57+ bowling puns
- I like bowling because it’s right up my alley.
- I told my friend to join the bowling league. It’s right down her lane.
- I’m aiming for a perfect game. You could say I’m on a roll.
- I couldn’t join the bowling league this year; I didn’t make the cut… or the split.
- I’m all about the bowling life – it’s how I roll.
- The bowling alley is my second home. I have a real pin for it.
- I got a strike. Now that’s what I call a clean sweep!
- I’m not a professional, but I still find bowling quite striking.
- Bowling puns are a real hit or miss.
- I heard there’s a movie about bowling. It’s a real blockbuster.
- I tried to bowl with a square ball. That was a real turn of events.
- Bowling: Where every pin counts.
- I was feeling down, so I went bowling. Now, I’m on a high roll.
- My friend couldn’t keep up at the bowling alley, he just couldn’t spare the time.
- I always find bowling puns quite entertaining. They bowl me over every time.
- There’s no time for resting in bowling; you have to keep rolling.
- Bowlers have their own unique style – you could say they all have their own spin.
- I hope my bowling puns are up to your standards, I wouldn’t want to leave you in the gutter.
- If I worked at a bowling alley, I’d definitely make a striking employee.
- My friend is a pro bowler. He’s always striking up a conversation.
- The best way to communicate with a bowling pin is to drop them a line.
- Bowling shoes can really help you get a grip.
- Bowlers know the best way to roll with the punches.
- I tried to catch a bowling ball once, but it was too much to spare.
- My favorite day of the week to bowl? I’d say…Saturday. It just strikes me as the best.
- The bowler’s favorite music? Rock and bowl!
- I knew a bowler who was also a baker. He was the kingpin of doughnuts.
- A bowling alley is a poor person’s gold mine, because it’s full of strikes.
- Ever heard of the bowling team that showed up late? They missed their spare window.
- Bowling is the only sport where you can have zero points and still have a ball.
- When I’m sad, I go to the bowling alley. It’s my happy pin.
- At the bowling alley, the most coveted job is being a pin setter. You’re on the receiving end of every strike.
- My dog loves the bowling alley. He keeps trying to fetch the balls.
- It’s easy to stay out of trouble in bowling, as long as you stay out of the gutter.
- The bowler’s favorite type of bread? A roll, obviously!
- The last time I went bowling, I was so good they had to pin a medal on me.
- In the bowling world, the best drink is a ‘strike’ soda.
- What do bowlers do when they make a mistake? They spare no effort to correct it.
- I started a bowling club for cats, but they keep knocking down the pins.
- My life is like a game of bowling – sometimes I’m in the gutter, and sometimes I’m on a roll.
- I’ve been working on my spin. It’s a real revolution.
- The best time to go bowling is when you feel like you’re in a rut. It’s the perfect way to roll out of it.
- I’ve been told my bowling puns are a bit too forward. I think they just need a little spin.
- I don’t know why my friend’s bowling shirt has so many stripes. Maybe it’s because he’s always striking.
- The bowler was very philosophical. He believed that life is just a roll of the ball.
- The baker quit his job to become a professional bowler. He wanted a job where he could still make lots of dough.
- Don’t bother me when I’m bowling, I need to stay in the pin zone.
- I love bowling because I can always strike up a good time.
- The best thing about bowling is that it’s always a ball.
- My favorite shape is a circle. It’s always on a roll.
- The bowling alley owner’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve – he loves when the ball drops.
- The best thing about bowling with friends? They never let you go down the gutter.
- The bowler’s favorite day of the year is the day of the Roll-stice.
- Don’t feel bad if you miss a pin. It’s all part of the learning curve.
- If you’re ever feeling down, just remember – life is a lot like bowling. Even when you’re in the gutter, you can still make a comeback.
- Bowling alleys are always so tidy. They really know how to clean up their strikes.
- Do bowlers make good detectives? They always get to the bottom of the pin.
- The life of a pinsetter isn’t easy. It’s all about picking up the pieces.
- Bowling: The sport where you can score a perfect game and still have room to spare.
- Bowling is a great sport because it’s something we can all pin our hopes on.
- The best way to spread cheer at the bowling alley? Always stay in your lane.
- The top scorer in the bowling league always had the most striking personality.
- A bowler’s favorite type of shoe? The one that’s right up their alley.
- Bowling shoes might not be the most fashionable, but they certainly help you get a strike.
- At the bowling alley, the one thing you can always count on is having a ball.
- The secret to a great game of bowling? Always keeping your eye on the ball.
- The bowling alley was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop.
- Bowling: It’s not how you bowl, it’s how you roll.
- Bowlers make the best musicians because they know all about the perfect pitch.
- I joined the bowling league for the exercise. I wanted to get my steps in.
- Bowling: The only place where it’s acceptable to have three strikes.
- I wanted to buy my own bowling ball, but they were all out of my league.
- If you ever need a friend, I’ll be right up your alley.
- The secret to great bowling? It’s all in the wrist.
- When I go bowling, I always aim to have a smashing time.
- I’m not a great bowler, but I’m excellent at pinning the blame.
- A bowler’s favorite type of weather? When it’s raining pins.
- Did you hear about the bowling ball that got lost? It just couldn’t find its lane.
- I asked the bowling pin why it was tired. It said, “I’ve been knocked down all day!”
- My friend was late for bowling. He blamed it on a split decision.
- When a bowler gets a turkey, do they also get the stuffing?
- The bowler couldn’t believe his bad luck, it was like he was stuck in a gutter.
- I didn’t strike it lucky in love, but at least I can strike it lucky in bowling.
- Bowling is the only sport where you can be on a roll and in the gutter at the same time.
- I joined a bowling team for the social life. Now I’m having a ball.
- My friend was a real pessimist at the bowling alley. He always saw the cup as half empty.
- I always turn to bowling when life gets tough. It’s my strike of luck.
- If you’re ever in a bind, just go bowling. It’s a great way to let off some steam.
- The thing I love about bowling? It always keeps me on my toes.
- I like to keep my friends close and my bowling balls closer.
- The bowler was so tired, he couldn’t even spare a moment to rest.
- In bowling, it’s important to strike a balance.
- The bowler was so good, he could strike out in his sleep.
- My friend was so excited about bowling, he was jumping for joy… right into the gutter.
- I was trying to keep a low profile at the bowling alley, but then I bowled a strike.
- If you want to succeed in bowling, you’ve got to have a lot of balls.
- When it comes to bowling, the best advice is to just roll with it.
- I’ve been feeling a bit off lately, maybe I need to go and hit the lanes.
- The only thing better than a good bowling game is a great bowling pun.
- Don’t be afraid of gutter balls. They’re just a part of the game.