150 margarita jokes

  1. Why did the margarita break up with the martini? Because it was too dry for her tastes!
  2. What’s a margarita’s favorite song? “Lime in the Coconut!”
  3. Why did the margarita go to therapy? It had a salt complex.
  4. Why don’t margaritas ever get lost? They always know where to draw the lime.
  5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the margarita mix!
  6. How does a margarita flirt? It gives you a little squeeze.
  7. What’s a margarita’s favorite workout? Tequila squats.
  8. Why do margaritas never play hide and seek? They’re always on the rocks.
  9. Why was the margarita a great actor? It always had a salty performance.
  10. What did the margarita say to the lime? You crack me up!
  11. Why did the margarita fail the exam? It was on the rocks.
  12. What do margaritas use to freshen their breath? Scope-ions.
  13. Why are margaritas good detectives? They always have a twist at the end.
  14. What’s a margarita’s favorite animal? A seal- because it loves to be on the rocks!
  15. What’s the margarita’s favorite sport? Salt and pepper boxing.
  16. Why did the margarita become a musician? It loved the sound of the ice shaker.
  17. Why did the margarita go to the party? It heard there would be a lot of shaken going on.
  18. How does a margarita answer the phone? Tequila-llo!
  19. What’s a margarita’s favorite dance? The Lime Tango.
  20. Why are margaritas never late? They are always on “tequila” time.
  21. What did the margarita say to the taco? Let’s make a combo!
  22. Why was the margarita so good at poker? It always had a strong hand.
  23. Why don’t margaritas get sunburned? They always have plenty of shade.
  24. What’s a margarita’s favorite movie? “Salt Wars.”
  25. Why did the margarita cross the road? To join the salsa.
  26. What’s a margarita’s favorite hobby? Ice skating.
  27. Why was the margarita a good journalist? It always took everything with a grain of salt.
  28. How do you know if a margarita is mad at you? It gives you the cold shoulder.
  29. Why did the margarita go to the bar? To tequila little time.
  30. What’s a margarita’s favorite day of the week? Thirst-day!
  31. How do margaritas maintain their figure? They avoid mixing too much.
  32. Why are margaritas never in a rush? They take life with a grain of salt.
  33. What does a margarita say when it’s ready for a photo? Tequila shot!
  34. How does a margarita stay in shape? It always does a shot of exercise.
  35. Why do margaritas always carry an umbrella? For when things get a little salty.
  36. What’s a margarita’s favorite book? “To Tequila Mockingbird.”
  37. Why was the margarita invited to the party? It was always the life of the par-TEA.
  38. Why don’t margaritas use GPS? They always follow the salt road.
  39. Why do margaritas make bad secret agents? They always spill the beans.
  40. How does a margarita maintain its car? With regular tequila changes.
  41. Why did the margarita go to the gym? To work on its mixer muscles.
  42. What do you call a margarita in winter? A frosta-rita.
  43. Why did the margarita get promoted? It knew how to shake things up.
  44. What’s a margarita’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line.
  45. Why did the margarita start a band? It wanted to make some noise on the rocks.
  46. What’s a margarita’s favorite board game? Limes and Ladders.
  47. What’s a margarita’s favorite band? Salt-n-Peppa.
  48. Why do margaritas never play basketball? They can’t handle the shots.
  49. Why was the margarita always calm? It knew when to chill.
  50. What’s a margarita’s favorite city? Salt Lake City.
  51. What’s a margarita’s favorite dance move? The Twist.
  52. How does a margarita like to travel? By cruise sip.
  53. Why did the margarita go to school? To learn about the science of mixology.
  54. What’s a margarita’s favorite superhero? Captain Ameri-lime.
  55. Why did the margarita get a job at the circus? It loved performing on the high wire.
  56. How does a margarita say hello? It waves on the rocks.
  57. Why don’t margaritas like to travel by plane? They prefer to be on the rocks.
  58. What did the margarita say when it got its picture taken? Shots!
  59. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of music? Rock and salt.
  60. Why was the margarita good at solving puzzles? It knew how to mix things up.
  61. Why did the margarita take up yoga? It wanted to be a little more flexible.
  62. What did the margarita say when it got an award? I’d like to thank my mixer.
  63. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of weather? A light drizzle of tequila.
  64. Why did the margarita join the orchestra? It wanted to play the maracas.
  65. What did the margarita say when it was served with a straw? This is the last straw!
  66. Why did the margarita go to the beach? It wanted to be a sand-wich.
  67. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of salad? Caesar Salad, because of the salty rim!
  68. How does a margarita maintain its house? It always keeps it on the rocks.
  69. What’s a margarita’s favorite TV show? “The Twilight Salt.”
  70. Why did the margarita go to the bank? To make a deposit on the rocks.
  71. What did the margarita wear to the party? A salt and pepper suit.
  72. Why did the margarita join the basketball team? It could handle the pressure.
  73. Why was the margarita good at math? It knew how to add a twist.
  74. What do you call a margarita that’s a great storyteller? A tale-gater.
  75. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of poetry? Limericks!
