76 dim sum jokes

  1. Why did the dumpling bring a map to the Dim Sum restaurant? Because it didn’t want to lose its “filling”!
  2. Why don’t Dim Sum dishes play hide and seek? They always stick together.
  3. What do you call a nervous dumpling? A “steamed” bun.
  4. Why did the dim sum go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the “pressure” of the steamer.
  5. Why do dim sum always make great reporters? They’ve got all the “scoop.”
  6. What did one shrimp dumpling say to the other? “Don’t worry, I’ve got your “back-fins”.
  7. What do you call a talkative dumpling? A “babao” (eight-treasure rice pudding).
  8. How does dim sum like to travel? “Wonton” at a time.
  9. Why do dim sum always win at poker? They always play their “buns” right.
  10. Why did the dumpling go to the party alone? It had “no-body” to go with.
  11. What do you call a dim sum chef’s blueprint? A “recipe-roll”.
  12. How does a dumpling get its exercise? By “rolling” around.
  13. Why do dim sum dishes never get lost? They always “stick” to the map.
  14. What’s a dim sum’s favorite type of music? “Wonton” Rock!
  15. How does a dim sum apologize? By saying “soy sorry”.
  16. What did the dumpling say to the treadmill? “You make my heart ‘steam'”.
  17. What did the steamed bun say when it got a great idea? “That’s ‘rice’!”.
  18. Why do dim sums make bad comedians? Their “jokes” are too corny.
  19. What’s a dim sum’s favorite sport? “Basket-ball”.
  20. How does a dim sum maintain its appearance? It keeps a “tidy sum”.
  21. Why was the dim sum never lonely? It had plenty of “fillings”.
  22. How do dim sums like their jokes? “Rolling” with laughter.
  23. Why do dim sums make great detectives? They always “wrap” up the case.
  24. Why don’t dim sums talk much? They’re “stuffed”.
  25. What did the dim sum say when it looked in the mirror? “I’m ‘bao-tiful'”.
  26. Why are dim sums so artistic? They always know how to “draw soup”.
  27. How does a dim sum ask for a date? “Wonton” go out?
  28. Why was the dim sum good at math? It always knew how to “divide the pie”.
  29. What do you call an inspirational dim sum? “Roll” model.
  30. Why was the dim sum a good musician? It knew how to “roll” with the beats.
  31. Why was the dim sum good at soccer? It always got a good “kick” out of it.
  32. Why was the dim sum good at chess? It was always “four moves” ahead.
  33. How does a dim sum cheer its team? “Let’s ‘roll'”.
  34. What’s the dim sum’s favorite dance? The “Cha Shao Bao-a”.
  35. How do dim sums keep their figure? They “work their buns off”.
  36. How did the dim sum become a teacher? It had the “write stuffing”.
  37. Why are dim sums good listeners? They’re all “ears”… of corn.
  38. What do you call a dim sum in a horror movie? “Fright sum”.
  39. Why are dim sums so positive? They always have a “spring” in their roll.
  40. What did the dim sum say to the rice? “I’m your biggest “fan”.
  41. Why did the dim sum get a time-out? It wouldn’t “behave”.
  42. Why did the dumpling bring sunscreen to the beach? It didn’t want to get “fried”.
  43. Why was the dim sum good at baseball? It was good at “catching the steamer”.
  44. What do you call a group of musical dim sum? A “rock ‘n roll”.
  45. Why did the dim sum go to school? To become a “roll” model.
  46. Why did the dumpling go to the library? It wanted to “check out” some cookbooks.
  47. What do you call a dim sum that loves fashion? “Haute” cuisine.
  48. Why are dim sums the best to hang out with? They’re always “steamed” to perfection.
  49. What’s a dim sum’s favorite instrument? The “drum-stick”.
  50. Why do dim sums make good secret agents? They’re great at “under-cover” operations.
  51. How did the dim sum win the race? It was always “one step a-head”.
  52. What did the dim sum say to the dim light? “I’m brighter than you”.
  53. What do you call a confused dim sum? “Disoriented”.
  54. Why did the dim sum go to the gym? To work on its “buns”.
  55. Why did the dim sum go on a diet? It felt a bit “stuffed”.
  56. How does a dim sum stay cool in summer? It stays “under the shade” of a lotus leaf.
  57. What do you call a dim sum that tells bad jokes? “Crab Rangoon”.
  58. What do you call a dim sum that lifts weights? A “dum-bell”.
  59. Why was the dim sum sent to detention? It was caught “cheating” with cheat meals.
  60. Why don’t dim sums play basketball? They’re afraid of the “net”.
  61. What did the dumpling say when it was full? “I can’t ‘eat’ anymore”.
  62. Why are dim sums great for sharing? Because they’re “portioned” just right.
  63. What’s a dim sum’s favorite day of the week? “Sun-day”.
  64. Why was the dim sum popular at the party? It had all the “right ingredients”.
  65. Why did the dim sum join the circus? It loved the “big top” atmosphere.
  66. Why do dim sums love mathematics? They’re all about the “sums”.
  67. How do dim sums like their tea? With a little “sweet and sour”.
  68. What did the dim sum say at the marathon? “This is just a ‘steamed bun’ race”.
  69. Why do dim sums make good singers? They know how to hit the high “notes”.
  70. What’s a dim sum’s favorite movie? “Roll-e”.
  71. Why are dim sums good at networking? They always know who’s “cooking”.
  72. What’s a dim sum’s favorite vegetable? “Bok choy”, it’s “bok” for short.
  73. Why did the dim sum go on vacation? It needed to “unwrap”.
  74. What did the dim sum say to its friend after a fight? “I’ve ‘miso’-understood you”.
  75. Why do dim sums make good secret keepers? They never “spill the beans”.
  76. What do dim sums say during a race? “Rice” to the finish!

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