100 whats up jokes
- What’s up with the sun? It seems to have a flare for the dramatic!
- What’s up with balloons? They’re always popping off.
- What’s up with birds? Always tweeting but never getting likes.
- What’s up with the moon? It’s never full… of itself.
- What’s up with clouds? They’re always raining on parades.
- What’s up with stars? They never stop shining.
- What’s up with the sky? It can’t decide whether to be blue or gray.
- What’s up with mountains? They peak too soon.
- What’s up with kites? They’re always on a high.
- What’s up with rockets? They have no chill, always blasting off.
- What’s up with trees? Always branching out.
- What’s up with plants? They leaf us in the fall.
- What’s up with ceiling fans? They’re real spin-offs.
- What’s up with rooftops? Always covering things up.
- What’s up with tall buildings? They can’t stop reaching for the sky.
- What’s up with ladders? They always step up.
- What’s up with elevators? They always let people down.
- What’s up with rainbows? Always bending the rules.
- What’s up with smoke? It always rises to the occasion.
- What’s up with antennas? They’re tuned in to everything.
- What’s up with skyscrapers? They have a lot of stories.
- What’s up with air balloons? They can’t handle the pressure.
- What’s up with stairs? Always going up or down, can’t make up their mind.
- What’s up with chimneys? They’re always blowing smoke.
- What’s up with pilots? They always wing it.
- What’s up with lightning? Always shocking.
- What’s up with satellites? Always orbiting around the issues.
- What’s up with raindrops? They fall for anything.
- What’s up with bubbles? They’re always bursting with joy.
- What’s up with drones? They hover around too much.
- What’s up with basketball hoops? Always on the rebound.
- What’s up with airplanes? They’re always on the fly.
- What’s up with windmills? Always going round in circles.
- What’s up with footballs? They’re always getting kicked around.
- What’s up with trampolines? They bounce back from anything.
- What’s up with parrots? They’re always squawking about something.
- What’s up with owls? They’re always on the lookout.
- What’s up with hot air? Always rising above.
- What’s up with balloons? They’re always going up in the world.
- What’s up with fireworks? They’re real party poppers.
- What’s up with clouds? They’re always up in the air about things.
- What’s up with helicopters? They’re always hovering around.
- What’s up with frisbees? They’re always thrown into things.
- What’s up with swings? They always come back.
- What’s up with volcanoes? Always blowing their tops.
- What’s up with blimps? They’re full of hot air.
- What’s up with wind? Always taking a gust of things.
- What’s up with cranes? Always lifting things up.
- What’s up with lighthouses? They always see the light.
- What’s up with telescopes? They’re always looking far ahead.
- What’s up with satellites? They’re always over the moon.
- What’s up with zip lines? Always sliding into things.
- What’s up with UFOs? They’re always spaced out.
- What’s up with drones? They’re always buzzing around.
- What’s up with kites? Always flying off the handle.
- What’s up with shooting stars? They’re always falling for Earth.
- What’s up with space shuttles? They’re always taking off.
- What’s up with skyscrapers? They’re always in the clouds.
- What’s up with eagles? They’re always soaring high.
- What’s up with weather balloons? They’re always up to something.
- What’s up with fireworks? Always a flash in the pan.
- What’s up with roller coasters? Always up and down.
- What’s up with hang gliders? Always catching the wind.
- What’s up with astronauts? They always need some space.
- What’s up with the Northern Lights? Always showing off.
- What’s up with mountaineers? Always reaching new heights.
- What’s up with drones? They’re always up to no good.
- What’s up with sunflowers? Always looking up.
- What’s up with meteors? Always crashing the party.
- What’s up with diving boards? Always flipping out.
- What’s up with pogo sticks? Always jumping to conclusions.
- What’s up with windsocks? Always blowing in the wind.
- What’s up with the Eiffel Tower? Always standing tall.
- What’s up with treehouses? Always hanging around.
- What’s up with trapeze artists? Always swinging by.
- What’s up with skyscrapers? Always looking down on everyone.
- What’s up with hot air balloons? Always floating ideas.
- What’s up with bell towers? Always ringing up the hours.
- What’s up with helium balloons? Always going over the top.
- What’s up with bungee cords? They’re always a stretch.
- What’s up with giraffes? Always sticking their neck out.
- What’s up with space stations? Always circling the issue.
- What’s up with pigeons? Always winging it.
- What’s up with yoyos? Always bouncing back.
- What’s up with paragliders? Always taking a leap of faith.
- What’s up with space probes? Always shooting for the stars.
- What’s up with the space needle? Always looking sharp.
- What’s up with wind turbines? Always going with the flow.
- What’s up with radio towers? Always making waves.
- What’s up with Superman? Always flying high.
- What’s up with cell towers? Always reaching out.
- What’s up with the Big Dipper? Always serving up stars.
- What’s up with helicopters? Always chopping through the air.
- What’s up with drones? Always spying on people.
- What’s up with acrobats? Always flipping out.
- What’s up with Ferris wheels? Always going in circles.
- What’s up with birds? Always feathering their nests.
- What’s up with bungee jumpers? Always bouncing back.
- What’s up with the Statue of Liberty? Always holding a torch for freedom.
- What’s up with UFOs? Always abducting the conversation.