57+ bowling puns

  1. I like bowling because it’s right up my alley.
  2. I told my friend to join the bowling league. It’s right down her lane.
  3. I’m aiming for a perfect game. You could say I’m on a roll.
  4. I couldn’t join the bowling league this year; I didn’t make the cut… or the split.
  5. I’m all about the bowling life – it’s how I roll.
  6. The bowling alley is my second home. I have a real pin for it.
  7. I got a strike. Now that’s what I call a clean sweep!
  8. I’m not a professional, but I still find bowling quite striking.
  9. Bowling puns are a real hit or miss.
  10. I heard there’s a movie about bowling. It’s a real blockbuster.
  11. I tried to bowl with a square ball. That was a real turn of events.
  12. Bowling: Where every pin counts.
  13. I was feeling down, so I went bowling. Now, I’m on a high roll.
  14. My friend couldn’t keep up at the bowling alley, he just couldn’t spare the time.
  15. I always find bowling puns quite entertaining. They bowl me over every time.
  16. There’s no time for resting in bowling; you have to keep rolling.
  17. Bowlers have their own unique style – you could say they all have their own spin.
  18. I hope my bowling puns are up to your standards, I wouldn’t want to leave you in the gutter.
  19. If I worked at a bowling alley, I’d definitely make a striking employee.
  20. My friend is a pro bowler. He’s always striking up a conversation.
  21. The best way to communicate with a bowling pin is to drop them a line.
  22. Bowling shoes can really help you get a grip.
  23. Bowlers know the best way to roll with the punches.
  24. I tried to catch a bowling ball once, but it was too much to spare.
  25. My favorite day of the week to bowl? I’d say…Saturday. It just strikes me as the best.
  26. The bowler’s favorite music? Rock and bowl!
  27. I knew a bowler who was also a baker. He was the kingpin of doughnuts.
  28. A bowling alley is a poor person’s gold mine, because it’s full of strikes.
  29. Ever heard of the bowling team that showed up late? They missed their spare window.
  30. Bowling is the only sport where you can have zero points and still have a ball.
  31. When I’m sad, I go to the bowling alley. It’s my happy pin.
  32. At the bowling alley, the most coveted job is being a pin setter. You’re on the receiving end of every strike.
  33. My dog loves the bowling alley. He keeps trying to fetch the balls.
  34. It’s easy to stay out of trouble in bowling, as long as you stay out of the gutter.
  35. The bowler’s favorite type of bread? A roll, obviously!
  36. The last time I went bowling, I was so good they had to pin a medal on me.
  37. In the bowling world, the best drink is a ‘strike’ soda.
  38. What do bowlers do when they make a mistake? They spare no effort to correct it.
  39. I started a bowling club for cats, but they keep knocking down the pins.
  40. My life is like a game of bowling – sometimes I’m in the gutter, and sometimes I’m on a roll.
  41. I’ve been working on my spin. It’s a real revolution.
  42. The best time to go bowling is when you feel like you’re in a rut. It’s the perfect way to roll out of it.
  43. I’ve been told my bowling puns are a bit too forward. I think they just need a little spin.
  44. I don’t know why my friend’s bowling shirt has so many stripes. Maybe it’s because he’s always striking.
  45. The bowler was very philosophical. He believed that life is just a roll of the ball.
  46. The baker quit his job to become a professional bowler. He wanted a job where he could still make lots of dough.
  47. Don’t bother me when I’m bowling, I need to stay in the pin zone.
  48. I love bowling because I can always strike up a good time.
  49. The best thing about bowling is that it’s always a ball.
  50. My favorite shape is a circle. It’s always on a roll.
  51. The bowling alley owner’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve – he loves when the ball drops.
  52. The best thing about bowling with friends? They never let you go down the gutter.
  53. The bowler’s favorite day of the year is the day of the Roll-stice.
  54. Don’t feel bad if you miss a pin. It’s all part of the learning curve.
  55. If you’re ever feeling down, just remember – life is a lot like bowling. Even when you’re in the gutter, you can still make a comeback.
  56. Bowling alleys are always so tidy. They really know how to clean up their strikes.
  57. Do bowlers make good detectives? They always get to the bottom of the pin.
  58. The life of a pinsetter isn’t easy. It’s all about picking up the pieces.
  59. Bowling: The sport where you can score a perfect game and still have room to spare.
  60. Bowling is a great sport because it’s something we can all pin our hopes on.
  61. The best way to spread cheer at the bowling alley? Always stay in your lane.
  62. The top scorer in the bowling league always had the most striking personality.
  63. A bowler’s favorite type of shoe? The one that’s right up their alley.
  64. Bowling shoes might not be the most fashionable, but they certainly help you get a strike.
  65. At the bowling alley, the one thing you can always count on is having a ball.
  66. The secret to a great game of bowling? Always keeping your eye on the ball.
  67. The bowling alley was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop.
  68. Bowling: It’s not how you bowl, it’s how you roll.
  69. Bowlers make the best musicians because they know all about the perfect pitch.
  70. I joined the bowling league for the exercise. I wanted to get my steps in.
  71. Bowling: The only place where it’s acceptable to have three strikes.
  72. I wanted to buy my own bowling ball, but they were all out of my league.
  73. If you ever need a friend, I’ll be right up your alley.
  74. The secret to great bowling? It’s all in the wrist.
  75. When I go bowling, I always aim to have a smashing time.
  76. I’m not a great bowler, but I’m excellent at pinning the blame.
  77. A bowler’s favorite type of weather? When it’s raining pins.
  78. Did you hear about the bowling ball that got lost? It just couldn’t find its lane.
  79. I asked the bowling pin why it was tired. It said, “I’ve been knocked down all day!”
  80. My friend was late for bowling. He blamed it on a split decision.
  81. When a bowler gets a turkey, do they also get the stuffing?
  82. The bowler couldn’t believe his bad luck, it was like he was stuck in a gutter.
  83. I didn’t strike it lucky in love, but at least I can strike it lucky in bowling.
  84. Bowling is the only sport where you can be on a roll and in the gutter at the same time.
  85. I joined a bowling team for the social life. Now I’m having a ball.
  86. My friend was a real pessimist at the bowling alley. He always saw the cup as half empty.
  87. I always turn to bowling when life gets tough. It’s my strike of luck.
  88. If you’re ever in a bind, just go bowling. It’s a great way to let off some steam.
  89. The thing I love about bowling? It always keeps me on my toes.
  90. I like to keep my friends close and my bowling balls closer.
  91. The bowler was so tired, he couldn’t even spare a moment to rest.
  92. In bowling, it’s important to strike a balance.
  93. The bowler was so good, he could strike out in his sleep.
  94. My friend was so excited about bowling, he was jumping for joy… right into the gutter.
  95. I was trying to keep a low profile at the bowling alley, but then I bowled a strike.
  96. If you want to succeed in bowling, you’ve got to have a lot of balls.
  97. When it comes to bowling, the best advice is to just roll with it.
  98. I’ve been feeling a bit off lately, maybe I need to go and hit the lanes.
  99. The only thing better than a good bowling game is a great bowling pun.
  100. Don’t be afraid of gutter balls. They’re just a part of the game.

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