  76. Why did the margarita win the beauty contest? It had a sparkling personality.
  77. What’s a margarita’s favorite historical period? The Salt Ages.
  78. Why did the margarita become a teacher? It wanted to raise the bar.
  79. What did the margarita say to the beer? “You’re brew-tiful!”
  80. Why was the margarita a good carpenter? It knew how to handle the hammer.
  81. What’s a margarita’s favorite place to shop? The Salt Mall.
  82. Why did the margarita go to the dentist? It had a cavity on the rocks.
  83. What do you call a margarita with no ice? A hot mess.
  84. What’s a margarita’s favorite mode of transportation? A lime-o-sine.
  85. Why did the margarita start a business? It wanted to be on the rocks.
  86. Why do margaritas always win at poker? They play their cards close to the chest.
  87. What do you call a very small margarita? A tequil-ittle.
  88. Why did the margarita go to the disco? To shake its glass.
  89. How does a margarita stay in shape? By going to the ‘bar’ bell gym.
  90. Why did the margarita go to art class? To learn to draw the line.
  91. What did the margarita do at the football game? It was rooting for the Salt Lake team.
  92. What’s a margarita’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve, because of the ball drop.
  93. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of story? One with a twist.
  94. Why did the margarita go to the library? To check out “Tequila Mockingbird.”
  95. Why don’t margaritas go hiking? They prefer to be on the rocks.
  96. Why did the margarita join the choir? It had a high glass voice.
  97. Why did the margarita become a DJ? It loved to shake things up.
  98. What do you call a margarita with a straw? A sip-ster.
  99. What did the margarita say when it got cold? I need a little chilli.
  100. Why did the margarita wear sunglasses? It didn’t want to be seen on the rocks.
  101. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of music? Lime and Punishment.
  102. Why did the margarita take a nap? It wanted to dream on the rocks.
  103. How do you know if a margarita is a workaholic? It’s always on the clock-tails.
  104. Why did the margarita join the circus? It loved to be under the big top.
  105. What did the margarita say to the lemon? You’re too sour for my taste.
  106. What do you call a margarita with a straw? A suck-cess.
  107. Why was the margarita popular at parties? It knew how to blend in.
  108. Why did the margarita go to the casino? It loved to be on the spin.
  109. Why don’t margaritas ever get old? They’re always refreshing!
  110. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of art? Abstract, because it’s a blend of different elements.
  111. Why did the margarita go to the spa? It needed a salt scrub.
  112. Why did the margarita become a detective? It wanted to solve the case on the rocks.
  113. Why don’t margaritas get lonely? They’re always surrounded by chips and salsa.
  114. What’s a margarita’s favorite candy? Salted caramels.
  115. Why did the margarita win the race? It was ahead by a lime.
  116. Why was the margarita good at geometry? It knew all about angles and curves.
  117. What do you call a margarita in a race? A dash-erita.
  118. Why did the margarita go to the concert? It wanted to hear some rock and roll.
  119. Why did the margarita join the chess club? It wanted to be a king on the rocks.
  120. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of bread? Sourdough, it loves a good twist.
  121. Why did the margarita go to the movies? It wanted to see “Salt and Pepper: The Movie.”
  122. Why did the margarita join the soccer team? It wanted to kick off the fun.
  123. What’s a margarita’s favorite time of day? Happy hour!
  124. Why did the margarita become a doctor? It knew how to handle the pressure.
  125. Why did the margarita go to the beauty salon? It wanted to get a salt scrub.
  126. Why was the margarita a good dancer? It knew how to twist and shout.
  127. Why did the margarita get a pet bird? It wanted a cockatoo-l companion.
  128. Why did the margarita wear a hat? It didn’t want to get a sunburn on the rocks.
  129. Why did the margarita become a sailor? It loved the sea salt.
  130. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of clothing? A salty sweater.
  131. Why did the margarita go to the zoo? It wanted to see the sea lions.
  132. Why did the margarita go to the carnival? It loved the roller coasters.
  133. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of tree? A palm tree, because it loves tropical vibes.
  134. Why did the margarita become a philosopher? It wanted to ponder on the rocks.
  135. Why did the margarita go to the bowling alley? It wanted to strike up some fun.
  136. Why did the margarita join a rock band? It wanted to be on the rocks.
  137. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of book? A thriller, because it loves a good twist.
  138. Why did the margarita become a chef? It wanted to spice things up.
  139. Why did the margarita go to the market? It was out of lime.
  140. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of flower? A rose, because it loves a good bloom.
  141. Why did the margarita go to the comedy club? It wanted to laugh on the rocks.
  142. Why did the margarita become a gardener? It loved to plant on the rocks.
  143. Why did the margarita become a chemist? It loved to mix things up.
  144. Why did the margarita become a surfer? It wanted to ride the waves.
  145. Why did the margarita join a chess club? It wanted to check-mate.
  146. What’s a margarita’s favorite type of bird? A seagull, because it loves the sea salt.
  147. Why did the margarita go to the museum? It wanted to see the art on the rocks.
  148. Why did the margarita go to the opera? It wanted to hit the high notes.
  149. Why did the margarita become a singer? It wanted to lime-light.
  150. Why did the margarita become a writer? It wanted to pen on the rocks.

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