150 crayon jokes

  1. Why did the red crayon stop in the middle of the road? Because it couldn’t find its cap.
  2. What did the green crayon say to the blue crayon? Stop copying my style!
  3. Why was the white crayon always ignored? Because it had a tendency to be a bit colorless in conversation.
  4. Why did the yellow crayon never get lost? Because it always left a mark.
  5. What did the black crayon say to the eraser? You can’t get rid of me that easily!
  6. Why was the purple crayon so popular? Because everyone wanted a piece of its grape personality.
  7. Why did the orange crayon refuse to race with the apple? Because it knew it would get beaten to a pulp.
  8. What did the brown crayon say when it got stepped on? Oh, that’s just not right!
  9. Why did the pink crayon go to school? To become a little brighter.
  10. Why did the grey crayon always win at chess? Because it was always one shade ahead.
  11. What do you call a blue crayon that’s acting crazy? Out of the blue!
  12. Why did the violet crayon never get promoted? Because it always colored outside the lines.
  13. Why didn’t the beige crayon get invited to the party? Because it was too plain.
  14. Why was the gold crayon so conceited? It thought it was 24 karat!
  15. Why was the teal crayon always relaxed? Because it just liked to chill and draw.
  16. Why did the navy blue crayon join the army? Because it wanted to serve its colors.
  17. Why was the silver crayon always second best? It could never beat gold.
  18. Why did the maroon crayon never get left behind? Because it always stuck to the pack.
  19. Why was the lime green crayon so sour? It had a bit of a citrus personality.
  20. What do you call a crayon that’s late to class? Tardy-magenta!
  21. Why did the olive green crayon join the salad? It just wanted to blend in.
  22. Why did the turquoise crayon always take a nap? It wanted to recharge its blue energy.
  23. What’s the crayon’s favorite fruit? A color-ant!
  24. Why was the copper crayon so valuable? It had cents.
  25. What do you call a broken crayon? A shattered rainbow!
  26. Why did the lavender crayon join the perfume industry? Because it smelled like success.
  27. Why was the scarlet crayon so dramatic? It was always in the red.
  28. What did the crayon say when it retired? I’ve drawn a line under that chapter of my life.
  29. Why was the mint green crayon so refreshing? Because it never drew stale ideas.
  30. Why did the salmon-colored crayon hang out by the river? It was fishing for compliments.
  31. What do you call a crayon that’s lost its wrapper? Nudie-Blue-Die!
  32. Why did the mustard yellow crayon always make people hungry? It was relishing its role.
  33. What’s the crayon’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line green!
  34. Why was the sea green crayon always so deep? Because it spent so much time under the sea.
  35. What did the rainbow say to the crayon box? I can color you impressed!
  36. Why did the burgundy crayon get into wine-making? It had grape expectations.
  37. Why did the tan crayon go to the beach? To get a tan!
  38. What do you call a crayon that sings? A draw-cappella!
  39. Why did the peach crayon feel exposed? It lost its peach fuzz.
  40. What did the indigo crayon say to the bully? I’m not just some shade of blue!
  41. Why did the magenta crayon get into trouble? It was always over the line.
  42. Why was the forest green crayon so mysterious? It kept its thoughts hidden in the undergrowth.
  43. What do you call a crayon that likes spicy food? A jalapeno red!
  44. Why did the ruby red crayon feel so precious? Because everyone wanted a bit of its sparkle.
  45. What do you call a crayon in the snow? Frostbite blue!
  46. Why was the sky-blue crayon always daydreaming? Because its head was always in the clouds.
  47. Why did the apricot crayon always feel warm? Because it was just peachy!
  48. What did the brick red crayon say to the wall? Let’s stick together.
  49. Why was the carnation pink crayon so popular? Because it was the pick of the bunch!
  50. What do you call a crayon that plays guitar? A rock and raw-umber!
  51. Why did the eggplant purple crayon get picked for the veggie platter? It fit right in with the color scheme.
  52. Why was the chartreuse crayon so hip? It knew all the latest trends.
  53. What do you call a crayon that loves Christmas? Santa Claus-trophobic red!
  54. Why was the burnt orange crayon always tired? It was always feeling a bit fried.
  55. Why did the mahogany crayon feel important? It was part of the furniture.
  56. What did the periwinkle crayon say to the flower? You make me blush.
  57. Why did the chestnut brown crayon always get picked first in autumn? It was the perfect shade for falling leaves.
  58. What do you call a crayon that loves Halloween? Boo-tiful Blue!
  59. Why was the orchid crayon always at the flower shop? It was petal to the metal.
  60. Why did the aquamarine crayon love the ocean? Because it never felt blue there.
  61. What did the burnt sienna crayon say to the flame? You can’t handle my heat!
  62. Why was the cerulean crayon so calm? It had found its zen.
  63. Why did the thistle crayon always stick to the path? It didn’t want to get prickled.
  64. What do you call a crayon that’s good at yoga? Bend-it-like-blueberry!
  65. Why did the raw sienna crayon prefer to stay uncooked? It didn’t want to get burnt.
  66. Why was the electric blue crayon so exciting? Because it was always charged up!
  67. Why did the tomato red crayon always get squished? It couldn’t ketchup with the rest.
  68. What do you call a crayon that tells time? Tick-tock teal!
  69. Why was the moss green crayon so still? It didn’t want to cause a scene-a.
  70. Why did the amber crayon always glow? It was just radiating confidence.
  71. What did the taupe crayon say to the canvas? Let’s make some gray-t art!
  72. Why was the rose pink crayon so charming? It was always blooming with joy.
  73. Why did the denim blue crayon always feel comfortable? It was in its favorite jeans.
