150 bugs bunny jokes

  1. Why did Bugs Bunny go to school? Because he wanted to be a “hare” above the rest!
  2. What does Bugs Bunny use to fix his hair? Hare spray!
  3. Why did Bugs Bunny break up with his girlfriend? She was a bad “hare” day.
  4. Why doesn’t Bugs Bunny use social media? He’s afraid of “hare”assment.
  5. Why did Bugs Bunny go to the doctor? He had a bad “hare”line fracture!
  6. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite exercise? Hare-robics!
  7. Why was Bugs Bunny a great politician? Because he was always in the “hare”.
  8. Why did Bugs Bunny go to the barber? He needed a “hare” cut.
  9. How does Bugs Bunny keep his fur looking so smooth? With hare conditioner!
  10. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite math subject? “Hare”ithmetic.
  11. Why did Bugs Bunny get a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough.
  12. Why was Bugs Bunny never late for school? Because he didn’t want to miss any “hare” raising lessons.
  13. Why does Bugs Bunny always win at poker? Because he always has a “hare” up his sleeve.
  14. Why does Bugs Bunny never have a dull moment? Because life’s always a “hare” raising experience.
  15. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite game to play at the carnival? Whack-a-mole… I mean, whack-a-Daffy!
  16. What kind of music does Bugs Bunny listen to? Hip-hop!
  17. What does Bugs Bunny say when he does a magic trick? “Hare today, gone tomorrow!”
  18. Why was Bugs Bunny great at baseball? Because he’s a real home “runny”!
  19. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop!
  20. Why did Bugs Bunny never get lost? Because he always knew where his “bunny” trail led.
  21. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of joke? A carrot-ical one!
  22. Why was Bugs Bunny bad at hide and seek? He always stuck out like a “hare”.
  23. What does Bugs Bunny like to drink at parties? “Hare” champagne.
  24. Why did Bugs Bunny become a gardener? Because he loves to plant “hare”bs.
  25. Why did Bugs Bunny become a detective? Because he was great at “hare”d evidence.
  26. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite dessert? Carrot cake.
  27. Why did Bugs Bunny go to the therapist? He felt “hare”pressed.
  28. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of book? A “hare”-raising thriller.
  29. Why did Bugs Bunny become a stand-up comedian? Because life was a joke to him.
  30. Why does Bugs Bunny never sweat? Because he has his own “hare” conditioner.
  31. What does Bugs Bunny do when he sees a sign that says, “Wet Paint?” He touches it to make sure.
  32. What did Bugs Bunny say when he looked in the mirror? “What’s up, Doc?”
  33. Why did Bugs Bunny become a chef? Because he loves to stir up trouble.
  34. Why did Bugs Bunny go to the opera? Because he’s a “hare” for the music.
  35. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of movie? A doc-umentary.
  36. Why did Bugs Bunny become a traffic cop? He was good at hopping to it.
  37. Why did Bugs Bunny start a band? Because he wanted to “hare” his music.
  38. What does Bugs Bunny call a magic rabbit? A hare-dini!
  39. What does Bugs Bunny say when he wins a race? “I had a hopping good time!”
  40. Why did Bugs Bunny visit the psychiatrist? He kept seeing Elmer Fudd in his dreams.
  41. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite song? “Hop ‘Til You Drop.”
  42. Why did Bugs Bunny start a talk show? He always had a lot to “say”.
  43. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite board game? Hare and hounds.
  44. Why did Bugs Bunny become a realtor? He was good at finding “bunny”loos.
  45. Why did Bugs Bunny start a car wash? He thought it’d be a “splashing” success.
  46. Why does Bugs Bunny never need a map? Because he always goes down the rabbit hole.
  47. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of restaurant? A carrot-eria.
  48. Why did Bugs Bunny start a software company? He knew his way around the “web”.
  49. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of pie? Carrot pie.
  50. Why did Bugs Bunny join the circus? Because he was a “hare”-raising performer.
  51. Why did Bugs Bunny become a football coach? He wanted to teach others how to “hop” the ball.
  52. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite vegetable? Carrots, they’re un”beat”able.
  53. Why did Bugs Bunny become a firefighter? Because he was always hopping into action.
  54. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of coffee? Carrot-chino.
  55. Why did Bugs Bunny start a fashion line? Because he wanted to set a new “trend”.
  56. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite instrument? The “hare”-monica.
  57. Why did Bugs Bunny become a wrestler? He liked the “pinning” part.
  58. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite part of a meal? The “hare”-dessert.
  59. Why did Bugs Bunny become a mechanic? Because he liked getting his paws dirty.
  60. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of ice cream? Carrot-cicle.
  61. Why did Bugs Bunny become a sailor? Because he liked being a “sea” hare.
  62. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of tea? Carrot-ty.
  63. Why did Bugs Bunny become an astronaut? Because he wanted to “hop” to the moon.
  64. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of soda? Carrot-Cola.
  65. Why did Bugs Bunny become a painter? He wanted to “draw” attention.
  66. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of soup? Carrot-ouille.
  67. Why did Bugs Bunny become a pilot? He wanted to “fly” high.
  68. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of pasta? Carrot-eroni.
