78 pop tart jokes

  1. Why don’t Pop-Tarts ever go to tennis matches? They’re afraid of getting served!
  2. Why was the Pop-Tart so good at school? Because it was flaky, yet always filled with knowledge!
  3. Why was the Pop-Tart bad at hide and seek? It always got toasted!
  4. Why did the Pop-Tart get promoted? It was on a roll!
  5. Why did the Pop-Tart go to therapy? It had too many fillings!
  6. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Crust”!
  7. What do you call a Pop-Tart that’s a great musician? A pop star!
  8. Why was the Pop-Tart feeling crumby? It got dumped for a bagel!
  9. Why don’t Pop-Tarts play poker? They have a terrible poker tartface!
  10. Why did the Pop-Tart join the circus? Because it always wanted to be part of a toaster coaster!
  11. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite style of music? Jam!
  12. What do you call a Pop-Tart in a cage? Behind bakes!
  13. Why was the Pop-Tart always late? It was always getting jammed!
  14. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite vacation spot? The French Toast Riviera!
  15. What do you call a shy Pop-Tart? A wallflour!
  16. What do you call a Pop-Tart that’s a comedian? A giggle-berry!
  17. What does a Pop-Tart wear to a job interview? A suit and tie-dye!
  18. What did the Pop-Tart say to the bread? “I’m on a roll”!
  19. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite type of literature? Pie-etry!
  20. How does a Pop-Tart say goodbye? “It’s been a slice”!
  21. Why don’t Pop-Tarts use cell phones? They’re afraid of getting roasted!
  22. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite dance move? The twist-er!
  23. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite game? Hide and go bake!
  24. What do you call a Pop-Tart that’s an artist? A pop-art!
  25. What does a Pop-Tart do when it’s scared? It toasts!
  26. Why don’t Pop-Tarts play baseball? They’re afraid of getting hit by a pitcher!
  27. Why did the Pop-Tart go to the bar? To get toasted!
  28. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
  29. Why don’t Pop-Tarts go sunbathing? They’re afraid of getting burned!
  30. What do you call a confused Pop-Tart? A mixed berry!
  31. Why did the Pop-Tart flunk its driving test? It couldn’t handle the heat!
  32. What do you call a Pop-Tart that can sing? A pop idol!
  33. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite hobby? Baking news!
  34. What do you call a Pop-Tart that can’t make up its mind? Indecis-dough!
  35. What do you call a Pop-Tart on a treadmill? Fit as a fritter!
  36. Why was the Pop-Tart the life of the party? It was jam-packed with fun!
  37. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite drink? A cup of Joe-st!
  38. Why did the Pop-Tart join the orchestra? It had a sweet note!
  39. Why did the Pop-Tart go to the gym? To get a little doughy!
  40. Why don’t Pop-Tarts make good detectives? They always get jammed up!
  41. What do you call a Pop-Tart in a debate? A heated discussion!
  42. Why was the Pop-Tart a great entrepreneur? It was always cooking up new ideas!
  43. What do you call a Pop-Tart on a skateboard? Rad-berry!
  44. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite subject in school? Hist-toast-y!
  45. What do you call a Pop-Tart in a film? A movie roll!
  46. Why did the Pop-Tart become a philosopher? It was filled with wisdom!
  47. Why don’t Pop-Tarts play basketball? They’re afraid of the heat!
  48. What do you call a Pop-Tart with glasses? A smart tart!
  49. Why was the Pop-Tart a bad politician? It was always getting grilled!
  50. What do you call a Pop-Tart that loves to travel? A globetrotter tart!
  51. Why did the Pop-Tart go to the doctor? It felt crummy!
  52. What do you call a Pop-Tart in the army? A soldiered breakfast!
  53. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite winter activity? Sled-baking!
  54. What do you call a Pop-Tart in a band? A rock and roll!
  55. Why did the Pop-Tart become a teacher? It was bursting with knowledge!
  56. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite type of shoes? Loafers!
  57. Why don’t Pop-Tarts use computers? They’re afraid of getting baked!
  58. Why was the Pop-Tart a great lawyer? It was always in a jam!
  59. What do you call a Pop-Tart that meditates? A zen-bun!
  60. Why did the Pop-Tart go to jail? It was caught stealing jams!
  61. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite type of party? A crust-ume party!
  62. Why don’t Pop-Tarts swim? They’re afraid of getting soggy!
  63. What do you call a Pop-Tart that loves Christmas? A jolly roll!
  64. Why did the Pop-Tart join the football team? It wanted to roll with the best!
  65. What do you call a Pop-Tart that is always sad? A blue-berry!
  66. Why was the Pop-Tart an excellent musician? It had a sweet beat!
  67. What do you call a Pop-Tart in a race? A speedy biscuit!
  68. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite type of weather? Toasty warm!
  69. Why did the Pop-Tart join a rock band? It wanted to jam out!
  70. Why did the Pop-Tart go to school? It wanted to be a smart cookie!
  71. What do you call a Pop-Tart at the beach? A sunbake!
  72. Why don’t Pop-Tarts play chess? They’re afraid of getting checked!
  73. What do you call a Pop-Tart that loves fashion? A model roll!
  74. Why was the Pop-Tart at the carnival? It loved the roll-er coaster!
  75. What do you call a Pop-Tart that’s a scientist? A lab loaf!
  76. What’s a Pop-Tart’s favorite sport? Dough-jitsu!
  77. Why was the Pop-Tart a great actor? It was always in a roll!
  78. What do you call a Pop-Tart that’s a journalist? A news bun!

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