57+ jelly bean puns

  1. I tried to find the best jelly beans, but it’s a tough ‘chews’.
  2. I ate so many jelly beans, my stomach is in a ‘jelly’ state now.
  3. I wanted to stop eating jelly beans but I couldn’t ‘confect’ my addiction.
  4. I found a jelly bean in my shoe. That’s a bit ‘sneaky’.
  5. You’re ‘bean’ the sweetest friend.
  6. The jelly bean says ‘hello’, it’s a ‘greet’ taste.
  7. Ate too many jelly beans, now I’m feeling ‘jellousy’.
  8. If a jelly bean became an actor, its first film would be ‘Gone with the Bean’.
  9. This pun might be bad, but it’s still ‘bean’ worse.
  10. The jelly bean contest winner was ‘bean’ announced!
  11. A jelly bean that’s hard to find is really ‘bean-eath’ notice.
  12. The jelly bean’s performance wasn’t great, but it ‘bean’ trying its best.
  13. The jelly bean couldn’t decide. It was ‘bean-tween’ flavors.
  14. A cold jelly bean would say, “I’m ‘bean’ freezing!”
  15. Jelly beans make me feel ‘gel-lit’.
  16. If a jelly bean started a music band, it’d be called ‘Beanie and the Jets’.
  17. Even in space, jelly beans are ‘out of this swirl’.
  18. Don’t spill your beans, it’s a ‘flavor’ of love.
  19. My favorite jelly bean flavor? I can’t ‘decide-an’ on one.
  20. At the jelly bean party, everyone was ‘bean-joing’ themselves.
  21. A jelly bean musician’s favorite song is ‘Jelly Beanie Rhapsody’.
  22. Did you see the jelly bean? It was ‘bean-there, done that’.
  23. I don’t have a ‘confectionery’ problem, I just love jelly beans!
  24. The jelly bean’s life was all sugar and ‘sp-ice’.
  25. The jelly bean ‘shell’ never crack under pressure.
  26. My friends tell me I’ve ‘bean’ spending too much time with my jelly beans.
  27. The jelly bean’s favorite movie is ‘The Lord of the Jelly Bean’.
  28. The jelly bean always stays ‘positive’ even when it’s sour.
  29. The jelly bean’s journey was a real ‘ad-venture’.
  30. A jelly bean’s favorite video game? ‘Super Mario Jelly Bean’.
  31. Do you like these puns or have they ‘bean’ too much?
  32. My love for jelly beans? It’s ‘bean-conditional’.
  33. When it comes to jelly beans, I’ve ‘bean’ there, eaten that.
  34. This pun is ‘bean-a’ little silly.
  35. The jelly bean left the party early. It was ‘bean’ tired.
  36. If a jelly bean had a job, it would work at the ‘bean-k’.
  37. A jelly bean’s favorite author? ‘Bean’jamin Franklin.
  38. A jelly bean’s favorite city? ‘Bean’jing.
  39. The jelly bean left no ‘sugar-coat’.
  40. A jelly bean’s favorite book? ‘The Great Jelly Bean’.
  41. A jelly bean’s favorite band? The ‘Rolling Beans’.
  42. A jelly bean’s favorite car? A ‘Bean-W’.
  43. A jelly bean’s favorite show? ‘Bean-ing Bad’.
  44. The jelly bean’s favorite phrase? ‘Bean’ there, done that.
  45. A jelly bean’s favorite fruit? A ‘banan-bean’.
  46. Jelly beans know how to ‘stick’ together.
  47. A jelly bean’s favorite social network? ‘Facebean’.
  48. Jelly beans can be quite the ‘sugar-loaf’.
  49. The jelly bean decided to ‘branch’ out and try new flavors.
  50. ‘Bean’ a while since I last had a jelly bean!
  51. I ate so many jelly beans, I got ‘sugar rush’-ed to the hospital.
  52. The jelly bean loves to ‘party’, it’s always in high spirits.
  53. The jelly bean didn’t want to go to school, it had ‘bean’ there.
  54. The jelly bean got promoted, it’s now a ‘sugar’visor.
  55. A jelly bean’s favorite school subject? ‘Bean’ology.
  56. The jelly bean got into politics, it’s now a ‘senator’.
  57. The jelly bean is a great dancer, it’s always on the ‘ball’.
  58. The jelly bean’s autobiography would be called ‘Sweet Life’.
  59. The jelly bean’s favorite beverage? ‘Bean’ and tonic.
  60. A jelly bean’s favorite superhero? ‘Spider-Bean’.
  61. The jelly bean is an explorer, always on a ‘roll’.
  62. The jelly bean’s favorite singer? ‘Bean’yoncé.
  63. The jelly bean’s favorite actor? ‘Sean Bean’.
  64. The jelly bean’s favorite sport? ‘Bean’ball.
  65. The jelly bean’s favorite video game? ‘The Legend of Zelbean’.
  66. The jelly bean’s favorite TV show? ‘The Walking Bean’.
  67. The jelly bean’s favorite restaurant? ‘Bean’ and out.
  68. Jelly beans always stick to their ‘flavor’ite stories.
  69. The jelly bean’s favorite animal? A ‘zebean’.
  70. A jelly bean’s favorite vegetable? A ‘bean’ pepper.
  71. The jelly bean’s favorite song? ‘Bean’ It by Michael Jackson.
  72. The jelly bean is a fan of ‘roll’ music.
  73. A jelly bean’s favorite horror movie? ‘The Exorbean’.
  74. Jelly beans are a ‘bite’ above the rest.
  75. A jelly bean’s favorite holiday? ‘Hallobbean’.
  76. The jelly bean’s favorite scientist? ‘Bean’stein.
  77. A jelly bean’s favorite dessert? ‘Bean’noffee pie.
  78. A jelly bean’s favorite movie? ‘Bean’ception.
  79. A jelly bean’s favorite comic? ‘Bean’ and Hobbes.
  80. A jelly bean’s favorite planet? ‘Marsmallow’.
  81. A jelly bean’s favorite poem? ‘The Road Not Bean’.
  82. A jelly bean’s favorite currency? The ‘Bean’coin.
  83. A jelly bean’s favorite musical? ‘Les Miserbean’.
  84. A jelly bean’s favorite airline? ‘Air Bean’.
  85. A jelly bean’s favorite candy? ‘Bean’bon.
  86. A jelly bean’s favorite philosopher? ‘Bean’te.
  87. A jelly bean’s favorite band? ‘The Beantles’.
  88. A jelly bean’s favorite tool? A ‘bean’hammer.
  89. A jelly bean’s favorite instrument? A ‘bean’o.
  90. A jelly bean’s favorite video game? ‘Bean Theft Auto’.
  91. A jelly bean’s favorite dance? The ‘bean’go.
  92. A jelly bean’s favorite clothing? ‘Bean’jeans.
  93. A jelly bean’s favorite store? ‘Bean’ and Barrel.
  94. A jelly bean’s favorite vegetable? ‘Bean’sprouts.

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