57+ dermatology puns

1. I’m not just any dermatologist, I’m a skinvestigator!
2. Dermatologists always have clear objectives, they never make any ‘rash’ decisions.
3. Dermatology? It’s not just skin-deep!
4. The patient with dry skin just needed a ‘lotion’ of help!
5. Why don’t dermatologists ever play hide and seek? They always spot you.
6. My dermatologist friend is always peeling away at work.
7. Don’t get under a dermatologist’s skin; they can be touchy.
8. That dermatologist is so popular, everyone is ‘itching’ to meet her.
9. Dermatologists really crack me up, they have a dry sense of humor.
10. Dermatologists always keep their ‘pore’ patients in mind.
11. If you make a dermatologist mad, they’ll give you a piece of their ‘rind’.
12. Dermatologists can never keep a secret. They always ‘blister’ it out.
13. What did the dermatologist say to the wrinkle? Stop creasing up.
14. You can’t hide anything from a dermatologist; they’re good at picking up ‘skin’timents.
15. Why are dermatologists so happy? They’re always glowing.
16. I tried to tell a dermatologist a joke, but they had already ‘heard’ it.
17. Why did the dermatologist bring an umbrella? He knew there might be some ‘skin’drizzle.
18. Dermatologists always stand up for the ‘skin’nocent.
19. What do dermatologists do during a break? They have a light ‘skinack’.
20. The dermatologist’s office is so small, there isn’t ‘mushroom’.
21. Dermatologists never break any laws, they have ‘mole’ral codes.
22. You can’t trust a dermatologist; they always make ‘skin’cisions without you.
23. Dermatologists don’t need coffee, they are naturally ‘brew’tiful.
24. Dermatologists never get lost; they always ‘skin’sult a map.
25. Don’t ask a dermatologist for a favor, they might charge you ‘skin’terest.
26. When a dermatologist retires, do they get a golden ‘skin’ception?
27. Dermatologists love summer, it’s the ‘sun’niest time of the year.
28. Dermatologists never throw a party, they throw a ‘skin’vite instead.
29. Dermatologists don’t go to a bar, they go to a ‘skin’teria.
30. Dermatologists never eat at restaurants, they prefer ‘skin’neries.
31. You can’t surprise a dermatologist; they can handle ‘skin’stances.
32. Dermatologists never take a vacation; they go on a ‘skin’scape.
33. What do dermatologists do when they’re sad? They ‘skin’sole each other.
34. Dermatologists are the least stressed people, they don’t let things get under their skin.
35. Why did the dermatologist go to the bakery? He wanted to study the yeast ‘infections’.
36. The dermatologist’s favorite vegetable? ‘Skin’ach, of course.
37. Dermatologists can’t stand lies, they hate ‘skin’sincerity.
38. Dermatologists don’t argue, they ‘skin’sider different viewpoints.
39. The dermatologist’s favorite music? ‘Skin’phony!
40. Dermatologists have ‘skin’credible work ethics.
41. You can’t trick a dermatologist; they’re always on the ‘skin’side.
42. Why are dermatologists great at math? They always have the right ‘skin’tuation.
43. Dermatologists always live in the ‘skin’terlands.
44. You can’t fool a dermatologist; they can spot a ‘skin’scam.
45. Dermatologists never feel low; they’re always on a ‘skin’high.
46. Dermatologists don’t take shortcuts, they take the ‘skin’narrow path.
47. Dermatologists are the best people to trust; they’re always ‘skin’cere.
48. Dermatologists never run out of supplies, they always have a ‘skin’stash.
49. Dermatologists are always in style, they have a ‘skin’sense of fashion.
50. Dermatologists never eat alone, they have ‘skin’ner parties.

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51. What’s a dermatologist’s favorite snack? ‘Skin’ny popcorn.
