149 python programming jokes

Alright, here we go!

Keep in mind that humor can be subjective, so I’ll do my best to cover a wide range of Python and programming-related jokes.

Please note that some of the humor might be better understood by those who have some background in programming.

1. Why don’t Python programmers like snakes? They can’t help but try to “python” them.
2. Why was the function bad at parties? Because it never returned.
3. What did one Python class say to the troubled Python class? You need to work on your “self”.
4. Why did the Python programmer go broke? Because he kept using a “heap” to manage his expenses.
5. Why did the Python programmer not respond to the flirting? They didn’t understand the “signals”.
6. Why do Python programmers prefer snakes? They find them very “charming”.
7. Why don’t secrets work well in a Python program? Because they always get “exposed”.
8. Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
9. Why do Python programmers always appear to be cat people? Because they use “purr” requests.
10. Why did the Python list talk to its therapist? Because it felt “emptied”.
11. Why was the string unhappy? It was feeling a little “split”.
12. What did the int say to the float at the bar? “Can I float your boat?”
13. What is a Python programmer’s favorite hot beverage? “Java”Script.
14. Why are Python dictionaries so negative? Because they always bring up the keys.
15. Why did the Python function keep lying about its output? It had a bad “return” habit.
16. Why did the programmer get kicked out of school? Because he kept breaking the “class”.
17. What is a Python programmer’s favorite music? “Syntax”.
18. How do Python programmers announce they’re going on a diet? They say they’re reducing their “bytes”.
19. Why did the Python string get in trouble in school? It wouldn’t “strip”.
20. How does a Python programmer ask someone out on a date? “Hey, how about we grab some ‘import’ant dinner together?”
21. Why did the developer go broke? Because he kept using a “stack” to manage his budget.
22. Why do Python programmers love playing cards? Because they always have a “trump” card.
23. Why is a Python programmer’s favorite place the library? Because they love to “import”.
24. Why was the Python program unhealthy? It had too many “while” loops.
25. Why did the list break up with the string? It wanted more “space”.
26. What did the variable say to the constant? “Why don’t you ever change?”
27. Why are Python programmers always losing at poker? Because they always show their “hand”.
28. Why did the function stop calling its friend? It was tired of being “called” all the time.
29. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
30. What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.
31. Why do Python programmers prefer duck typing? Because they don’t give a “quack”.
32. Why did the string go to the doctor? It couldn’t “contain” itself.
33. Why did the Python programmer go to therapy? He had too many “nested issues”.
34. Why don’t Python programmers go out in the sun? They don’t like Java.
35. Why did the Python programmer stay home from work? He had a “bug”.
36. Why are Python programmers bad storytellers? They always “jump” to the “end”.
37. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You “console” it.
38. Why did the Python programmer refuse to pay his internet bill? He said the “request” was not valid.
39. How do Python programmers express their love? They say, “I adore your ‘syntax'”.
40. Why was the Python dictionary always lost? It couldn’t find its “keys”.
41. What do Python programmers eat for breakfast? “Hash”browns.
42. Why was the array always happy? It had so many “elements”.
43. Why did the Python programmer become a gardener? He wanted to “grow” his “tree”.
44. How does a Python programmer propose to his partner? “Will you be my ‘exception’ally ‘handled’ wife?”
45. Why did the Python programmer write his code on the beach? He wanted to “surf” the “web”.
46. Why was the developer’s book so odd? It had too many “characters”.
47. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite chair? An “exception”ally comfortable one.
48. Why did the Python programmer go to the bar? He wanted to have a few “rounds”.
49. Why are Python dictionaries so healthy? They always have their “items” in order.
50. Why are Python programmers bad at relationships? They keep “raising” issues.
51. Why did the Python programmer quit his job? He didn’t get “arrays”.
52. Why did the Python programmer open his window? He wanted to catch some “exceptions”.
53. Why are Python programmers bad fishermen? They always “catch” exceptions.
54. What did the Python decorator say to the Christmas tree? “I’ll spruce you up!”
55. Why do Python programmers love sea food? Because they love “shells”.
56. Why did the developer’s life seem pixelated? He couldn’t help but “zoom” in.
57. How do Python programmers fix their car? They “debug” it.
58. Why did the Python programmer bring his snake to the party? He wanted to add some “class”.
59. What does a Python programmer put in his coffee? “Java” beans.
60. Why did the Python programmer get arrested? He was caught “debugging”.
61. How do Python programmers say goodbye? “End of line.”
62. Why was the Python programmer so relaxed? He was “into” Zen.
63. Why did the Python programmer make a good DJ? He knew how to “drop” the “base”.
64. Why did the Python programmer go to the spa? He wanted to get “parsed”.
65. Why did the Python programmer become an architect? He loved “building” classes.
66. Why do Python programmers never run away from challenges? They always “return” to them.
67. What do you call a snake that codes in Python? A Pythoneer.
68. Why did the developer go to therapy? He had too much “processing” to do.
69. How do Python programmers lose weight? They “trim” the “whitespace”.
70. What did the array say to the linked list? “Why so ‘linked’ up about everything?”
71. What is a Python programmer’s favorite dance? The “Algorithm”.
72. Why was the variable always getting in trouble? It kept changing its “value”.
73. Why did the developer never get sunburned? He always had enough “shade”.
74. Why are Python programmers bad at soccer? They always “miss” the “target”.
75. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite winter sport? “Coding”.
76. What did the Python programmer bring to the potluck? “Hash”browns and “list” of salads.
77. Why was the Python code always positive? It always returned “True78. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite dessert? “Cookies”.
78. Why are Python programmers bad artists? They always “draw” a “blank”.
79. Why did the Python programmer become a baker? They loved “slicing”.
80. Why do Python programmers hate spicy food? It makes them “flush”.
81. How do Python programmers make decisions? They “if-else” it.
82. Why was the Python code so neat? It was always “cleaned up”.
83. Why do Python programmers love recycling? Because they’re into “garbage collection”.
84. Why was the Python programmer a good comedian? His “timing” was perfect.
85. Why was the Python programmer always healthy? He believed in “regular expressions”.
86. Why did the developer stay home from work? He had a “system crash”.
87. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite type of coffee? “Brew” force.
88. Why did the Python programmer become a tailor? He was good at “threading”.
89. Why did the Python programmer become a traffic cop? He loved “directing traffic”.
90. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite card game? “Code”fish.
91. Why did the Python programmer go to jail? He couldn’t escape the “loops”.
92. Why do Python programmers hate mornings? They don’t like Java.
93. Why are Python programmers bad at time management? They always “sleep” in.
94. Why did the developer bring his laptop to dinner? He had a “byte”.
95. Why do Python programmers make good philosophers? They always “ponder” upon “exceptions”.
96. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite fruit? “Byte”berries.
97. Why did the developer never get thirsty? He was always “coding” with a “cup” of coffee.
98. Why did the developer never get married? He was already committed to his “code”.
99. What do you call a Python programmer who can play the guitar? A “rockstar” developer.
100. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite place to visit? The “console”.
101. Why do Python programmers make terrible secret agents? They “print” everything.
102. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite drink? “Root” beer.
103. Why are Python programmers always ahead of time? They “timestamp” everything.
104. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite season? “Fall” – because they love the “drop” in temperature.
105. Why did the developer go to the doctor? He couldn’t handle the “pressure”.
106. Why was the Python programmer a good driver? He never “crashed”.
107. Why do Python programmers love Halloween? They enjoy “slicing pumpkins”.
108. Why did the Python programmer go to the beach? He loved “surfing” the web.
109. Why did the Python programmer go to the gym? He was into “heavy lifting”.
110. Why was the developer never surprised? He always “expects” the unexpected.
111. Why did the Python programmer start meditating? He wanted to find his “center”.
112. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite TV show? “Breaking bad” – code.
113. Why did the Python programmer become a wildlife expert? He loved “python” snakes.
114. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite type of humor? “Syntax” humor.
115. Why was the developer a bad roommate? He always left his “sockets” open.
116. Why are Python programmers always calm? They believe in “exception” handling.
117. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite superhero? “JSON” Bourne.
118. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite type of exercise? “Loop”ing around the park.
119. Why was the Python programmer a good friend? He was always there to “support”.
120. Why did the Python programmer become a dentist? He was good at “parsing” through issues.
121. What did the developer say when he completed his code? “I am done with my ‘commit’ments!”
122. Why did the Python programmer join the army? He loved to “execute” orders.
123. Why was the Python programmer so humble? He knew the value of being “low-key”.
124. Why was the Python programmer a good athlete? He knew how to “run” and “return”.
125. Why did the developer go to the zoo? He loved to see the “python”.
126. Why did the Python programmer become a photographer? He loved to “capture” moments.
127. Why did the developer keep checking his watch? He was obsessed with “time” modules.
128. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite musical instrument? “F” string.
129. Why was the developer’s life like a video game? He was always in “debug” mode.
130. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite type of candy? “Bit”tersweets.
131. Why did the Python programmer become a pirate? He loved to “sail” the seven “cyberspaces”.
132. Why was the Python programmer a good farmer? He was good at “field” operations.
133. Why did the developer never get stressed? He was always in “idle” mode.
134. Why did the Python programmer become a fashion designer? He loved to “style” things.
135. Why did the Python programmer refuse to go outside? He said he has an “internal” error.
136. Why did the Python programmer love Halloween? He loved “spooky” errors.
137. Why did the Python programmer hate spring? He was allergic to “bugs”.
138. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite type of dog? “Bit”bull.
139. Why was the Python programmer a good politician? He was good at “pass”ing the blame.
140. Why did the Python programmer go to the library? He needed to “checkout” some books.
141. Why was the Python programmer always in demand? He knew how to “deliver” results.
142. Why did the Python programmer go to the museum? He loved “art”ifacts.
143. Why did the Python programmer become a teacher? He loved to “compile” knowledge.
144. Why did the developer hate Winter? His system would always “freeze”.
145. Why did the Python programmer join the circus? He loved “juggling” tasks.
146. Why did the Python programmer hate gardening? He couldn’t stand “bugs”.
147. What’s a Python programmer’s favorite bird? The “bit”tern.
148. Why did the developer stay at home on weekends? He was “coding” to relax.
149. Why did the Python programmer love the sea? He loved “deep” diving.