  74. What do you call a crayon that’s good at poker? Bluff-blue!
  75. Why did the pine green crayon always feel fresh? It had a good sense of pine.
  76. Why did the rust orange crayon feel old? It was a bit oxidized.
  77. What did the coral crayon say to the reef? Let’s keep things bright.
  78. Why was the powder blue crayon so light? It barely weighed anything.
  79. Why did the plum purple crayon always feel ripe? It was just full of juicy ideas.
  80. What do you call a crayon that plays basketball? Slam dunk-der-blue!
  81. Why did the coffee brown crayon always stay awake? It was fully caffeinated.
  82. Why was the steel blue crayon so tough? It had nerves of steel.
  83. Why did the raspberry red crayon feel sweet? It was jam-packed with sugar.
  84. What do you call a crayon that goes hiking? Mountaineer magenta!
  85. Why was the cream crayon always smooth? It knew how to butter people up.
  86. Why did the cobalt blue crayon always feel precious? It was worth its weight in blue.
  87. Why did the jade green crayon always feel lucky? It was a gem of a crayon.
  88. What do you call a crayon that can do magic tricks? Presto purple!
  89. Why was the dusk blue crayon always up late? It loved the night sky.
  90. Why did the cherry red crayon feel juicy? It was always ripe for a laugh.
  91. What did the parchment crayon say to the book? Let’s write a story.
  92. Why was the champagne crayon always in high spirits? It loved to pop and fizz.
  93. Why did the smoke gray crayon feel misty? It had its head in the clouds.
  94. What do you call a crayon that loves to dance? Disco denim!
  95. Why did the papaya orange crayon feel tropical? It had a taste for the exotic.
  96. Why was the emerald green crayon so precious? It was always in mint condition.
  97. Why did the oatmeal crayon feel healthy? It was full of grains.
  98. What do you call a crayon that’s scared of the dark? Fraidy-night-fuchsia!
  99. Why was the dandelion yellow crayon so whimsical? It was always dreaming.
  100. Why did the pistachio green crayon feel nutty? It was always cracking jokes.
  101. What did the canvas say to the crayon? I’m drawn to you!
  102. Why was the butterscotch crayon always so sweet? It had a soft spot for caramel.
  103. Why did the flamingo pink crayon always stand on one leg? It was trying to balance its colors.
  104. What do you call a crayon in a band? A rocker red!
  105. Why did the almond crayon always feel nutty? It was never shell-shocked.
  106. Why was the iceberg blue crayon so cool? It always kept its chill.
  107. Why did the olive drab crayon feel bland? It was feeling a bit pit-tiful.
  108. What do you call a crayon that’s into fitness? Gym-glow green!
  109. Why was the mulberry crayon always so fruitful? It had a lot to offer.
  110. Why did the mint chocolate crayon always feel refreshing? It was choco-full of cool ideas.
  111. What do you call a crayon that can’t stop laughing? Tickled-pink!
  112. Why was the seashell crayon always at the beach? It loved the sound of the waves.
  113. Why did the fuchsia crayon always stand out? It never blended into the crowd.
  114. What do you call a crayon that likes sports? Kick-it khaki!
  115. Why was the lemon yellow crayon always so sour? It never sugar-coated anything.
  116. Why did the azure crayon love the sky? It felt on cloud nine.
  117. What do you call a crayon that can predict the future? Mystic mauve!
  118. Why was the peridot crayon always so shiny? It loved being in the lime-light.
  119. Why did the cinnamon crayon always feel spicy? It loved adding a bit of flavor.
  120. What do you call a crayon that loves the sun? Sunny side up-yellow!
  121. Why was the pearl crayon always so precious? It had a smooth personality.
  122. Why did the sepia crayon love old photos? It had a vintage vibe.
  123. What do you call a crayon that loves to cook? Chef cherry-red!
  124. Why was the asparagus green crayon so healthy? It always colored inside the lines.
  125. Why did the espresso crayon always feel buzzed? It was brewing with ideas.
  126. What do you call a crayon that’s always on time? Punctual purple!
  127. Why was the canary yellow crayon always so chirpy? It never caged its enthusiasm.
  128. Why did the cocoa brown crayon always feel warm? It was hot chocolate with a smile.
  129. What do you call a crayon that likes poetry? Rhyming raspberry!
  130. Why was the timberwolf gray crayon always so wild? It loved running with the pack.
  131. Why did the lilac crayon always smell so good? It was blooming with creativity.
  132. What do you call a crayon that loves camping? Adventure azure!
  133. Why was the moccasin crayon always so comfortable? It had a soft touch.
  134. Why did the cotton candy crayon always feel fluffy? It was spun with sweetness.
  135. What do you call a crayon that’s into science? Quantum quartz!
  136. Why was the tumbleweed crayon always moving? It was rolling with the puns.
  137. Why did the marigold crayon always feel so sunny? It had a golden disposition.
  138. What do you call a crayon that likes rainy days? Puddle-blue!
  139. Why was the honeydew crayon always so sweet? It was melon-cholic in nature.
  140. Why did the cadet blue crayon join the crayon army? It wanted to serve and protect the color palette.
  141. What do you call a crayon that loves the stars? Cosmic cobalt!
  142. Why was the fern green crayon always so leafy? It loved to branch out.
  143. Why did the saffron crayon always taste so good? It was seasoned with laughter.
  144. What do you call a crayon that’s a detective? Sherlock shades!
  145. Why was the tangerine crayon always so tangy? It was full of zest.
  146. Why did the teal blue crayon always feel so bright? It loved making a splash.
  147. What do you call a crayon that loves horror movies? Spooky sapphire!
  148. Why was the wisteria crayon always so twisty? It loved to vine.
  149. Why did the cantaloupe crayon always feel so fresh? It was ripe with excitement.
  150. What do you call a crayon that’s a superhero? Super-spectrum!

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