57+ fart jokes

  1. Why don’t farts ever graduate from high school? They always pass!
  2. Why do farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
  3. How can you tell if a ghost is in your house? You can feel it in the air!
  4. Why do farts love elevators? They can clear a floor in seconds.
  5. Why did the fart get arrested? It was a silent but deadly weapon!
  6. Why do farts make great detectives? They always get to the bottom of things!
  7. Why did the fart go to therapy? It had too many silent cries for help.
  8. Why don’t farts like fast food? It always goes straight through them!
  9. Why was the fart a great musician? It always played the wind section.
  10. Why did the bean win the race? It had a built-in turbo booster!
  11. Why did the fart go to the party alone? Because it stinks at socializing.
  12. Why do farts like to play hide and seek? Because they’re always a gas to find!
  13. Why was the fart a terrible secret agent? Its cover was always blown.
  14. How do you know when a fart is jealous? It turns green with envy.
  15. Why was the fart the star of the movie? It stole all the scenes!
  16. What do you call a polite fart? A ‘toot-aloo’.
  17. Why did the fart go to the gym? It wanted to work on its gluteus maximus!
  18. What do you call a fart that’s an artist? A ‘pootasso’.
  19. What’s a fart’s favorite exercise? Squats!
  20. Why are farts like stars? You don’t always see them, but you know they’re there.
  21. What did the fart say to the burp? You’re loud but I’m deadly!
  22. What do you call a fart on a plane? A ‘jet-propelled gas’!
  23. Why was the fart bad at poker? It always bluffed.
  24. Why did the fart break up with the burp? It had too many issues to air out!
  25. What did the one fart say to the other? You crack me up!
  26. Why don’t farts play football? They always get kicked around.
  27. What’s a fart’s favorite game? Blow, blow, your boat!
  28. What’s a fart’s favorite subject? History, because it’s full of gas!
  29. What did the fart say when it got lost? “I’ve blown off course!”
  30. What’s a fart’s favorite song? “Blowin’ in the Wind”.
  31. What do you call a fart in a frying pan? A ‘sizzling sizzler’.
  32. What did the fart say to the diet? “I’m not full of hot air!”
  33. Why are farts so humble? They always stay behind.
  34. What do you call a fart in the desert? A ‘sand blaster’.
  35. Why don’t farts like winter? They always freeze in the air.
  36. What do you call a fart that’s a poet? A ‘rumblestiltskin’.
  37. Why was the fart a bad liar? You could always see right through it.
  38. Why did the fart go to court? It was accused of public disturbance.
  39. Why don’t farts get invited to parties? They always blow the atmosphere!
  40. Why did the fart get a promotion? It rose to the top.
  41. What do you call a fart in space? An ‘astronaut’.
  42. Why did the fart go to church? It needed some holy air!
  43. What do you call a fart in a jar? A ‘bottled toot’.
  44. What do you call a fart in a maze? ‘Lost in the wind’.
  45. Why was the fart a great politician? It was full of hot air!
  46. Why did the fart go to the circus? It wanted to join the air acrobats!
  47. What’s a fart’s favorite dance move? The windmill.
  48. Why was the fart a terrible spy? It always leaked information.
  49. Why did the fart bring a fan to the meeting? It wanted to blow everyone away.
  50. What did the fart say to the thermometer? “You measure heat, I bring the heat!”
  51. Why do farts like cooking shows? They love ‘baking air’!
  52. Why don’t farts make good detectives? They always let things slip.
  53. Why do farts always get the last laugh? They crack everyone up.
  54. Why did the fart go to yoga class? It wanted to perfect its wind-relieving pose!
  55. Why did the fart get a trophy? It was outstanding in its field.
  56. Why are farts great storytellers? They always have a twist at the end.
  57. What do you call a fart in a movie? A ‘feature presentation’.
  58. Why don’t farts use maps? They always follow the wind!
  59. What’s a fart’s favorite drink? A ‘root toot beer’.
  60. Why was the fart a terrible secret keeper? It always let things out.
  61. Why did the fart go to drama school? It wanted to be in the limelight.
  62. Why are farts like rumors? They spread quickly and are hard to contain.
  63. Why did the fart start a blog? It had a lot of gas to pass!
  64. What do you call a fart with a cold? A ‘sneeze breeze’.
  65. What do you call a fart in a library? A ‘silent reader’.
  66. Why did the fart get a watch? It wanted to be timely!
  67. What do you call a musical fart? A ‘trumpet toot’.
  68. What do you call a fart in a bakery? A ‘dough blower’.
  69. Why did the fart go to the doctor? It was feeling deflated.
  70. What do you call a nervous fart? A ‘jitter toot’.
  71. Why did the fart go to the opera? It wanted to hit the high notes!
  72. Why did the fart join the orchestra? It wanted to be the wind instrument.
  73. Why did the fart go to the comedy club? It was a real gas!
  74. Why are farts like ideas? They just pop up!
  75. What do you call a fart in a snowstorm? A ‘blizzard blaster’.
  76. What’s a fart’s favorite weather? A windstorm.
  77. Why did the fart get a job in the city? It was tired of being a country breeze.
