149 bull jokes
- Why don’t bulls ever cheat on tests? Because they don’t like to take bull by the horns.
- What do you call a bull that’s good at math? A calcula-taur.
- What happened when the bull got lost? It went on a bull-run.
- Why was the bull always tired? Because he’s been working in the cattle field.
- Why did the bull carry a clock? He wanted to go with the ‘herd’ every second.
- What do you call a bull that doesn’t give up? De-termina-bull.
- What do bulls use to write with? A bull-pen.
- Why did the bull go to school? He wanted to be top of the class in bull-ogy.
- What do you call a bull that sings? A bull-ads singer.
- Why don’t bulls like to play hide and seek? They don’t want to be spotted.
- What do you call a bull that does magic? A bull-dini.
- How do bulls drive cars? They horn in.
- Why did the bull go to the bakery? He heard they have great buns.
- What’s a bull’s favorite activity on the weekend? Going to the mooo-vies.
- How do bulls stay warm in the winter? They use a bull-anket.
- What’s a bull’s favorite exercise? Bull-ups.
- What do you call a bull with a sense of humor? A laugh-a-bull.
- How do you comfort a sad bull? You give him a pat on the back.
- Why was the bull at the bank? He wanted to make a bull-ance inquiry.
- What do you call a bull who likes to surf? A wave rider.
- What did the mama cow say to the baby bull? It’s pasture bedtime.
- Why was the bull always broke? Because he charges too much.
- What do you call a bull that’s good at basketball? Bull Jordan.
- How do bulls listen to music? On their bull-tooth headphones.
- Why don’t bulls lie? They prefer to be bull-ieveable.
- What’s a bull’s favorite fruit? Bana-na-na-na.
- Why do bulls carry notebooks? Because they find it impossi-bull to remember everything.
- What do you call a bull that’s good at painting? A picasso-bull.
- What do bulls wear to parties? A tux and a bull-tie.
- Why don’t bulls use computers? They are afraid of the Windows logo.
- Why did the bull join the circus? He wanted to be the main attrac-taur.
- How do bulls apologize? They write a bull-ogize letter.
- Why did the bull go to therapy? He had some unresolvable issues.
- How do bulls make decisions? They ponder-bull it over.
- What do you call a bull that’s always late? Behind schedu-bull.
- What do bulls wear when it’s sunny? Bull-glasses.
- What is a bull’s favorite instrument? The horn.
- How do bulls prefer to travel? By cattle class.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of music? Rock and bull.
- Why did the bull go to the dentist? He had a lot of bull cavities.
- How do bulls keep their clothes? In their bull-robes.
- Why did the bull go to the moon? He wanted to see the lunar eclipse.
- What do you call a bull with no legs? Ground beef.
- Why was the bull so noisy? He couldn’t contain his bull-sterous laughter.
- What do you call a bull that’s a good dancer? A bull-lerina.
- Why don’t bulls play cards in the wild? Because of cheetahs.
- What do you call a bull that’s good at video games? A gaming bull-pro.
- What’s a bull’s favorite drink? Bull-er.
- Why did the bull go to Hollywood? He wanted to be a star in a bull-buster movie.
- What did the bull say to his friend on his birthday? Have an unbeata-bull day!
- Why did the bull go to the beach? He wanted to catch some bull-rays.
- How do bulls greet each other? They say “moo-ve over”.
- Why was the bull always calm? He believed in inner peace.
- What do you call a bull who likes to swim? A bull-shark.
- What did the bull say to the girl bull? You’re un-bull-ievably beautiful!
- Why did the bull bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to lose his way in the crowd.
- What do you call a bull that cooks? A bull-ef.
- Why don’t bulls like fast food? They can’t catch it.
- What do you call a bull in a china shop? A bull-dozer.
- Why was the bull so popular? Because he was a-moo-sing.
- What do you call a bull that plays guitar? A bull-strummer.
- How do bulls stop a movie? They hit the paws button.
- Why don’t bulls like to talk? They prefer to steer the conversation.
- What do you call a bull that’s good at chess? A bull-master.
- Why was the bull so smart? He went to an Ivy League barn.
- How do bulls say goodbye? “See moo later”.
- What do you call a bull with a Ph.D.? Doctor Moo.
- Why did the bull bring a sunflower to his date? He wanted to make a moo-ving impression.
- What do you call a bull in a band? The lead moo-sician.
- How do bulls write love letters? With bull-et points.
- Why did the bull carry a suitcase? He was moo-ving.
- What do you call a bull that tells tales? A bull-fable.
- How do bulls solve problems? With a little bit of bull-ogic.
- Why was the bull so smooth? He used moo-turizer.
