50 carnival jokes
- Why don’t circus clowns use bookmarks? Because they always go back to the big top!
- Why did the carnival worker get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why did the merry-go-round break up with the roller coaster? It got tired of the ups and downs.
- Why don’t carnivals work long hours? Because they always end up in a spin!
- What do you call a ferris wheel that tells jokes? A whirly funny ride!
- What’s the most popular ride at the vegetable carnival? The onion rings.
- Why don’t you play hide and seek with the Ferris wheel? Because it always peeks!
- Why don’t carnivals have websites? They’re afraid of too many pop-ups!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival? The roller-ghoster!
- Why don’t elephants ride roller coasters? They always forget to buckle up!
- What’s a lion’s favorite carnival game? Whack-a-mole!
- What do you call a merry-go-round full of cats? A purr-ousel!
- Why don’t you see zombies at carnivals? Too many corn dogs!
- Why do carnival workers always carry a map? They don’t want to get caught up in the fun house mirrors!
- Why did the magician go to the carnival? He heard there were a lot of sucker games!
- Why did the carnival ride blush? Because it saw the ferris wheel’s bottom!
- Why are circus performers quiet people? Because they do a lot of juggling around.
- What’s the difference between a carnival worker and a politician? One spins rides, the other spins lies!
- What do you call a carnival worker who’s good with numbers? A counter fair-er.
- Why did the popcorn get in trouble at the carnival? It kept popping off!
- What do you call a snowman at the carnival? A chill-seeker.
- Why don’t vampires go to carnivals? Too much garlic on the pizzas.
- Why did the carnival worker become a gardener? He was great at planting corn dogs!
- Why don’t ferris wheels ever get lost? They always come full circle!
- What do you call a fast food restaurant at a carnival? A roller-burger!
- Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.
- Why was the computer cold at the carnival? It left its Windows open.
- Why did the donut go to the carnival? It wanted to go on a roller glazer!
- Why did the tomato turn red at the carnival? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What’s a shark’s favorite ride at the carnival? The ferocious wheel!
- Why don’t secret agents go to carnivals? Too many carousels!
- Why was the music note bad at carnival games? It couldn’t find the right pitch!
- What’s a bee’s favorite ride at the carnival? The buzz-saw!
- Why did the computer go to the carnival? To get a byte out of life!
- Why did the math book look sad at the carnival? Because it had too many problems.
- Why don’t spiders go to carnivals? They prefer the web.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award at the carnival? He was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth at a carnival? A gummy bear.
- Why did the cookie go to the carnival? Because it heard there was a crumb coat.
- What do you call a nervous carnival worker? A jitter-bug.
- Why don’t pirates go to carnivals? They can’t play fair!
- Why did the balloon go near the carnival ride? It wanted to go up, up and away!
- Why did the carnival get a timeout? It wouldn’t stop going round and round.
- What do you call a book about carnivals? A fair-y tale.
- Why did the robot go to the carnival? To get its gears in motion!
- Why did the tomato turn red at the carnival? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why did the carnival ride stop working? It had a breakdown.
- Why do carnivals never go bankrupt? Because they always have lots of fun(ds)!
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite carnival ride? The scarousel!
- Why don’t basketball players go to carnivals? Too many hoops to jump through!