73 german shepherd jokes

  1. Why don’t German Shepherds use the computer? They’re afraid of catching a virus that gives them “pooch-er’s”!
  2. How does a German Shepherd stop a video? By pressing the “paws” button.
  3. Why did the German Shepherd bring a ruler to the park? Because he wanted to measure his “bark”.
  4. Why did the German Shepherd go to the bakery? He heard the “buns” were fresh!
  5. What do you call a German Shepherd that can play the piano? A “Bach” specialist.
  6. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite type of music? “Pup” rock.
  7. What is a German Shepherd’s favorite city? “Bark-lin”.
  8. How do you know a German Shepherd is a bad gardener? When all his plants “flea”.
  9. Why was the German Shepherd sitting at the bar? He heard the bartender had great “pup-tails”.
  10. Why did the German Shepherd become a carpenter? He wanted to “nail” his performance.
  11. What did the German Shepherd say to the flea? Stop “bugging” me!
  12. Why did the German Shepherd go to school? He wanted to be a “bark-ologist”.
  13. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite food? “Pupperoni” pizza.
  14. How does a German Shepherd catch a squirrel? By acting like a “nut”.
  15. Why did the German Shepherd sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a “hot dog”!
  16. What did the German Shepherd call his bed? His “barking” spot.
  17. Why don’t German Shepherds make good dancers? They have two left “paws”.
  18. Why did the German Shepherd bring toilet paper to the party? He was a “party pooper”.
  19. Why did the German Shepherd go to the art store? He wanted to get some “pup-casso” supplies.
  20. What do you call a German Shepherd who can sing? A “bark-tenor”.
  21. Why did the German Shepherd go to the bank? To make a “barking” withdrawal.
  22. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite type of literature? “Pup-etry”.
  23. How does a German Shepherd say goodbye? “Fur-well”.
  24. What do you call a German Shepherd magician? A “Labra-cadabrador”.
  25. Why did the German Shepherd wear glasses? To improve his “barkticles”.
  26. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite kitchen appliance? The “barking” mixer.
  27. Why was the German Shepherd at the car dealer? He heard there was a new “barkswagen”.
  28. Why did the German Shepherd bring a pen? He wanted to “paws” his thoughts.
  29. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite vegetable? “Barking” broccoli.
  30. What do you call a German Shepherd astronaut? A “barking”naut.
  31. Why did the German Shepherd go to the dentist? To get his “canines” checked.
  32. Why did the German Shepherd join the circus? He wanted to be a “barkrobat”.
  33. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite fruit? “Pupaya”.
  34. Why don’t German Shepherds play poker? They can’t hold their “barks”.
  35. What do you call a German Shepherd with a cold? “Achoo-huahua”.
  36. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite sport? “Fetch”-ball.
  37. Why did the German Shepherd go to the opera? He wanted to hear some “barktoven”.
  38. What do you call a German Shepherd that can talk? A “barking”uist.
  39. What did the German Shepherd say when he finished his meal? “That was pawsome!”
  40. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite type of weather? “Barking” clouds.
  41. What do you call a German Shepherd in a costume? A “disguised” dog.
  42. Why did the German Shepherd become a detective? He wanted to solve “barking” mysteries.
  43. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite type of tree? A “barking” tree.
  44. Why don’t German Shepherds like to play hide and seek? They always “paws” at the wrong time.
  45. What do you call a German Shepherd that tells tales? A “barking” storyteller.
  46. Why did the German Shepherd go to the therapist? He had “separation anxiety”.
  47. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite part of a joke? The “punchline”.
  48. Why was the German Shepherd scared of the vacuum? He thought it was a “hair-raising” experience.
  49. Why did the German Shepherd go to the beach? He wanted to bury his “barking” treasure.
  50. What do you call a German Shepherd that writes novels? A “bark-er” of fiction.
  51. What did the German Shepherd say to the mirror? “I’m looking fur-ocious!”
  52. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite tool? A “bark” hammer.
  53. Why don’t German Shepherds play soccer? They’re afraid of getting a “yellow card” for barking.
  54. Why did the German Shepherd go to the disco? He heard they play great “pup” music.
  55. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite dance? The “bark-and-roll”.
  56. Why did the German Shepherd bring a stick to the music concert? He wanted to play “fetch” with the band.
  57. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite type of math? “Bark-gebra”.
  58. Why did the German Shepherd go to the spa? He wanted a “pup-icure”.
  59. What do you call a German Shepherd that can predict weather? A “bark-ometer”.
  60. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite game? “Barkgammon”.
  61. Why did the German Shepherd go to the candy shop? He wanted some “bark”olate.
  62. What do you call a German Shepherd with a blog? A “bark-logger”.
  63. Why don’t German Shepherds play chess? They’re afraid of the “barkshop”.
  64. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite dessert? “Bark”-lava.
  65. Why did the German Shepherd go to the moon? He wanted to take a “bark-walk”.
  66. What do you call a German Shepherd that loves the water? A “bark”uda.
  67. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite board game? “Barkopoly”.
  68. Why did the German Shepherd bring a bone to the library? He wanted to “dig” into a good book.
  69. What do you call a German Shepherd that loves to draw? A “bark-tist”.
  70. What’s a German Shepherd’s favorite seasoning? “Bark”ing salt.
  71. Why don’t German Shepherds like loud music? It hurts their “ears”.
  72. What do you call a German Shepherd that can play the violin? A “maestro”.
  73. Why did the German Shepherd sit in the front row at the movies? He wanted to catch all the “action”.

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