57+ spaghetti jokes

  1. Why don’t spaghetti like to play hide and seek? Because they always pasta their hiding spot.
  2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  3. What does a piece of spaghetti say when it’s ready to leave? Pasta la vista!
  4. How do spaghetti get their shape? They pasta mold!
  5. Why did the spaghetti go to the party? It heard there was going to be pasta-tively great music!
  6. Why did the spaghetti break up with the meatball? Because it was fed up of meat-ing expectations!
  7. What did the penne say to the macaroni? Hey brother, pasta sauce!
  8. Why did the spaghetti never forget its first love? It had pasta-nate feelings!
  9. How do you make gold pasta? Use noodle-rich uranium!
  10. What do you call a romantic pasta? Loveguini!
  11. How do spaghetti like to relax? They just pasta time away!
  12. What do you call a pasta that sings? A-sing-a-roni!
  13. Why did the spaghetti go to school? To become a pasta-ologist!
  14. What’s a pasta’s favorite movie? The Spaghettibles!
  15. What do you call pasta that’s gone bad? Dis-pasta-ble!
  16. What do you call a pasta superhero? Super Spaghettiman!
  17. Why did the spaghetti get a job? It wanted to make some dough!
  18. What do you call a fast pasta? Hurry-ganelli!
  19. How do pasta communicate? Using sign-ghetti!
  20. How does a pasta leave the room? It pasta through the door!
  21. Why don’t pasta use social media? They prefer to spaghetti-ther in person!
  22. Why did the spaghetti go to the gym? It was feeling pasta-limp!
  23. What did one spaghetti say to the other at the party? Pasta champagne!
  24. What do you call a religious pasta? Pasta-or!
  25. Why did the pasta go to the opera? It heard there was a great pasta-rale!
  26. Why don’t spaghetti play chess? They are afraid of the bishop’s pasta-ral moves!
  27. What do you call a shy spaghetti? Bashfu-lini!
  28. How do you describe a surprised pasta? Pasta-nished!
  29. What did the spaghetti say to the grater? You’re grate!
  30. Why was the spaghetti feeling down? It couldn’t pasta sauce!
  31. How do you compliment a pasta dish? Say it looks pasta-tively delicious!
  32. Why are spaghetti great at history? They always pasta their exams!
  33. How does spaghetti do at school? They always pasta their tests!
  34. Why was the spaghetti a good musician? It had perfect pasta-o!
  35. What do you call a pasta in the wild west? Spaghet-outlaw!
  36. Why was the spaghetti good at basketball? It had pasta-mazing moves!
  37. Why did the spaghetti go to the concert? To see the pasta-rforming artist!
  38. How does a pasta cut its hair? It gets a pasta-cure!
  39. What did one spaghetti say to another on Valentine’s Day? You are pasta-tively lovely!
  40. What did the penne say to the fusilli? You’re a pasta-riot!
  41. How do you know when spaghetti is fully cooked? It pasta test!
  42. How do spaghetti make decisions? They pasta-mize their choices!
  43. Why don’t spaghetti tell secrets? They might spill the beans… or the sauce!
  44. What’s the spaghetti’s favorite dance? The pasta-doble!
  45. Why was the spaghetti feeling tired? It was pasta-tically drained!
  46. What did the linguine say to the macaroni? Life is pasta-tic!
  47. What did the spaghetti say to the meatball? You’re pasta-tively meaty!
  48. Why was the spaghetti so good at maths? It knew every angle-hair!
  49. Why did the spaghetti break up with the macaroni? It was a pasta-clysmic relationship!
  50. What did the spaghetti say after making a joke? Pasta-larity ensues!
  51. How does pasta say goodbye? Ravioli soon!
  52. Why did the spaghetti go to therapy? It had pasta-traumatic stress!
  53. How do you make a spaghetti dance? Put a little pasta sauce!
  54. What do you call a funny pasta? A pasta-ntertainer!
  55. What do you call a pasta in the army? A general linguine!
  56. How does a pasta flirt? It pasta a cute smile!
  57. How did the pasta win the race? It pasta finishing line first!
  58. Why was the spaghetti feeling brave? It was pasta-fear!
  59. How do you know if a pasta is mad? It pasta boiling point!
  60. How do you call pasta that can predict the future? Pasta-mystic!
  61. What’s a pasta’s favorite book? The Great Pasta-ti!
  62. How did the pasta find its home? It pasta-address!
  63. What do you call a pasta that likes to gossip? A pasta-chatterbox!
  64. What does a spaghetti use to measure? A pasta-metre!
  65. What’s a pasta’s favorite TV show? The Big Pasta Theory!
  66. How did the pasta get to the top of the building? It took the pasta-vator!
  67. What’s a pasta’s favorite kind of car? A Pasta-ghini!
  68. What’s a pasta’s favorite type of music? Classic-pasta!
  69. Why did the pasta go to the museum? To see the pasta-rt!
  70. Why was the spaghetti feeling stressed? It was pasta-t its limits!
  71. What do you call a pasta that’s a good listener? Pasta-tive ear!
  72. What do you call a cold pasta? Pasta-icle!
  73. What do you call a pasta that’s good at making decisions? Pasta-ctical!
  74. Why was the spaghetti feeling lazy? It was in pasta-mode!
  75. What do you call a dangerous pasta? Pasta-rming!
  76. Why was the spaghetti always prepared? It had pasta-cific plans!
  77. Why was the spaghetti a good worker? It was pasta-diligent!
  78. Why did the spaghetti go on vacation? It was pasta-nning a trip!
  79. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t want to be eaten? Elusive-gni!
