134 sushi puns

  1. You’re soy awesome.
  2. I’m on a roll.
  3. I’m feeling a little fishy today.
  4. Sushi chef: “I’m on a roll tonight!”
  5. Wasabi with you?
  6. Soy you think you can dance?
  7. Miso happy to see you.
  8. Keep it raw, dude.
  9. You’re the only one for me, no one else will sashimi right.
  10. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
  11. I think you’re fin-tastic!
  12. You’ve got me hooked!
  13. Sushi puns? You’ve got to be squidding me!
  14. We’re on a roll, no time to be koi.
  15. That’s how I roll!
  16. I’m just a pescatarian looking for a little piece of happiness.
  17. I can’t resist your tempura-ting looks.
  18. What’s your rice, baby?
  19. You’re the soy to my sushi.
  20. I know it’s raw, but I’m on a roll.
  21. Keep calm and curry on.
  22. Unagi believe it, I love sushi!
  23. I’m on a seaweed diet, I see weed, I smoke it.
  24. You are soy amazing.
  25. Life’s too short for bad sushi.
  26. I’m soy into you.
  27. In the mood for a little sashimi-niscing?
  28. Can we have a maki-ng out session?
  29. It’s sake to be with you.
  30. I’m on a roll, like sushi.
  31. You’re all I avo wanted.
  32. I wasabi when I fell for you.
  33. I think I’m in love, hook, line, and sinker.
  34. You’re soy attractive.
  35. I don’t want to wok away from you.
  36. I’m just here for the halibut.
  37. You are un-bento-lievable.
  38. Rice to meet you.
  39. Don’t be selfish, share the sushi!
  40. My love for you is like sushi, it’s raw but beautiful.
  41. Let’s have a rice day.
  42. Let’s make miso magic.
  43. It’s time to take this relationship to the next roll.
  44. I want to hold your hand roll.
  45. You’re a catch.
  46. No one makes miso happy as you do.
  47. Rice and shine, sweetheart.
  48. You’re the tuna my life.
  49. Let’s make fish-tory together.
  50. Our love is like sushi, it’s raw and pure.
  51. You’re so cute, I could just eat you up like a sushi roll.
  52. Let’s roll into the sunset together.
  53. Don’t be sashimi, say you love me.
  54. Stop playing koi with me.
  55. Let’s have a soy-mantic dinner tonight.
  56. You’re just my rice of sunshine.
  57. You’re the wasabi to my sushi.
  58. I can’t believe how soy-tainly you’ve won my heart.
  59. You’re s-maki me crazy!
  60. I love it when you roll with me.
  61. I’d never play koi with your feelings.
  62. I’m soy happy when I’m with you.
  63. I wasabi your forever.
  64. Let’s have a sushi date, it will be fin-tastic.
  65. You’re soy-mply the best.
  66. You make my heart soy-soy.
  67. Our love is like a sushi roll, complete and whole.
  68. Miso in love with you.
  69. Our love is raw and real like sushi.
  70. You’re the sashimi to my soy sauce.
  71. We make a perfect roll together.
  72. You and me are like sushi and wasabi, perfect together.
  73. Sushi love is like no other.
  74. I’m all soy-ned up for our sushi date.
  75. I’m soy excited for our date.
  76. Soy-rry for being late.
  77. I think I’m sushi-ously in love with you.
  78. Your love makes me go soy-mersaults.
  79. You make my heart soy-ar.
  80. Miso lucky to have you.
  81. Your love is like sushi, it rolls my world.
  82. You’re the maki to my sushi.
  83. I’m so happy, I could sushi!
  84. I want to savor you like I savor sushi.
  85. I’m soytenly yours.
  86. I’m in love with your sushi personality.
  87. You’re the roll to my sushi.
  88. Don’t leave me hanging, let’s roll.
  89. I’m sushi-cidal without you.
  90. You’re the salmon to my rice.
  91. Can’t wait to sushi you again.
  92. Sushi and love, two things that never go wrong.
  93. I sushi-nly miss you.
  94. You’re the sushi to my bento.
  95. Sushi-ously, you’re the best.
  96. You’re the wasabi kick to my life.
  97. Let’s keep it rollin’.
  98. You’re just like sushi, a beautiful blend of everything.
  99. Love you more than a sushi roll.
  100. Our love is like sushi, beautiful inside and out.
  101. Sushi makes miso happy.
  102. I’ve got a sushi crush on you.
  103. I’m sushi-ally excited to see you.
  104. You’re the perfect sushi roll to my dinner.
  105. Our love is like sushi, never fishy.
  106. I’m feeling sushi-ality for you.
  107. I sushi-ate every moment with you.
  108. You’re the sushi to my wasabi, the perfect blend.
  109. Our love is like sushi, a perfect balance.
  110. Can’t wait to sushi you tonight.
  111. Sushi and you, my two favorite things.
  112. I’m sushi-cating without you.
  113. Our love is like sushi, an exotic blend.
  114. I sushi-d you’d be mine.
  115. Sushi and you, the perfect combo.
  116. My love for you is raw and deep, like sushi.
  117. Your love is like sushi, it fills me up.
  118. I’m sushi-fied with your love.
  119. You’re the sushi roll of my dreams.
  120. Our love is like sushi, it’s a delicacy.
  121. Your love is like sushi, it always satisfies.
  122. I’m sushi-ling for your attention.
  123. You’re the sushi roll to my soy sauce.
  124. I sushi a lifetime of love with you.
  125. You’re the tempura to my sushi.
  126. I’m sushi-ng for your love.
  127. Love and sushi, both are better raw.
  128. You’re the sushi roll to my chopsticks.
  129. Our love is like sushi, it’s a special treat.
  130. I sushi a future with you.
  131. Your love is like sushi, it’s a burst of flavors.
  132. I sushi you in my dreams.
  133. You’re the sushi roll to my bento box.
  134. Our love is like sushi, it’s simply the best.

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