57+ cell jokes
- Why did the cell go to jail? Because it had a bad case of mitosis!
- Why don’t cells use Facebook? They have their own sites to messenger RNA!
- Why was the cell so stressed? It had a rough endoplasmic reticulum day!
- Why did the nucleus break up with the cytoplasm? It said things were too complex!
- Why was the cell always honest? It couldn’t stand li-pH-ocytes!
- Why did the mitochondria break up with the cell? It couldn’t handle being the powerhouse all the time!
- Why did the cell hate working out? It couldn’t stand all the protein synthesis!
- Why was the cell so negative? It lost all its positive ions!
- Why don’t cells trust viruses? They always go viral!
- Why was the cell always at the bar? It was a pro-tein!
- What did the centriole say to the cell? Let’s divide and conquer!
- Why did the cell’s joke get no reaction? It was too enzymatic!
- Why did the plant cell get in trouble at school? It wouldn’t stop photosynthesizing!
- Why did the DNA strand go to the party? To get replicated!
- Why did the cell go to therapy? It had organelle issues!
- Why don’t cells ever get lost? They always follow the cytoskeleton!
- Why was the cell always late? It was caught in the cell cycle!
- What did the cell say when it lost its wallet? Oh no, my ATP is gone!
- What do you call a cell that plays the piano? A Chopin-some!
- Why was the cell so self-centered? It was always talking about ‘me’-osis!
- What’s a cell’s favorite horror movie? The Nucleus Chainsaw Massacre!
- Why did the cell refuse to go to the dance? It didn’t have the right genes!
- Why was the cell so active? It had plenty of ATP energy!
- Why did the cell go on a diet? It had too much cytoplasm!
- Why was the cell so good at school? It was always in the division!
- Why was the cell always so organized? It had a great organelle system!
- Why did the cell go to the party? To cell-ebrate!
- Why was the cell so good at hide and seek? It had great cell camouflage!
- Why did the red blood cell get a ticket? It ran a stop codon!
- Why don’t cells use pencils? They prefer ribonucleic acid!
- What do you call a cell that plays sports? A player-ocyte!
- Why did the cell go to the zoo? To see the organ-elles!
- Why was the Golgi apparatus the best comedian? It had the best cell punch lines!
- Why did the DNA break up with the RNA? It said, “You’re always ribose-ing around!”
- Why did the cell take its hat off? It was showing respect for the nucleus!
- Why was the cell the best chef? It mastered the art of protein folding!
- What’s a cell’s favorite game? Divide and Multiply!
- Why did the cell love playing baseball? It was a great pitch-er!
- Why don’t cells get bored? They always find something new to divide!
- Why was the cell so romantic? It was always in the division of love!
- Why did the cell break up with its partner? There was no chemistry!
- Why did the cell go to the opera? It wanted to see the ‘cell’-o play!
- What do you call a mischievous cell? A practical joker-nucleus!
- Why was the cell always happy? It was always on the bright side of the membrane!
- What’s a cell’s favorite band? The Rolling Cytostones!
- What’s a cell’s favorite city? New Cell City!
- What do you call a cell that can dance? A disco-plasm!
- What’s a cell’s favorite part of a joke? The punch cell-line!
- Why did the cell go to the restaurant? To have a byte!
- What’s a cell’s favorite car? The Mitochon-dri-ve!
- Why did the nucleus get a promotion? It was the center of attention!
- Why was the DNA the life of the party? Because it unzipped its genes!
- Why was the cell a good artist? It was great at cell-etching!
- Why did the cell become a banker? It was good at counting chromosomes!
- What do you call a funny cell? A ‘cell’-ar comedian!
- Why did the cell go to the movies? To see the latest block-bluster!
- What’s a cell’s favorite fruit? The nectar-nucleus!
- Why did the cell move to Hollywood? It wanted to be a star-cyte!
- What’s a cell’s favorite day of the week? Sun-cell-day!
- What do you call a cell that can sing? A ‘cell’-o-toner!
- Why did the cell get a medal? It was an extra-cell-ent performer!
- Why did the cell stop working? It ran out of energy (ATP)!
- Why was the cell’s comedy routine so boring? It had too many repeated sequences!
- What’s a cell’s favorite dance move? The twist and spindle!
- Why was the cell always the best student? It never failed to split its attention!
- What’s a cell’s favorite breakfast? Pro-teen and eggs!
- Why did the cell go to the football game? To see the organ-ell defense!
- What do you call a cell that loves fashion? A trendy-osome!
- Why was the cell so good at yoga? It mastered the art of flexibility!
- What’s a cell’s favorite drink? Cell-a-rite tea!
- Why did the cell go to the casino? It loved the roulette of replication!
- What’s a cell’s favorite book? The Adventures of Tom Cyto-sawyer!
- What do you call a cell that loves gardening? A plant-osome!
- What’s a cell’s favorite sport? Baseball because it loves to pitch-in!
- Why did the cell become a police officer? It loved to maintain order!
- What’s a cell’s favorite vegetable? Br-‘cell’-outs sprouts!