52. Dermatologists always win at poker, they have a ‘skin’ning hand.
53. Dermatologists always live in the ‘skin’stars, they’re out of this world.
54. Dermatologists never make mistakes, they’re always ‘skin’peccable.
55. Dermatologists don’t sleep, they take a ‘skin’nap.
56. Dermatologists don’t give up, they ‘skin’sist on trying.
57. Dermatologists never get angry, they ‘skin’spire to be calm.
58. Dermatologists don’t watch TV, they watch ‘skin’ema.
59. Dermatologists don’t believe in magic, they believe in ‘skin’chantment.
60. Dermatologists always have the ‘skin’sight into problems.
61. Dermatologists don’t fight, they have a ‘skin’scuffle.
62. Dermatologists never tell a lie, they ‘skin’swer truthfully.
63. Dermatologists don’t gossip, they share ‘skin’sightful details.
64. Dermatologists never lose their way, they follow the ‘skin’signs.
65. Dermatologists don’t have offices, they have ‘skin’sanctuaries.
66. Dermatologists don’t daydream, they have ‘skin’spirations.
67. Dermatologists never fall sick, they have ‘skin’strong immunity.
68. Dermatologists don’t get nervous, they have ‘skin’steadfast nerves.
69. Dermatologists always pay their debts, they have ‘skin’scrupulous honesty.
70. Dermatologists never feel tired, they have ‘skin’stamina.
71. Dermatologists don’t get scared, they have ‘skin’stant courage.
72. Dermatologists don’t cheat, they play by the ‘skin’structions.
73. Dermatologists don’t cry, they ‘skin’sparkle.
74. Dermatologists don’t whisper, they ‘skin’speak.
75. Dermatologists always find their way, they follow the ‘skin’star.
76. Dermatologists don’t shout, they ‘skin’serene.
77. Dermatologists don’t freeze, they ‘skin’shiver.
78. Dermatologists always know what to do, they have ‘skin’stincts.
79. Dermatologists never forget, they have ‘skin’stant memory.
80. Dermatologists don’t complain, they ‘skin’strive.
81. Dermatologists don’t get stuck, they have ‘skin’slippery skills.
82. Dermatologists don’t panic, they remain ‘skin’stable.
83. Dermatologists never lose, they ‘skin’succeed.
84. Dermatologists don’t get lost, they have ‘skin’stinctive directions.
85. Dermatologists always keep up, they’re ‘skin’sync.
86. Dermatologists don’t fret, they ‘skin’soothe.
87. Dermatologists always keep their word, they ‘skin’swear.
88. Dermatologists never run out of time, they ‘skin’save it.
89. Dermatologists don’t wander, they ‘skin’stride with purpose.
90. Dermatologists always see the beauty, they have a ‘skin’sight.
91. Dermatologists don’t yell, they ‘skin’shout.
92. Dermatologists don’t get left behind, they ‘skin’step up.
93. Dermatologists always get along, they’re ‘skin’sync with everyone.
94. Dermatologists don’t make enemies, they ‘skin’smooth things over.
95. Dermatologists don’t give up, they ‘skin’stand their ground.
96. Dermatologists don’t get stressed, they ‘skin’soothe themselves.
97. Dermatologists don’t lose focus, they have ‘skin’sharp minds.
98. Dermatologists never get bored, they ‘skin’savor every moment.
99. Dermatologists don’t get surprised, they have ‘skin’sharp reflexes.
100. Dermatologists always keep a ‘skin’schedule.
101. Dermatologists don’t give in, they ‘skin’stand their ground.
102. Dermatologists don’t play favorites, they treat all ‘skin’equally.
103. Dermatologists always keep their promises, they’re ‘skin’sincere.
104. Dermatologists don’t get annoyed, they ‘skin’smile instead.
105. Dermatologists always have a backup, they’re ‘skin’smart.
106. Dermatologists don’t stay mad, they ‘skin’smile.
107. Dermatologists never lose their cool, they’re ‘skin’serene.
108. Dermatologists don’t slack off, they’re ‘skin’strict with their work.
109. Dermatologists don’t get stressed, they ‘skin’shine.
110. Dermatologists don’t give up, they ‘skin’struggle until the end.
111. Dermatologists always ‘skin’seek truth.
112. Dermatologists never lose hope, they’re ‘skin’strong.
113. Dermatologists don’t get bored, they ‘skin’sparkle.
114. Dermatologists don’t feel down, they ‘skin’soar.
115. Dermatologists always keep their word, they’re ‘skin’sincere.
116. Dermatologists don’t take shortcuts, they follow the ‘skin’straight path.
117. Dermatologists don’t lose hope, they’re ‘skin’stubborn.
118. Dermatologists don’t waste time, they’re ‘skin’speedy.
119. Dermatologists don’t procrastinate, they’re ‘skin’studious.
120. Dermatologists never get distracted, they’re ‘skin’steadfast.
121. Dermatologists don’t get flustered, they ‘skin’steady themselves.
122. Dermatologists don’t take things lightly, they’re ‘skin’serious.
123. Dermatologists never stop learning, they’re ‘skin’scholarly.
124. Dermatologists don’t ignore problems, they ‘skin’solve them.
125. Dermatologists don’t rest on their laurels, they’re always ‘skin’striving.
126. Dermatologists don’t do things half-heartedly, they’re ‘skin’sincere.
127. Dermatologists don’t get angry, they ‘skin’soothe their tempers.
128. Dermatologists don’t get confused, they’re ‘skin’sharp.
129. Dermatologists don’t get carried away, they ‘skin’stay grounded.
130. Dermatologists don’t get upset, they ‘skin’smile.
131. Dermatologists don’t get lost, they ‘skin’stay focused.
132. Dermatologists don’t get tired, they’re ‘skin’strong.
133. Dermatologists don’t give in to pressure, they’re ‘skin’sturdy.
134. Dermatologists don’t let things slip, they’re ‘skin’secure.
135. Dermatologists don’t forget their patients, they always ‘skin’serve them.
136. Dermatologists don’t get sad, they ‘skin’shine.
137. Dermatologists never take the easy way out, they’re ‘skin’solid.
138. Dermatologists don’t get nervous, they ‘skin’steady themselves.
139. Dermatologists don’t get in fights, they always ‘skin’settle things.
140. Dermatologists never run out of solutions, they’re ‘skin’savvy.
141. Dermatologists don’t get overwhelmed, they ‘skin’stand tall.
142. Dermatologists never avoid the truth, they ‘skin’see it.
143. Dermatologists don’t get bored, they ‘skin’sparkle with enthusiasm.
144. Dermatologists don’t avoid challenges, they ‘skin’step up.
145. Dermatologists don’t get overwhelmed, they’re ‘skin’strategic.
146. Dermatologists never take things for granted, they ‘skin’savor them.
147. Dermatologists don’t get carried away, they ‘skin’stick to the facts.
148. Dermatologists don’t get lost, they ‘skin’survey the situation.
149. Dermatologists don’t get surprised, they’re ‘skin’spectacularly prepared.
150. Dermatologists never lose their way, they ‘skin’steer clear of trouble.