81 swan jokes

1. Why don’t swans ever feel lost? Because they always wing it!
2. Why did the swan get a time out? Because it wouldn’t stop pecking!
3. What do you call a swan that tells bad jokes? A comedi-quack!
4. What’s a swan’s favorite exercise? Swan-dives!
5. Why did the swan bring a map to the pond? In case it got caught in a game of duck, duck, goose!
6. Why are swans such bad secret keepers? They always blabber-beak!
7. What do you call a ballet performed by swans? Swan Lake, of course!
8. Why was the swan elected class president? It had the best campaign feather!
9. What does a swan wear to a fancy event? Its swan-tuxedo!
10. How do swans keep their feathers so white? They use bird-bath and body works!
11. Why do swans never play hide and seek? Because they always stick their necks out!
12. What do swans like to put on their toast? Goose-berry jam!
13. Why did the swan get a ticket? It was caught flying over the speed limit!
14. What’s a swan’s favorite type of math? Geome-duck-try!
15. What do you call a swan that just won’t quit? A never-swan-der!
16. What’s a swan’s favorite dessert? Cream puffin!
17. Why don’t swans use cell phones? They prefer to wing it!
18. How does a swan ask for food? It just swans up and asks!
19. What’s a swan’s favorite type of music? Beak-boxing!
20. How do swans know when to migrate? They wing it!
21. Why did the swan go to the bakery? For the bread-crumbs!
22. Why don’t swans play basketball? They’re afraid of getting foul-ed!
23. How do swans maintain their elegant appearance? With regular preen-ing sessions!
24. What do you call a swan with a cold? An achoo-cane swan!
25. How do you apologize to a swan? Just say sorry for ruffling your feathers!

Okay, 25 down, let’s keep going!

26. What’s a swan’s favorite subject? His-tory, it’s full of feathers!
27. Why did the swan go to the bank? To get a bill consolidation loan!
28. Why are swans great at multitasking? They always have all their ducks in a row!
29. Why did the swan go to school? To improve its pecking order!
30. What do you call a swan that fixes pipes? A plumber duck!
31. What’s a swan’s favorite pasta? Fettuccine Alfre-dove!
32. What do you call a swan at a construction site? A crane!
33. How do swans stay fit? They always stretch their wings!
34. What’s a swan’s favorite dance move? The Swan-dango!
35. What do you call a swan who broke the law? A malfeatherant!
36. Why was the swan always picked first in sports? Because it had great team swan-ship!
37. Why did the swan cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
38. What do you call a swan with a sore throat? A hoarse bird!
39. Why was the swan a great detective? It always quacked the case!
40. What’s a swan’s favorite clothing store? Feather 21!
41. What do you call a swan in winter? A snow goose!
42. Why was the swan’s computer glitching? It had a bad duckument!
43. What do you call a swan at a chess game? Check-mate!
44. Why was the swan great at yoga? Because it mastered the duck pose!
45. What do swans say at a surprise party? Duck and cover!
46. Why are swans bad at hide-and-seek? Because they can’t duck out of sight!
47. How do swans prepare for a big event? They quack their to-do list!
48. What do you call a swan who tells secrets? A whistle-blower!
49. Why did the swan join a dating app? It wanted to find its other swan!
50. What did the swan say to its valentine? I’m swanning over you!

Okay, 50 down, 100 to go!

51. Why don’t swans wear glasses? Because it’s always a fowl view!
52. What’s a swan’s favorite vegetable? Duck-ale!
53. How do swans communicate over long distances? Using their bird-call!
54. Why was the swan nervous about the test? It didn’t study its beak-ography!
55. What did the swan bring to the potluck? Duck pie!
56. Why don’t swans use GPS? They prefer to use the bird’s eye view!
57. Why do swans love baseball? They love to hit a home-run!
58. What’s a swan’s favorite movie? The Birdcage!
59. What do you call a swan at a rock concert? A headbanger!
60. Why do swans love drama? Because it’s always so fowl!
61. Why do swans make good comedians? They always quack you up!
62. How do swans say goodbye? “Swan for the road!”
63. What do swans do after school? They wing their homework!
64. What’s a swan’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
65. How do swans make a decision? They flip a feather!
66. Why was the swan a successful artist? Because it had great bird’s eye view!
67. Why was the swan an excellent musician? It always hit the right note!
68. What do you call a swan on the moon? An astro-quack!
69. Why do swans hate magic tricks? They can never find the dove!
70. Why did the swan become a firefighter? Because it could handle the heat!
71. What’s a swan’s favorite fast food? Duck Donuts!
72. Why was the swan so musical? It was always in tune!
73. Why did the swan join the circus? It wanted to be a ring leader!
74. What’s a swan’s favorite time of day? Sunrise, it’s the early bird special!
75. What do you call a swan with a great idea? A brainwave!

Halfway there, let’s keep it going!

76. How does a swan maintain its schedule? It keeps a peck of a time!
77. What did the swan say at the race finish line? Just winging it!
78. Why are swans great business partners? They never duck their responsibilities!
79. What do you call a swan that’s good at math? A smart quack!
80. Why don’t swans use paper? They prefer to keep things feather-light!
81. What do you call a swan that’s a great painter? A brushstroke of genius!