- Why did the cell become a detective? It loved to solve the DNA mystery!
- What’s a cell’s favorite movie? The Cell-iant!
- Why did the cell become a dancer? It loved the cell-eballet!
- Why was the cell so popular? It had many cell-friends!
- What do you call a cell that loves cooking? A Kitchen-osome!
- Why did the cell join the circus? It was an amazing juggler of organelles!
- What’s a cell’s favorite instrument? A cell-ophone!
- Why was the cell so good at boxing? It mastered the art of ‘cell’-f defense!
- What’s a cell’s favorite show? Game of Chromosomes!
- Why did the cell become a photographer? It loved to capture moments of division!
- What’s a cell’s favorite ice-cream? Choco-mito-chondri-um!
- Why did the cell join the gym? It loved cell-fitness!
- What do you call a cell that is always happy? A Merry-to-chondria!
- What’s a cell’s favorite dessert? Choco-ly-some!
- Why did the cell become a teacher? It loved to divide knowledge!
- What’s a cell’s favorite animal? An Ele-cell-phant!
- Why was the cell so good at singing? It always hit the right genes!
- What’s a cell’s favorite song? “Cell Me Maybe”!
- Why was the cell so good at politics? It always kept a balance between left and right!
- What’s a cell’s favorite joke? The one about the nuclear membrane – it’s always bursting with laughter!
- Why was the cell so good at chess? It mastered the art of strategy and defense!
- What’s a cell’s favorite TV channel? The Discovery Cyto-channel!
- What do you call a cell that loves to read? A Bibli-osome!
- Why did the cell get an award? It was recognized for its cell-fless service!
- What do you call a cell that can write? An Author-osome!
- Why did the cell become a musician? It loved to play the cell-o!
- What’s a cell’s favorite video game? Mitochon-Drive!
- Why did the cell join the army? It loved to serve the organism!
- What’s a cell’s favorite flower? The Rose-osome!
- Why was the cell a good runner? It always reached the finish line in mitosis!
- What’s a cell’s favorite bird? The Cyto-seagull!
- Why did the cell become a DJ? It loved to drop the base-pairs!
- What’s a cell’s favorite landmark? The Statue of Ribosome!
- Why did the cell join the choir? It loved to sing in cell-o harmony!
- What do you call a cell that loves adventure? An Adven-osome!
- Why did the cell become a sailor? It loved the sea of cytoplasm!
- What’s a cell’s favorite planet? Mars, the red planet, like a red blood cell!
- Why was the cell a good farmer? It always sowed the seeds of life!
- What’s a cell’s favorite holiday? Cell-oween!
- Why did the cell go on a vacation? It needed a break from the cell cycle!
- What’s a cell’s favorite hobby? Cell-fies!
- Why did the cell become a poet? It loved to weave words with DNA!
- What’s a cell’s favorite color? Cell-ean blue!
- Why did the cell become a comedian? It loved to crack cell jokes!
- What do you call a cell that loves magic? A Magi-chondria!
- Why did the cell join a music band? It loved to drum up some fun!
- What’s a cell’s favorite dish? Pasta with a side of nuclei sauce!
- Why was the cell good at basketball? It always made a good pass with proteins!
- What’s a cell’s favorite game show? Wheel of Cell-fortune!
- Why did the cell become a writer? It loved to pen down life’s code!
- What’s a cell’s favorite style of dance? The Cell-sa!
- Why did the cell join the baseball team? It was good at catching mito-chondri-balls!
- What’s a cell’s favorite candy? Chocolate-covered nuc-leotides!
- Why did the cell become an architect? It loved to design cell-ular structures!
- What’s a cell’s favorite dessert? A piece of cherry pyruvate!
- Why did the cell become a therapist? It was good at solving complex issues!
- What’s a cell’s favorite subject? Cell-ulus!
- Why was the cell good at golf? It always got a hole-in-one during division!
- What’s a cell’s favorite toy? Lego-ribosomes!
- Why did the cell go to the museum? It loved ancient organelle art!
- What’s a cell’s favorite cartoon? Tom and Jellyfish!
- Why did the cell go to the beach? It loved to bask in the sun’s UV rays!
- What’s a cell’s favorite beverage? Energy (ATP) drink!
- Why was the cell good at poker? It knew when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em (proteins)!
- What’s a cell’s favorite gemstone? Cell-stone!
- Why did the cell become a librarian? It loved the book of life (DNA)!
- What’s a cell’s favorite type of music? Cell-ular pop!
- Why did the cell become a firefighter? It was good at breaking down barriers!
- What’s a cell’s favorite dance party? The Mito-chondri-conga line!
- Why was the cell a good football player? It always made the right pass to proteins!
- What’s a cell’s favorite pasta? Cell-telli!
- Why did the cell become an astronaut? It loved to explore new cell-ular dimensions!
- What’s a cell’s favorite breakfast cereal? Nucl-eo-tide flakes!
- Why was the cell a good magician? It always had a trick up its cytoplasm!