66 pilates jokes
- Why did the Pilates instructor break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn’t handle the “pressure.”
- What’s a Pilates instructor’s favorite type of music? Hip ‘n’ core.
- Why don’t Pilates people play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re that flexible!
- What did the Pilates mat say to the Pilates ball? “You’re on a roll.”
- How does a Pilates instructor break up with their partner? “It’s not you, it’s just that you’re not supporting my core beliefs.”
- Why did the Pilates instructor bring a ladder to the class? Because she wanted to take the exercises to another level!
- Why don’t Pilates enthusiasts make good secret agents? Because they always spill their core secrets.
- How do Pilates students send their letters? With a good old stretch and seal.
- Why did the Pilates instructor get kicked out of the bakery? Because she kept trying to roll out the dough with her Pilates wheel.
- What’s a Pilates lover’s favorite type of bread? Whole grain, because it’s good for the core.
- Why was the Pilates teacher excellent at the pottery wheel? Because she’s a pro at shaping and toning.
- Why don’t Pilates enthusiasts ever get lost? Because they always know how to center themselves.
- What did the Pilates instructor say at the wedding? “Inhale love, exhale cake.”
- Why do Pilates instructors make terrible comedians? Because their jokes always fall flat on the mat.
- Why don’t Pilates instructors go to the zoo? Because they can’t stand sitting for the “seal” exercises.
- What’s a Pilates instructor’s favorite type of flower? The Lotus position.
- Why did the Pilates teacher always carry an apple? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a Pilates session is even better.
- Why did the Pilates instructor bring a puppy to the class? She wanted to try the “downward dog” position.
- How do you know if your Pilates instructor loves you? When they say, “you complete me,” and mean their routine.
- Why did the Pilates instructor get promoted at the office? Because they always know how to balance things out.
- Why do Pilates students love geometry? Because they know all about angles and lines.
- How do Pilates students do their laundry? With lots of twists and turns.
- Why did the Pilates instructor go to the supermarket? To buy some “core” ingredients.
- Why did the scarecrow take up Pilates? He heard it was great for outstanding posture in his field.
- Why do Pilates instructors hate playing chess? Because it’s hard for them to sit still and not think about the next move.
- What’s a Pilates instructor’s favorite fruit? “Pilates” apples, of course!
- How do you know a spider has been doing Pilates? When it can do a web roll-up with perfect form.
- Why did the Pilates instructor become a gardener? Because they’re great at digging deep and rooting down.
- What’s a Pilates student’s favorite movie? The “Core”father.
- Why did the Pilates teacher go to a psychic? She wanted to work on her inner spirit.
- What do you call a Pilates instructor who loves to sing? A “note”-worthy performer.
- Why did the Pilates teacher bring her class to the circus? They wanted to work on their balancing act.
- Why was the Pilates teacher at the baseball game? She wanted to perfect her home-run stretch.
- How does a Pilates teacher tell time? By the number of reps, of course!
- What’s a Pilates teacher’s favorite math subject? Geometry – it’s all about the angles.
- Why was the Pilates student late for class? He was caught up in a “stretch” of traffic.
- Why did the Pilates instructor go to the beach? To try “sand”wich exercises.
- Why do Pilates students never play hide and seek? Because they’re always stretching the rules.
- Why was the Pilates teacher at the concert? She wanted to improve her posture for playing the cello.
- What do Pilates students wear to a party? Their best “stretchy” pants!
- Why did the Pilates instructor open a bakery? Because kneading dough is just like a Pilates workout.
- Why did the Pilates instructor refuse to play poker? She didn’t want to gamble with her core values.
- Why did the Pilates teacher go to the bar? To practice the barre routine, of course!
- Why was the Pilates student great at fishing? Because they know all about the “catch and release” technique.
- Why did the Pilates instructor go to space? To try zero-gravity Pilates.
- Why was the Pilates teacher on the farm? Because she believes in “harvesting” strength.
- What do you call a Pilates instructor who loves to cook? A “roll-up” chef.
- Why did the Pilates teacher go to the opera? To work on her high “notes.”
- What’s a Pilates teacher’s favorite type of weather? A little wind to “blow off” stress.
- Why do Pilates instructors like mountain climbing? Because they love a good “stretch.”
- Why did the Pilates teacher go to the jungle? To find her inner “beast.”
- How does a Pilates teacher start a race? Ready, set, stretch!
- Why don’t Pilates teachers play football? Because they’re more into “core” sports.
- Why did the Pilates teacher go to the pool? To try some fluid movements.
- Why did the Pilates instructor start dating a Yoga teacher? Because they were a “flexible” match.
- Why don’t Pilates instructors like escalators? They prefer to take the stairs for the “step-up” exercise.
- Why did the Pilates teacher go to the desert? To try “sand” exercises.
- Why did the Pilates teacher get a job at the library? Because she loves the “quiet” concentration.
- Why did the Pilates instructor date a mathematician? Because they love someone who can “count” on.
- Why did the Pilates instructor go to the circus? To work on her “juggle” balance.
- Why did the Pilates teacher love the Autumn season? Because it’s time for the “falling leaf” exercise.
- Why do Pilates teachers love sunsets? Because it’s the perfect time for “sun salutations.”
- Why did the Pilates teacher go to the ocean? To try some “wave” movements.
- Why was the Pilates teacher good at chess? Because she’s used to thinking a few moves ahead.
- Why did the Pilates teacher become a chef? Because she’s all about “mixing” and “blending.”
- Why do Pilates teachers love camping? They love to get in touch with their “natural” core.