  69. Why did Bugs Bunny become a lawyer? He wanted to “fight” for the right.
  70. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of salad? Carrot-top.
  71. Why did Bugs Bunny become a banker? He wanted to “save” the day.
  72. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of muffin? Carrot-muff.
  73. Why did Bugs Bunny become a teacher? He wanted to “educate” the young.
  74. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of sandwich? Carrot-bun.
  75. Why did Bugs Bunny become a cop? He wanted to “serve” and protect.
  76. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of juice? Carrot-ade.
  77. Why did Bugs Bunny become a doctor? He wanted to “heal” the world.
  78. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of bread? Carrot-loaf.
  79. Why did Bugs Bunny become a chef? He had a “taste” for adventure.
  80. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of candy? Carrot-drops.
  81. Why did Bugs Bunny become a zookeeper? He wanted to take care of his “hare”-y friends.
  82. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of breakfast? Carrot-cakes.
  83. Why did Bugs Bunny become a bus driver? He liked taking the “scenic” route.
  84. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of pizza? Carrot-roni.
  85. Why did Bugs Bunny become a gardener? He loved digging up “dirt”.
  86. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of movie? “Hare”-raising thrillers.
  87. Why did Bugs Bunny become a poet? Because he liked rhyming with “words”.
  88. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of cookie? Carrot-chips.
  89. Why did Bugs Bunny become a judge? He wanted to make “fair” decisions.
  90. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of burger? Carrot-burger.
  91. Why did Bugs Bunny become a photographer? He liked capturing “moments”.
  92. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of cake? Carrot-cake, of course!
  93. Why did Bugs Bunny become a scientist? He liked “experimenting”.
  94. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of milk? Carrot milk.
  95. Why did Bugs Bunny become a journalist? He liked “reporting” the news.
  96. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of jelly? Carrot-jelly.
  97. Why did Bugs Bunny become an actor? He liked being in the “spotlight”.
  98. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of jam? Carrot-jam.
  99. Why did Bugs Bunny become a lifeguard? He liked “saving” the day.
  100. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of popcorn? Carrot-corn.
  101. Why did Bugs Bunny become an architect? He loved “designing”.
  102. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of snack? Carrot-chips.
  103. Why did Bugs Bunny become a magician? He loved pulling tricks out of his “hat”.
  104. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of cheese? Carrot-cheese.
  105. Why did Bugs Bunny become a baker? He loved making “dough”.
  106. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of chocolate? Carrot-choco.
  107. Why did Bugs Bunny become a locksmith? He was good at “unlocking” problems.
  108. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of pie? Carrot-pie.
  109. Why did Bugs Bunny become a firefighter? He loved “extinguishing” danger.
  110. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of cereal? Carrot-flakes.
  111. Why did Bugs Bunny become a detective? He loved “solving” mysteries.
  112. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of wine? Carrot-ine.
  113. Why did Bugs Bunny become an explorer? He loved “discovering” new places.
  114. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of beer? Carrot-ale.
  115. Why did Bugs Bunny become a librarian? He loved “sorting” books.
  116. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of soda? Carrot-pop.
  117. Why did Bugs Bunny become an engineer? He loved “constructing” ideas.
  118. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of tea? Carrot-tea.
  119. Why did Bugs Bunny become a tour guide? He loved “showing” places.
  120. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of cocktail? Carrot-tail.
  121. Why did Bugs Bunny become a pilot? He loved “soaring” heights.
  122. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of sushi? Carrot-maki.
  123. Why did Bugs Bunny become a trainer? He loved “coaching”.
  124. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of donut? Carrot-nut.
  125. Why did Bugs Bunny become an artist? He loved “drawing” attention.
  126. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of smoothie? Carrot-smoothie.
  127. Why did Bugs Bunny become a stylist? He loved “designing” looks.
  128. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of pasta? Carrot-ini.
  129. Why did Bugs Bunny become a sailor? He loved “sailing” the sea.
  130. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of coffee? Carrot-coffee.
  131. Why did Bugs Bunny become a writer? He loved “writing” stories.
  132. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of soup? Carrot-soup.
  133. Why did Bugs Bunny become a golfer? He loved “teeing” off.
  134. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of cheese? Carrot-cheese.
  135. Why did Bugs Bunny become a hairdresser? He loved “styling” hair.
  136. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of ice cream? Carrot-cream.
  137. Why did Bugs Bunny become a mailman? He loved “delivering” news.
  138. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of salad? Carrot-salad.
  139. Why did Bugs Bunny become a dancer? He loved “twirling”.
  140. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of juice? Carrot-juice.
  141. Why did Bugs Bunny become a taxi driver? He loved “driving” around.
  142. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of candy? Carrot-candy.
  143. Why did Bugs Bunny become a baker? He loved “baking”.
  144. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of bread? Carrot-bread.
  145. Why did Bugs Bunny become a singer? He loved “singing”.
  146. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of cake? Carrot-cake.
  147. Why did Bugs Bunny become a comedian? He loved “making people laugh”.
  148. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of muffin? Carrot-muffin.
  149. Why did Bugs Bunny become a chef? He loved “cooking”.
  150. What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of pancake? Carrot-cake, of course!

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