  80. What do you call a polite pasta? Pasta-lite!
  81. What’s a pasta’s favorite exercise? Pasta-nastics!
  82. How did the pasta pay for its meal? It pasta- bill!
  83. What do you call a pasta that’s good at fishing? Pasta-angler!
  84. What’s a pasta’s favorite kind of poetry? Pasta-ry!
  85. Why did the pasta go to the kitchen? It wanted to be pasta-cooked!
  86. What do you call a brave pasta? Pasta-dventurous!
  87. What do you call a pasta that tells tall tales? Pasta-ggerating!
  88. Why did the spaghetti go to the beach? It was pasta-ning for some sun!
  89. How did the spaghetti become a spy? It pasta-ssed the test!
  90. What’s a pasta’s favorite part of a tree? Pasta-rk!
  91. What do you call a noodle in a vest? An investa-gate!
  92. Why was the spaghetti a good detective? It always pasta-case!
  93. Why was the spaghetti good at debates? It had pasta-suasive arguments!
  94. How do you call a spaghetti that’s good at painting? Pasta-rtist!
  95. How did the spaghetti escape from jail? It pasta-plan!
  96. What’s a pasta’s favorite subject? Pasta-ronomy!
  97. What do you call a pasta that can fix anything? Pasta-dexterous!
  98. Why did the spaghetti take a nap? It was pasta-tired!
  99. What do you call a pasta that can juggle? Pasta-rformer!
  100. What’s a pasta’s favorite sport? Pasta-batics!
  101. Why was the spaghetti feeling gloomy? It was pasta-t its prime!
  102. Why was the spaghetti in a hurry? It was pasta-late!
  103. Why did the spaghetti cross the road? To get to the other pasta!
  104. Why did the spaghetti refuse to play cards? It was afraid of pasta-ble loss!
  105. How did the spaghetti comfort its friend? It said, “Pasta-t will be better.”
  106. How did the spaghetti win the war? It pasta-defeated the enemy!
  107. What’s a pasta’s favorite city? Pasta-delphia!
  108. What do you call a pasta that’s lost? Pasta-raying!
  109. Why was the spaghetti proud of its son? He pasta-graduated!
  110. How does a pasta propose? With a pasta-diamond!
  111. What do you call a pasta with a map? Pasta-navigator!
  112. Why did the spaghetti go to the orchestra? It loved pasta-phony!
  113. What’s a pasta’s favorite superhero? Pasta-derman!
  114. What do you call a spaghetti in the middle of an ocean? Pasta-shipwrecked!
  115. How did the spaghetti know it was in love? It felt pasta-tterflies!
  116. How does a pasta break up? It says, “It’s pasta-ver!”
  117. How does a pasta say goodnight? “Sleep pasta-fully!”
  118. What’s a pasta’s favorite game? Pasta-chutes and ladders!
  119. Why was the spaghetti feeling strong? It was pasta-mped up!
  120. What do you call a pasta that’s an explorer? Pasta-dventurer!
  121. What do you call a spaghetti that can’t stay still? Pasta-ntsy!
  122. What’s a pasta’s favorite landmark? The Pasta-non!
  123. Why was the spaghetti feeling joyful? It was pasta-lighted!
  124. What do you call a pasta that’s a great teacher? Pasta-ducator!
  125. Why did the spaghetti never lie? It was pasta-uthful!
  126. Why did the spaghetti get promoted? It was pasta-ductive!
  127. What’s a pasta’s favorite day of the week? Pasta-day!
  128. What do you call a pasta that likes to swim? Pasta-lympian!
  129. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t give up? Pasta-sistent!
  130. Why was the spaghetti feeling lucky? It found a pasta-ny!
  131. What do you call a pasta that likes to write? Pasta-thor!
  132. What do you call a pasta that can play piano? Pasta-musician!
  133. What’s a pasta’s favorite planet? Pasta-tune!
  134. What do you call a pasta that’s an actor? Pasta-rformer!
  135. What do you call a pasta that’s a doctor? Pasta-thologist!
  136. Why did the spaghetti get a medal? It was pasta-ccomplished!
  137. Why did the spaghetti join the army? It was pasta-triotic!
  138. What do you call a pasta that’s a poet? Pasta-et!
  139. Why did the spaghetti write a book? It had a pasta-ry!
  140. What do you call a pasta in space? Pasta-ronaut!
  141. What do you call a pasta that’s good at drawing? Pasta-rtist!
  142. How did the spaghetti win the boxing match? It pasta-out its opponent!
  143. Why did the spaghetti become a lawyer? It wanted to pasta-ctice law!
  144. What’s a pasta’s favorite animal? The Pasta-don!
  145. Why did the spaghetti love to travel? It was pasta-dventurous!
  146. What do you call a spaghetti that’s a chef? Pasta-cooker!
  147. Why did the spaghetti get an award? It was pasta-ceptional!
  148. How does a pasta ask for a date? “Will you pasta-dinner with me?”
  149. What do you call a pasta that can dance? Pasta-ncer!
  150. What do you call a pasta that’s a genius? Pasta-instein!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *