150 burrito jokes
- Why did the burrito blush? Because it saw the salsa dancing.
- Why do burritos make terrible soccer players? They always wrap up the ball.
- What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Mexico? The wrong side of the burrito.
- Why don’t burritos answer their phones? They’re afraid it’s a wrap.
- How do you unlock a secret burrito recipe? You use a con queso.
- Why don’t burritos play hide and seek? Because they always spill the beans.
- Why do burritos never win at poker? They always fold.
- Why do burritos never get promoted? They always get rolled.
- Why are burritos great detectives? They always have the inside scoop.
- What do you call a cat wrapped in a tortilla? A purrito.
- What do you call a burrito that went to art school? A wrap-icasso.
- Why did the burrito go to therapy? It had too much on its plate.
- Why did the burrito cross the road? It was on a roll.
- Why do burritos make bad comedians? Their jokes are too cheesy.
- What’s a burrito’s favorite exercise? The roll-up.
- How do you know if a burrito is in love? It gets all wrapped up.
- Why are burritos bad liars? You can see right through their wraps.
- Why do burritos never argue? They prefer to wrap things up.
- Why did the burrito bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to lose its salsa.
- How does a burrito get ready for bed? It wraps itself up.
- What did the burrito say when it saw a quesadilla? “You’re melting my heart!”
- What’s a burrito’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
- Why do burritos never play chess? They’re afraid of being taken for a rook.
- What did the tortilla say to the filling? “We’re going to make a great wrap!”
- Why do burritos never perform magic tricks? They can’t keep anything up their sleeve.
- What’s a burrito’s favorite sport? Rolling.
- Why was the burrito always broke? It kept losing its dough.
- Why are burritos terrible actors? They always forget their wraps.
- Why don’t burritos work in offices? They can’t handle the daily grind.
- What do you call a burrito that can play the guitar? A rock-and-roll-up.
- Why don’t burritos join the army? They can’t stand the heat.
- What did the burrito say to the taco? “Don’t be shellfish!”
- What’s a burrito’s favorite type of literature? Wrap poetry.
- Why was the burrito always late for work? It kept losing track of thyme.
- What’s a burrito’s favorite dance? The salsa.
- Why was the burrito so philosophical? It was full of beans.
- How does a burrito flirt? It says, “I’m nacho average date.”
- Why are burritos the best musicians? They always know how to wrap up a song.
- Why did the burrito go to the gym? It wanted to work on its rolls.
- Why do burritos make terrible secret agents? They always spill the beans.
- What do you call a scared burrito? A chicken wrap.
- Why was the burrito a bad boxer? It couldn’t roll with the punches.
- What do you call a burrito with an attitude? Saucy.
- Why did the burrito fail its driving test? It couldn’t handle the turns.
- What did the burrito say at the start of the race? “Let’s roll!”
- Why did the burrito go to school? It wanted to be a roll model.
- What do you call a burrito that sings lullabies? A wrap star.
- How do burritos stay in touch? They taco-ver the phone.
- Why did the burrito go to the spa? It needed to unwind.
- What do you call a burrito’s home? A wrapartment.
- Why are burritos bad at tennis? They’re always serving faults.
- What do you call a burrito who loves to read? A book wrap.
- Why do burritos make good detectives? They have a knack for wrapping up cases.
- What do you call a burrito in space? An unidentified flying tortilla.
- Why do burritos never get sunburned? They always use plenty of salsa-screen.
- Why was the burrito a great motivational speaker? It knew how to inspire the masses with its wrap.
- What do you call a burrito at a construction site? A hard roll.
- Why are burritos so calm? They always keep their cool under wraps.
- What do you call a burrito that’s good with computers? A tech wrap.
- Why do burritos never go swimming? They don’t want to get soggy.
- What’s a burrito’s favorite school subject? Roll-e-geometry.
- Why did the burrito become a fashion designer? It loved haute cuisine.
- Why are burritos never stressed? They always roll with it.
- What do you call a burrito who loves Christmas? A holiday wrap.
- Why do burritos make good journalists? They always wrap up the story.
- What do you call a burrito with no filling? Empty inside.
- Why did the burrito go to the party? To spice things up.
- What do you call a burrito in winter? A snow roll.
- What did the burrito say after a long day? “That’s a wrap!”
- What do you call a wise burrito? A sage roll.
- Why don’t burritos play baseball? They always drop the ball.
- Why was the burrito a poor musician? It couldn’t keep the beat.
- Why did the burrito join the circus? It wanted to learn how to juggle.
- What did the burrito say when it got in trouble? “I’ve been caught red-handed!”
- Why are burritos bad at math? They always mix up their sums.
- Why did the burrito get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
- Why do burritos make great inventors? They always come up with wrapid solutions.
- Why was the burrito always calm under pressure? It kept its fillings in check.
- What did the burrito say to the guacamole? “You’re a real dip.”
- Why did the burrito never get lost? It always rolled in the right direction.
- Why do burritos never gossip? They keep things under wraps.
- What did the burrito say when it saw the sunset? “That’s a wrap!”
- Why do burritos make bad DJs? They can’t scratch.
- Why was the burrito popular at parties? It always had a spicy story to tell.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great cook? A wrap chef.
- Why do burritos make bad dancers? They always step on their partners’ feet.
- Why don’t burritos go on roller coasters? They fear the dips.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great leader? A wrapresentative.
- Why do burritos make good teachers? They know how to roll call.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great swimmer? A backstroke roll.
- Why are burritos bad at basketball? They can’t handle the heat.
- What do you call a burrito in a library? A silent wrap.
- Why do burritos hate winter? They freeze their beans off.
- Why was the burrito a great storyteller? It had a knack for spicy tales.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great painter? A wrap artist.
- Why do burritos make bad athletes? They always get wrapped up in the game.
- Why don’t burritos go on dates? They’re afraid of commitment.
- What do you call a burrito that loves rock music? A hard roll.
- Why are burritos never lonely? They’re always stuffed with friends.
- Why do burritos make bad politicians? They can’t keep a secret.
- What did the burrito say to the taco? “Don’t be so shellfish!”
- Why don’t burritos ever get into arguments? They prefer to wrap things up peacefully.
- Why was the burrito so happy? It was full of beans.
- What did the burrito say when it got to the party? “Lettuce turnip the beet!”
- Why don’t burritos make good detectives? They always crack under pressure.
- What do you call a burrito that’s good at gardening? A green roll.
- Why do burritos make good bankers? They’re excellent at rolling in dough.
- What do you call a burrito that’s good at making decisions? A decisive wrap.
- Why did the burrito go to the zoo? To see the rolling pandas.
- Why are burritos bad at chess? They can’t keep their king protected.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great DJ? A rollin’ beats.
- Why do burritos never get a good night’s sleep? They’re always turning and rolling.
- Why do burritos make good lawyers? They always have a wrap sheet.
- Why was the burrito a great sailor? It knew how to roll with the waves.
- Why was the burrito always confident? It knew how to roll with it.
- What do you call a burrito in a band? A roll and rock star.
- Why are burritos never good at hide and seek? They always spill the beans.
- What do you call a burrito in a sauna? A steam roll.
- Why do burritos make bad weather forecasters? They can’t predict the heat.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great actor? A roll model.
- Why was the burrito so good at basketball? It knew how to roll the ball.
- What did the burrito say when it scored a goal? “That’s a wrap!”
- Why was the burrito a bad scientist? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great runner? A sprint roll.
- Why was the burrito a bad golfer? It couldn’t handle the greens.
- Why did the burrito go to the doctor? It had a severe case of heartburn.
- Why do burritos make bad engineers? They can’t handle the stress.
- Why did the burrito go to the art museum? To appreciate the fine wraps.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great dancer? A salsa roll.
- Why do burritos make bad athletes? They always lose their wrap.
- Why was the burrito so quiet? It was a soft taco.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great singer? A melody roll.
- Why do burritos make bad security guards? They’re always on a roll.
- What did the burrito say when it saw a ghost? “You’re giving me the chills!”
- Why do burritos never win at hide and seek? They’re too easy to find.
- What do you call a burrito that’s good at fishing? A reel roll.
- Why did the burrito go to the moon? It wanted to be a space wrap.
- Why don’t burritos work in offices? They can’t handle the paperwork.
- Why was the burrito so popular? It was the life of the party.
- Why are burritos never scared? They always wrap up their fears.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great baker? A dough roll.
- Why do burritos never get cold? They always wear a wrap.
- What do you call a burrito in the desert? A heat roll.
- Why don’t burritos ever get lost? They always follow the spice trail.
- Why was the burrito a great comedian? It knew how to roll the audience.
- Why do burritos never go on adventures? They prefer to stay wrapped up at home.
- What do you call a burrito that’s a great teacher? A role model.
- Why do burritos make terrible spies? They always wrap up too soon.
- What did the burrito say when it graduated? “I’ve finally rolled up my degree!”
- Why do burritos make bad musicians? They always lose their beat.