!
- Why was the pudding jealous of the cake? It thought the cake was too sweet!
- Why did the pudding get arrested? It was caught pudding its hands in the cookie jar!
- Why didn’t the pudding run for president? It didn’t want to be in a sticky situation!
- What did the pudding say after a bad joke? “That was in-pudding!”
- What does a pudding wear to a party? A layer dress!
- What did the teacher say to the pudding? “You need to set a better example!”
- Why don’t puddings get married? Because they’re afraid of commitment… or should I say, custard-ment!
- What do you call a pudding who likes to swim? A pudding pool!
- Why don’t puddings do well in school? They always mix up their facts!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite song? “I Like to Move It” because they love to jiggle!
- Why was the pudding a good politician? It always knew how to stir the pot!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite city? New York – because it’s the big apple (pudding)!
- Why was the pudding a great artist? It always made a good impression!
- What did the pudding say to the pie? “You’re crusty!”
- Why was the pudding a terrible navigator? It always went around in circles!
- Why did the pudding start a band? It wanted to make some sweet music!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bread!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite sport? Pudding wrestling – the stickier the better!
- Why did the pudding get a time out? It couldn’t stop stirring up trouble!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite pastime? Pudding on a show!
- Why couldn’t the pudding be a detective? It was too transparent!
- What did the pudding say to the dessert menu? “I want a piece of you!”
- Why was the pudding a bad mathematician? It always rounded up!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite workout? The pudding plunge!
- Why did the pudding join the circus? It was a natural jiggler!
- Why did the pudding go to the doctor? It had a case of the wobbles!
- What do you call a pudding in a race? The dark dessert!
- Why was the pudding a good spy? It was always blending in!
- What did the pudding say to the sundae? “You’re the cherry on top!”
- What did the pudding get on its report card? Straight sweetness!
- Why was the pudding a terrible actor? It always overdid the drama!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite book? “Lord of the Pies”
- Why did the pudding become a banker? It was good at saving dough!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones!
- What did the pudding say to the bread? “You’re toast!”
- Why was the pudding so tired? It was beaten all day!
- Why did the pudding join the choir? It had a smooth tone!
- What do you call a smart pudding? A know-pudding-all!
- Why did the pudding go to the library? It wanted to whip through a good book!
- Why did the pudding join the tennis team? It had a great serve!
- Why couldn’t the pudding go to the concert? It had a bad case of the shakes!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite instrument? The jelly-o!
- What do you call a pudding in the army? General Custard!
- Why did the pudding go to a networking event? It was looking for sweet connections!
- Why did the pudding take a nap? It was whipped!
- Why was the pudding always the star of the party? Because it was always in the mix!
- What do you call a pudding in a horror movie? A screamy custard!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite superhero? The Jiggler!
- Why couldn’t the pudding become a scientist? It had too many variables!
- Why was the pudding a good lawyer? It always got the custard-y!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
- Why did the pudding go to a comedy show? It wanted to shake with laughter!
- Why did the pudding get a makeover? It wanted a new look!
- What’s a pudding’s favorite video game? Jello Wars!
- Why did the pudding get an award? It was outstanding in its field… of desserts!
- Why was the pudding a terrible chess player? It was always in check-mate!
- Why did the pudding go to the moon? It wanted to be a space jam!
- What do you call a pudding that plays guitar? A rock n’ roll!
- Why did the pudding go to the zoo? It wanted to see the jellyfish!
- Why was the pudding good at geography? It was always on the globe!
- Why did the pudding go to the casino? It was feeling lucky!
- Why was the pudding always calm? It never let anything unsettle it!
- What do you call a pudding that doesn’t share? Shellfish!