86 jokes about rejection
- Why did the salad reject the cucumber? Because it saw right through its “peelings”.
- Why did the football team go to the bakery? Because they needed a good “roll” model after their rejection on the field.
- Why was the balloon afraid of rejection? Because it didn’t want to be let down.
- What did the rejection letter from the grapevine say? “Sorry, we can’t let you wine.”
- What do you call an artistic rejection? A “brush off”.
- Why did the traffic light reject the car? It had seen too many stop-and-go relationships.
- Why was the cat always ready for rejection? Because it knew it had nine lives to get it right.
- Why did the math book reject the pencil? It had too many pointless stories.
- Why did the novel reject the bookmark? It felt cornered.
- What do you call a rejected planet? Pluto.
- Why did the French fries reject the ketchup? They didn’t want to catch-up.
- Why did the scarecrow get rejected from the job? It was outstanding in its field but lacked people skills.
- Why did the clock reject the time zone? It was afraid of a change in times.
- Why did the cookie reject the milk? It couldn’t stomach a soggy relationship.
- Why did the beach reject the sea? Because it didn’t want to wave goodbye.
- Why did the photo reject the frame? It didn’t want to be boxed in.
- Why did the rejection letter go to therapy? It was tired of letting people down.
- Why did the mirror reject the reflection? It wanted to reflect on its choices.
- What’s a pianist’s biggest fear of rejection? Being de-composed.
- Why did the jacket reject the hanger? It didn’t want to be hung up on it.
- Why did the sunflower reject the sun? It was afraid of getting burnt.
- Why did the barber reject the scissors? They were always cutting corners.
- Why did the soup reject the spoon? It was stirring up trouble.
- Why did the library book reject the reader? It was tired of being judged by its cover.
- Why did the calendar reject the date? It had too many days to remember.
- What do you call a robot that’s afraid of rejection? A “No-Bot”.
- Why did the staircase reject the escalator? It was tired of moving on up.
- Why did the tree reject the leaf? It wanted to branch out.
- Why did the astronaut reject the alien? It didn’t want to space out the relationship.
- Why did the rainbow reject the cloud? It was tired of the shady behavior.
- Why did the band reject the drummer? He was always skipping the beat.
- Why did the circus reject the clown? His jokes were too juggling.
- Why did the lemon reject the squeezer? It was feeling too pressured.
- Why did the sweater reject the coat? It was afraid of getting buttoned up.
- Why did the desert reject the cactus? It didn’t want to stick around.
- Why did the fence reject the gate? It was always swinging around.
- Why did the refrigerator reject the leftovers? They were past their prime.
- Why did the calculator reject the math problem? It couldn’t figure it out.
- Why did the night reject the stars? It wanted to be the darkest hour.
- Why did the lunchbox reject the sandwich? It was already full.
- Why did the winter reject the snowflake? It was falling too fast.
- Why did the lamp reject the bulb? It wasn’t bright enough.
- Why did the road reject the car? It had too many bumps along the way.
- Why did the bee reject the flower? It was afraid of getting stung.
- Why did the zoo reject the giraffe? It was sticking its neck out too much.
- Why did the popcorn reject the movie? It was always getting eaten up.
- Why did the cat reject the mouse? It didn’t want to play games.
- Why did the dictionary reject the word? It wasn’t well-defined.
- Why did the egg reject the chicken? It was afraid of cracking under pressure.
- Why did the toothbrush reject the toothpaste? It was too squeezed for time.
- Why did the gardener reject the seeds? They weren’t growing on him.
- Why did the shirt reject the iron? It was afraid of getting pressed.
- Why did the nail reject the hammer? It was always getting hit on.
- Why did the ghost reject the house? It was tired of being haunted.
- Why did the volcano reject the lava? It was too heated.
- Why did the tree reject the axe? It was getting chopped down.
- Why did the key reject the lock? It was tired of unlocking the truth.
- Why did the playground reject the slide? It was too slippery when wet.
- Why did the bus reject the passengers? It was already at full capacity.
- Why did the fan reject the wind? It was too breezy.
- Why did the moon reject the sun? It wanted to shine on its own.
- Why did the song reject the singer? It was out of tune.
- Why did the curtain reject the window? It didn’t want to be transparent.
- Why did the film reject the camera? It was too exposed.
- Why did the umbrella reject the rain? It was always getting wet.
- Why did the cake reject the icing? It was too sweet.
- Why did the joke reject the punchline? It was the laughing stock.
- Why did the dolphin reject the sea? It was feeling finicky.
- Why did the tooth reject the dentist? It was too sensitive.
- Why did the seed reject the soil? It didn’t want to be planted.
- Why did the train reject the station? It didn’t want to be derailed.
- Why did the kite reject the string? It wanted to soar higher.
- Why did the horse reject the race? It was too galloped.
- Why did the owl reject the night? It was too hooted.
- Why did the suitcase reject the travel? It was packed with problems.
- Why did the map reject the compass? It didn’t want to be directed.
- Why did the newspaper reject the story? It was too printed.
- Why did the peanut butter reject the jelly? It was too stuck up.
- Why did the chess piece reject the board? It was too checked.
- Why did the cap reject the bottle? It was too screwed up.
- Why did the rose reject the garden? It was too pricked.
- Why did the feather reject the bird? It was too flighty.
- Why did the glue stick reject the paper? It was too sticky.
- Why did the button reject the shirt? It was too pushed.
- Why did the dog reject the bone? It was too chewed up.
- Why did the teacher reject the blackboard? It was too chalked up.