  78. What do you call a fart at a baseball game? A ‘home run’.
  79. What’s a fart’s favorite flower? A blooming onion.
  80. Why did the fart go to the beach? It wanted to be a sea breeze.
  81. Why was the fart a bad poker player? It couldn’t hold anything in!
  82. Why did the fart go to the concert? It wanted to let loose!
  83. Why was the fart a great magician? It could disappear in a puff of smoke.
  84. What’s a fart’s favorite planet? Uranus.
  85. What do you call a sneaky fart? A ‘ninja toot’.
  86. Why did the fart cross the road? To escape the butt of the joke!
  87. Why was the fart always late? It took its time coming out.
  88. Why are farts like dreams? They can be silent but deadly!
  89. Why was the fart a bad golfer? It couldn’t hold the green.
  90. What’s a fart’s favorite type of car? A windstar.
  91. Why did the fart go to the museum? It wanted to be a work of art.
  92. What do you call a fart on a trampoline? A ‘high jumper’.
  93. Why did the fart get a job at the bakery? It wanted to rise to the occasion.
  94. What do you call a fart in the wild? A ‘natural gas’.
  95. Why was the fart a bad singer? It was always off-key!
  96. What’s a fart’s favorite vegetable? A toot-urnip.
  97. Why are farts like thunderstorms? They cause a lot of commotion.
  98. What do you call a fart in a jacuzzi? A ‘bubble buster’.
  99. What do you call a fart that won’t come out? A ‘shy toot’.
  100. Why do farts love math? They’re always adding to the equation.
  101. Why are farts like popcorn? They pop when they’re hot!
  102. What do you call a fart that’s a chef? A ‘gas-tronomer’.
  103. Why did the fart go to school? It wanted to be ‘class air’!
  104. Why was the fart a good baseball player? It always covered all the bases.
  105. Why did the fart go to the music festival? It wanted to feel the bass drop!
  106. What do you call a fart that likes to read? A ‘liter-air-y’.
  107. What’s a fart’s favorite music genre? Jazz, because it’s all about the improvisation!
  108. Why did the fart take up gardening? It wanted to break wind in the flowers.
  109. Why did the fart go to the spa? It needed some aromatherapy!
  110. What’s a fart’s favorite animal? A skunk, because they have a lot in common!
  111. Why did the fart go to the race? It wanted to pass the competition.
  112. Why did the fart go camping? It wanted to be an ‘outdoor breeze’.
  113. Why are farts like pranks? They always catch you off guard.
  114. Why are farts like firecrackers? They make a loud noise and then they’re gone.
  115. What’s a fart’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bang Theory”.
  116. Why did the fart go to the bank? It wanted to make a ‘deposit’.
  117. Why did the fart join the army? It wanted to be on the front line!
  118. Why was the fart a great speaker? It always commanded the airwaves.
  119. What do you call a fart at a boxing match? A ‘blow-by-blow’.
  120. Why are farts bad at hide and seek? They always give themselves away!
  121. Why was the fart a good comedian? It could always crack a joke.
  122. Why did the fart get a job at the factory? It was great at assembly.
  123. Why did the fart go to a rock concert? It wanted to rock and roll!
  124. What do you call a fart that gives advice? A ‘wisdom wind’.
  125. What’s a fart’s favorite type of joke? A ‘wind-up’.
  126. Why did the fart go to the swimming pool? It wanted to make a splash!
  127. Why was the fart a great teacher? It could always get a reaction.
  128. What do you call a fart in a chemistry lab? A ‘natural experiment’.
  129. Why was the fart a great dancer? It could always cut the rug.
  130. Why did the fart get a job in construction? It was great at blowing things up.
  131. Why did the fart go to a football game? It wanted to join the cheerleading squad!
  132. What’s a fart’s favorite type of art? Abstract, because it’s always open to interpretation.
  133. Why did the fart get a job at the circus? It loved to clown around.
  134. Why did the fart go to a concert? It wanted to blow the roof off!
  135. Why did the fart join the track team? It wanted to pass the finish line!
  136. Why was the fart a great actor? It could always make a scene.
  137. Why did the fart go to the grocery store? It was out of beans.
  138. Why did the fart go to a horror movie? It wanted to be a ‘jump scare’!
  139. Why was the fart a great swimmer? It could always make waves.
  140. Why did the fart go to the opera? It wanted to make a grand entrance!
  141. Why was the fart a great storyteller? It always knew how to build suspense.
  142. Why did the fart join the circus? It loved being under the big top.
  143. Why did the fart go to a car race? It wanted to be a ‘blowout’!
  144. Why did the fart go to the bakery? It wanted to raise some dough.
  145. Why was the fart a great musician? It could always play by ear.
  146. Why was the fart a great sailor? It could always navigate the wind.
  147. Why did the fart go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the roller coaster.
  148. What’s a fart’s favorite type of clothing? Windbreakers!
  149. Why did the fart join the marching band? It wanted to be in step with everyone else.
  150. Why did the fart go to the orchestra? It wanted to conduct the wind section!

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