78 caterpillar jokes

  1. Why don’t caterpillars ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always found in the bag.
  2. Why do caterpillars never complain about going to school? Because they’re always in class!
  3. What do you call a caterpillar that won’t come out of its cocoon? A ‘butterfly-in-training’!
  4. Why do caterpillars never get lost? They always stick to the path.
  5. What do you call a caterpillar that can play guitar? A rock-and-rollerpillar!
  6. Why was the caterpillar bad at sports? It couldn’t get the hang of butterfly strokes.
  7. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite event? The Metamorphosis Gala.
  8. Why don’t caterpillars ever gossip? They don’t want to spread moth-eaten rumors.
  9. How do caterpillars write letters? With butterflies!
  10. Why are caterpillars always on time? They never drag their feet.
  11. Why don’t caterpillars play cards? They might turn into a butterfly!
  12. What kind of books do caterpillars read? How-to-cocoon guides.
  13. Why don’t caterpillars make good detectives? They’re always leaving a trail.
  14. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite song? “Worming My Way Back to You.”
  15. What do you call a caterpillar with a top hat and cane? A gentleworm.
  16. What do caterpillars use to call each other? Cellarpillars.
  17. Why do caterpillars dislike math? Too many segments.
  18. What kind of suits do caterpillars wear? Silk ones.
  19. Why do caterpillars never forget? Because they always turn over a new leaf.
  20. Why was the caterpillar afraid of the pool? It didn’t want to turn into a waterfly.
  21. Why did the caterpillar refuse to play chess? It was tired of being a pawn in the game.
  22. Why do caterpillars make bad comedians? Too many legs to stand on!
  23. Why do caterpillars never get fat? They’re always on the go.
  24. What do caterpillars order at the bar? Bug Light.
  25. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite band? The Beatles.
  26. Why are caterpillars always the first ones at a party? They like to break out of their shell.
  27. What do you call a caterpillar that’s been in the army? A colonelpillar.
  28. Why don’t caterpillars have secrets? They’re always spilling the beans.
  29. Why did the caterpillar go to the doctor? It had butterflies in its stomach!
  30. Why do caterpillars make bad musicians? They always play by earwig.
  31. Why do caterpillars never skip meals? They always eat their leafy greens.
  32. Why did the caterpillar flunk out of school? It couldn’t get past the pupa stage.
  33. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite sport? Silk roping.
  34. Why do caterpillars hate playing video games? Too many bugs.
  35. Why don’t caterpillars like fast food? It goes straight to their waistlines!
  36. What do caterpillars put on their toast? Butter-flies.
  37. Why do caterpillars hate cold weather? They get cater-chills.
  38. What do you call a caterpillar on a mission? An adventurepillar!
  39. Why are caterpillars terrible at keeping secrets? They always let the cat-erpillar out of the bag.
  40. What do caterpillars use to fix everything? Duct tape-worms.
  41. Why do caterpillars prefer home cooking? They like it catered.
  42. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite game? Hide and skeet.
  43. Why don’t caterpillars play basketball? They’re afraid of getting squashed.
  44. What do you call a fast caterpillar? A hurrypillar.
  45. Why do caterpillars never cheat? They don’t want to worm their way out of anything.
  46. Why don’t caterpillars use the internet? Too many bugs!
  47. Why do caterpillars always finish their dinner? Waste not, want knot.
  48. Why do caterpillars make poor secret agents? They can’t fly under the radar.
  49. What do caterpillars wear to bed? Cater-jammies.
  50. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, of course!
  51. Why did the caterpillar get kicked out of the garden? He couldn’t stop munching!
  52. What do you call a caterpillar who’s a great dancer? A jitterbug.
  53. Why did the caterpillar cross the road? To get to the other side-branch.
  54. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite day of the week? Chews-day.
  55. Why did the caterpillar bring a map to the party? To find the lettuce!
  56. Why do caterpillars never get invited to parties? They always eat the decorations.
  57. What do caterpillars put in their coffee? Creep and sugar.
  58. What do caterpillars eat on their hot dogs? Must-ant.
  59. What do you call a caterpillar who’s really good at sports? An athleat.
  60. Why are caterpillars bad at soccer? Too many feet for one ball.
  61. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite part of the school day? Recess, they love the jungle gym.
  62. Why don’t caterpillars make good spies? They leave a trail everywhere they go.
  63. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite dance? The Wiggle!
  64. Why did the caterpillar get a time out? It wouldn’t stop bugging its sibling.
  65. What do caterpillars use to cut their food? Their butter-fly knife.
  66. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite musical? The Phantom of the Ant-enna.
  67. Why did the caterpillar become a baker? He kneaded a change.
  68. What do caterpillars put on their pasta? Pesto!
  69. Why are caterpillars always picked first in team sports? They have team spirit down to a T-ant.
  70. Why don’t caterpillars use umbrellas? They like to feel the raindrops on their skin.
  71. What do caterpillars use to fix their cars? A toolkit.
  72. Why do caterpillars never play the stock market? They don’t like to gamble with their metamorphosis fund.
  73. Why did the caterpillar go to jail? It was caught stealing leaves.
  74. What do you call a caterpillar that’s good at chess? A check-mate-erpillar.
  75. Why don’t caterpillars make good singers? They’re too pitchy.
  76. What’s a caterpillar’s favorite type of math? Geometry, they love angles.
  77. Why do caterpillars never run a marathon? They always take it slow and steady.
  78. Why don’t caterpillars make good tennis players? They’re afraid of nets.

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