121 knitting puns
- I’m all about that purl, ’bout that purl, no treble!
- Wool you help me finish this row?
- I’m just a girl, sitting in front of her yarn, asking it to become something.
- I’m hooked on knitting, it’s no yarn.
- I’ve got you under my skein.
- Life is like a ball of yarn, it’s how you roll it that counts.
- Knitters gonna knit, haters gonna hate.
- I knit, therefore I am.
- Keep calm and carry yarn.
- My doctor said I need glasses…so I got more yarn.
- Don’t worry, be ‘purl’ppy.
- Home is where the stash is.
- I am a knitwit but I’m okay with that.
- Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else stitches-appears.
- This isn’t just knitting; it’s a frayed of art.
- I’m feeling knotty; I dropped a stitch.
- Knitting: It’s sew good for the soul.
- Quit loom-ing over me! I’m trying to knit.
- I’m feeling ‘purl’plexed by this pattern.
- Friends don’t let friends knit drunk.
- I knit because unravelling would take too long.
- No skein, no gain.
- If I’m sitting, I’m knitting.
- Love is a warm knitted scarf.
- In the knitting of time, every stitch counts.
- Yarn: My gateway drug.
- I don’t have a yarn problem. I have a storage problem.
- Some call it knitting. I call it therapy.
- Keep your friends close and your yarn closer.
- I tried to stop buying yarn…but I’m not a quitter.
- A day without knitting? Knot likely.
- Can’t talk now, I’m on a ‘purl’ roll.
- Wool you be mine?
- All you knit is love.
- Stay ‘purl’positive.
- Wool power!
- All is fair in love and knitting.
- I’m just a ‘purl’ in the world.
- Yarn is cheaper than therapy.
- Knit happens.
- Purl up with a good book.
- The ‘purl’fect solution to stress? Knitting.
- Love me, love my yarn.
- A stitch in time saves the mind.
- Fringe benefits of knitting: Scarves!
- Knitting: Looping the loop.
- I have enough yarn said no knitter ever.
- My yarn stash is bigger than your yarn stash.
- Knitting and happiness go hand in hand.
- Time heals all wounds, but knitting dyes them in beautiful colors.
- Happiness is a full yarn bowl.
- Knitting: The original social network.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, knit, knit again.
- Stitch your stress away.
- There’s no place like home for the yarn.
- Make love, not war. But if you want, you can also knit.
- Yarn hoarding: It’s not a hobby; it’s a post-apocalyptic life skill.
- Sweater weather is better weather.
- She who dies with the most yarn wins.
- I’m on a yarn diet, but it’s not very binding.
- I’d rather be purling.
- I’m having a ball… of yarn.
- Life is too short for cheap yarn.
- Knit like nobody’s watching.
- Purls just want to have fun.
- Wine and yarn… it’s a ‘purl’ thing.
- Yarn: It’s knot what you think.
- The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with yarn.
- Today’s forecast: 100% chance of knitting.
- Knitting is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
- The best things in life are free. The second best are very, very expensive yarns.
- There’s no such thing as too much yarn.
- Keep your friends close and your knitting needles closer.
- I’d stop buying yarn, but I’m not a quitter.
- Life is short, buy the good yarn.
- Knitting is the yarn of love spun by the hands of time.
- Knitting is a work of heart.
- My life is in knots, but it’s okay – I’m a knitter.
- Knitting: One stitch at a time.
- Wool always be friends.
- “Seams” like a good day to knit.
- Knit, sleep, repeat.
- Knitting: My ‘purl’pose in life.
- Get knitted or die purling.
- It’s not hoarding if it’s yarn.
- Knit now, adult later.
- Yarn – it’s a texture thing.
- Every day I’m purling.
- Fiber artists do it with a good ply.
- Knit on with confidence and hope through all crises – Elizabeth Zimmerman
- In every job that must be done, there is an element of pun… I mean fun.
- A day without yarn is like a day without sunshine.
- The quickest way to knitter’s heart is through her stash.
- Life’s too short to knit with cheap yarn.
- If you can’t stand the heat, stay away from the wool.
- Take life one stitch at a time.
- Knitting keeps me from unravelling.
- Knitters make the best ‘purl’friends.
- Have needles, will knit.
- This relationship is getting pretty knit-picky.
- Every good yarn deserves a good knit.
- I’m stuck in a purl of confusion.
- Knit fast, die warm.
- One can never have enough yarn or enough puns.
- I may be a knitwit, but I’m also a stitch wizard.
- Knitting is not a hobby, it’s a post-apocalyptic survival skill.
- When life gives you loops, make a beautiful pattern.
- Keep calm and knit on.
- I live life on the edge… of my knitting needles.
- Yarn is my spirit animal.
- When life unravels, keep knitting.
- A day without knitting is like a skein without wool.
- Knitting is my cardio.
- I’m a ‘purl’ jam fan.
- Life’s a stitch, then you knit.
- Knitting fills the gaps in my soul.
- Knitting: Wool always love it.
- Yarn, needles, coffee, and puns – what else does one need?
- Do what you love and do it often, especially if it’s knitting.
- I’m just a ‘purl’ who can’t say no… to more yarn.
- You know you’re a knitter when you multitask between knitting and punning.