49 christmas gift jokes

  1. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
  2. What’s a snowman’s favorite Christmas present? A new freezer.
  3. Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a no-parking zone.
  4. Why didn’t the ornament go to the Christmas party? It didn’t want to hang around!
  5. What do you call a cat on Christmas morning? Santa Claws!
  6. Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy? He had crummy self-esteem.
  7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  8. Why don’t Christmas trees knit? They always drop their needles.
  9. What did the Christmas candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you out?”
  10. Why do Christmas trees make terrible sewers? They keep dropping their needles.
  11. Why didn’t the Christmas gift go to school? Because it was already present.
  12. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? It felt a little crumby.
  13. What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night.
  14. Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to the BBQ? Because at any time, if you add more – it’s too deer!
  15. Why did the Christmas bell go to school? Because it wanted to get a little ‘jingling’ education.
  16. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey? On the dark side!
  17. What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes? Comet-dian!
  18. Why did the scarecrow win the Christmas gift? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  19. Why did the snowman ask for a divorce? His wife was a real flake.
  20. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low “elf” esteem.
  21. What do you call a Christmas song parody? A Christmas carol-oke.
  22. Why didn’t the Christmas lights go to school? Because they were already too bright.
  23. Why did Santa go to music school? So he could improve his “wrap” skills.
  24. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
  25. Why did the Christmas cracker go to the doctor? It had a bad “joke” condition!
  26. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
  27. Why did the ornament go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter!
  28. Why was the Christmas tree bad at knitting? It kept losing its needles.
  29. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack abs? An “abdominal” snowman.
  30. What does a gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops!
  31. Why did Santa start gardening? He wanted to hoe, hoe, hoe.
  32. What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
  33. Why did the snowman want to leave the party? He was melting away!
  34. What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to ewe!
  35. Why don’t Christmas trees use computers? They’re afraid of Windows.
  36. What do you call a snowman with a temper? A slushy!
  37. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
  38. Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so proud? Because it was stuffed.
  39. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDE-olph.
  40. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle smells!
  41. How does Christmas Day end? With the letter ‘Y’.
  42. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
  43. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the pub? He heard the drinks were on the house.
  44. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
  45. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea.
  46. Why did the Christmas gift go to jail? It was caught shoplifting.
  47. What do you call a snowman with a detective hat? An investigator.
  48. Why did Santa’s helper see the psychiatrist? He had tinsel-itis.
  49. Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the barber? It needed a trim.

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