- What do you call a bull in a car accident? A bull-dozer.
- Why did the bull go to the gym? He wanted to work on his calves.
- What’s a bull’s favorite vegetable? Bull-ccoli.
- Why did the bull stop in the middle of the road? He wanted to grab the bull by the horns.
- How do bulls catch up on news? They read the daily moo-spaper.
- Why don’t bulls like rainy days? It dampens their moo81. What do you call a bull who’s a comedian? A stand-up come-moo-dian.
- Why did the bull go to the bar? He heard they were serving bull-tinis.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of candy? Choco-bull.
- How do bulls manage their time? With a bull-et journal.
- Why do bulls hate racing? They hate being taken by the horns.
- Why don’t bulls like debates? They can’t stand the bull-ony.
- How do bulls send messages? They use bull-etin boards.
- Why did the bull start a band? He wanted to be a rock and roll steer.
- What do you call a bull that bakes? A bull-anger.
- What do you call a bull in a snowstorm? A bull-izzard.
- How does a bull show love? He gives a bouquet of roses.
- Why did the bull wear glasses? Because he wanted to look spec-bull-ular.
- How do bulls keep their hair smooth? They use a bull-rush.
- Why did the bull open a store? He wanted to be an entre-bull-neur.
- What’s a bull’s favorite book? “To Kill a Mocking-bull”.
- What do you call a bull who can play the piano? A bull-et virtuoso.
- Why don’t bulls like fast food? They prefer grazing at their own pace.
- What do you call a bull in a fight? A bull-dog.
- Why did the bull bring a camera? He wanted to capture moomentous occasions.
- How does a bull get to work? He takes the bull-evard.
- Why did the bull become a farmer? He had a knack for crop-tivation.
- What’s a bull’s favorite dessert? Bull-berry pie.
- How does a bull say thank you? He gives a heart-felt moo-rci.
- What do you call a bull that loves to read? A biblio-bull.
- Why did the bull get a smartphone? He wanted to join the social media herd.
- Why do bulls like classical music? They find it soothing and horn-monic.
- What’s a bull’s favorite movie? “Bull-eautiful Mind”.
- Why did the bull go to the concert? He was a fan of the band “Moo Fighters”.
- What do you call a bull that likes to ski? A snow-bull.
- How does a bull compliment his friends? He says they are moo-gnificent.
- Why did the bull become a detective? He had a knack for sniffing out bull-prits.
- What’s a bull’s favorite exercise at the gym? The tread-bull.
- Why don’t bulls like gossip? They find it udder nonsense.
- How does a bull propose? With a diamond ring and a moo-ving speech.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of car? A Bull-gatti.
- Why did the bull start a blog? He had lots of stories to bull-og about.
- What’s a bull’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
- Why don’t bulls like getting presents? They find it un-wrap-a-bull.
- What’s a bull’s favorite sport? Bull-etball.
- Why did the bull join the army? He wanted to serve his country.
- What’s a bull’s favorite song? “Unforgetta-bull”.
- Why did the bull go to the opera? He enjoyed the high notes.
- What’s a bull’s favorite holiday? Christ-moo-s.
- How do bulls stay clean? They take a bull-ath.
- Why did the bull start a gardening business? He had a green hoof.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of tea? Bull-berry tea.
- Why did the bull become a sailor? He wanted to see the world.
- How does a bull greet his girlfriend? “Hello, moo-tiful!”
- Why did the bull join a choir? He had a moo-sical talent.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of cheese? Mozzarella.
- Why did the bull become an actor? He enjoyed drama and the-applause.
- What’s a bull’s favorite city? Bull-salo.
- How does a bull ask someone out? “Would you go out with moo?”
- Why did the bull start a charity? He wanted to give back to his community.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of bread? Bull-ermilk biscuits.
- Why did the bull become a teacher? He wanted to enlighten young minds.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghetti Bolognaise.
- Why did the bull become a chef? He loved to experiment with flavors.
- What’s a bull’s favorite card game? Bull-ackjack.
- Why did the bull become a pilot? He wanted to soar high.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of dance? The Bull-et.
- Why did the bull become a writer? He loved to weave stories.
- What’s a bull’s favorite drink? Milk-shake.
- Why did the bull become a mailman? He loved to deliver happiness.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of cake? Bull-ueberry cheesecake.
- Why did the bull become a movie director? He had a vision.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of pizza? Moo-zzarella cheese pizza.
- Why did the bull become a librarian? He loved the silence.
- What’s a bull’s favorite type of ice-cream? Vanilla bull-erry.
- Why did the bull become a comedian? He loved to make people laugh.