50 carnival jokes

  1. Why don’t circus clowns use bookmarks? Because they always go back to the big top!
  2. Why did the carnival worker get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. Why did the merry-go-round break up with the roller coaster? It got tired of the ups and downs.
  4. Why don’t carnivals work long hours? Because they always end up in a spin!
  5. What do you call a ferris wheel that tells jokes? A whirly funny ride!
  6. What’s the most popular ride at the vegetable carnival? The onion rings.
  7. Why don’t you play hide and seek with the Ferris wheel? Because it always peeks!
  8. Why don’t carnivals have websites? They’re afraid of too many pop-ups!
  9. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival? The roller-ghoster!
  10. Why don’t elephants ride roller coasters? They always forget to buckle up!
  11. What’s a lion’s favorite carnival game? Whack-a-mole!
  12. What do you call a merry-go-round full of cats? A purr-ousel!
  13. Why don’t you see zombies at carnivals? Too many corn dogs!
  14. Why do carnival workers always carry a map? They don’t want to get caught up in the fun house mirrors!
  15. Why did the magician go to the carnival? He heard there were a lot of sucker games!
  16. Why did the carnival ride blush? Because it saw the ferris wheel’s bottom!
  17. Why are circus performers quiet people? Because they do a lot of juggling around.
  18. What’s the difference between a carnival worker and a politician? One spins rides, the other spins lies!
  19. What do you call a carnival worker who’s good with numbers? A counter fair-er.
  20. Why did the popcorn get in trouble at the carnival? It kept popping off!
  21. What do you call a snowman at the carnival? A chill-seeker.
  22. Why don’t vampires go to carnivals? Too much garlic on the pizzas.
  23. Why did the carnival worker become a gardener? He was great at planting corn dogs!
  24. Why don’t ferris wheels ever get lost? They always come full circle!
  25. What do you call a fast food restaurant at a carnival? A roller-burger!
  26. Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.
  27. Why was the computer cold at the carnival? It left its Windows open.
  28. Why did the donut go to the carnival? It wanted to go on a roller glazer!
  29. Why did the tomato turn red at the carnival? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  30. What’s a shark’s favorite ride at the carnival? The ferocious wheel!
  31. Why don’t secret agents go to carnivals? Too many carousels!
  32. Why was the music note bad at carnival games? It couldn’t find the right pitch!
  33. What’s a bee’s favorite ride at the carnival? The buzz-saw!
  34. Why did the computer go to the carnival? To get a byte out of life!
  35. Why did the math book look sad at the carnival? Because it had too many problems.
  36. Why don’t spiders go to carnivals? They prefer the web.
  37. Why did the scarecrow win an award at the carnival? He was outstanding in his field!
  38. What do you call a bear with no teeth at a carnival? A gummy bear.
  39. Why did the cookie go to the carnival? Because it heard there was a crumb coat.
  40. What do you call a nervous carnival worker? A jitter-bug.
  41. Why don’t pirates go to carnivals? They can’t play fair!
  42. Why did the balloon go near the carnival ride? It wanted to go up, up and away!
  43. Why did the carnival get a timeout? It wouldn’t stop going round and round.
  44. What do you call a book about carnivals? A fair-y tale.
  45. Why did the robot go to the carnival? To get its gears in motion!
  46. Why did the tomato turn red at the carnival? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  47. Why did the carnival ride stop working? It had a breakdown.
  48. Why do carnivals never go bankrupt? Because they always have lots of fun(ds)!
  49. What’s a skeleton’s favorite carnival ride? The scarousel!
  50. Why don’t basketball players go to carnivals? Too many hoops to jump through!

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