150 fudge puns

Sure, I’ll be happy to indulge your sweet tooth for puns!

Here are 150 fudge-related puns:

1. Life is like fudge – sweet with a few nuts.
2. I tried to lose weight, but it’s just a fudge.
3. Fudge-makers never lie – they’re always on the sweet side.
4. He can’t resist fudge, he has a confection obsession.
5. I’m going on a fudge-ical journey.
6. Chocolate fudge, you’re my sweet crush.
7. I’ve got a choc-and-awe strategy to make fudge.
8. The situation is fudge-mental!
9. Don’t play candy crush, live it with fudge.
10. You’ve got to fudge it until you make it!
11. The fudge thief was caught brown-handed.
12. The baker’s fudge sale was a sweet success.
13. My heart melts for fudge.
14. My sense of direction is fudge-d up; I always end up at the candy store.
15. I was watching a cooking show, but they skipped the fudge, that’s a sweet cheat.
16. The fudge factory tour was really un-fudge-etable.
17. Did you hear about the fudge cook-off? It was a stirring competition.
18. Always fudge-t forward.
19. Don’t fudge about the bush.
20. He proposed with a box of fudge – talk about sweet talking.
21. I’m in a fudge-ical condition.
22. Trying to limit my fudge intake, but it’s a sticky situation.
23. I had a dream about fudge, woke up with sweet thoughts.
24. Caught in a fudge muddle.
25. Fudge making requires some sweet skills.
26. He makes the best fudge – it’s mint to be.
27. The fudge store was packed – it was a sweet rush.
28. Fudge is the answer, no matter the question.
29. That’s a hot fudge of a problem.
30. I’m on a fudge-ion mission.
31. You’ve got to be cocoa-nuts to not like fudge.
32. That’s the last straw-berry fudge I’m eating.
33. Life is fudge-ile, eat dessert first.
34. Fudge is my sweet escape.
35. Did you hear about the stressed fudge? It just snapped.
36. Fudge is the cream of the crop.
37. The fudge melted, what a meltdown.
38. The ice cream fell in love with the hot fudge.
39. She’s a fudge-ionista.
40. No time to fudge, dessert is waiting.
41. Fudge calories don’t count, right?
42. The new fudge flavor is un-bitter-ably good.
43. I’m just a puddle of fudge.
44. Keep calm and fudge on.
45. The fudge factory is a sweet spectacle.
46. Fudge makers have the best job, they always sugar-coat the truth.
47. The fudge’s destiny? To be desserted.
48. Always take life with a grain of salt… plus a slice of fudge.
49. Fudge makes the world go round.
50. I fudge-d up my diet again.
51. Fudge is the sweetest reward.
52. A fudge a day keeps the grumpiness away.
53. If I were a fudge, I’d be irresistible.
54. Don’t truffle with my fudge.
55. You can’t rush good fudge.
56. That fudge has a sweet disposition.
57. Life without fudge is like a broken pencil…pointless.
58. I’m in a fudge-tive state.
59. Fudge is a piece of cake.
60. The road to my heart is paved with fudge.
61. The key to happiness? Fudge, no doubt.
62. The proof is in the fudge.
63. Life is full of fudge-tual errors.
64. Fudge calories don’t fudge up your diet.
65. There’s no “we” in fudge.
66. I’m having a fudge-ment day.
67. Fudge, anyone? It’s a rhetorical question.
68. Fudge makes life sweeter.
69. Fudge is my secret ingredient.
70. The only thing better than a friend is a friend with fudge.
71. It’s not a fudge-itive error, I meant to eat it all.
72. This fudge is un-beat-able.
73. I’m in a fudge state of mind.
74. Life is what you bake of it, make it fudge.
75. They say laughter is the best medicine, they lie. It’s fudge.
76. There’s always room for fudge.
77. My life, my fudge, my rules.
78. Fudge is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
79. Fudge doesn’t ask silly questions, fudge understands.
80. Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy fudge, which is kind of the same thing.
81. I can resist everything except fudge.
82. I’m fudging fabulous.
83. Fudge is cheaper than therapy.
84. I followed my heart, and it led me to fudge.
85. If there’s no fudge in heaven, I’m not going.
86. Stressed is just desserts (specifically fudge) spelled backward.
87. I’m not a fudge-aholic, I’m a fudge enthusiast.
88. All you need is love and fudge.
89. Be nice or I’ll eat your share of fudge.
90. The best things in life are sweet, like fudge.
91. Fudge makes everything better.
92. Good friends offer advice, best friends offer fudge.
93. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for fudge.
94. I run… to the fudge shop.
95. Life happens, fudge helps.
96. Keep your friends close and your fudge closer.
97. Happiness is… homemade fudge.
98. My mind says salad, but my heart says fudge.
99. Calories don’t count on the weekend, so fudge it!
100. To fudge or not to fudge, that is the question.
101. One cannot live by fudge alone… but I’d like to try.
102. Fudge is not an option, it’s a necessity.
103. A balanced diet is a piece of fudge in each hand.
104. Fudge doesn’t make the world go round, but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile.
105. Fudge… because adulting is hard.
106. Eat more fudge, less drama.
107. I workout because I really love fudge.
108. Fudge doesn’t ask questions, fudge understands.
109. Fudge before dudes.
110. Why fall in love when you can fall in fudge?
111. Make fudge, not war.
112. Do not disturb: fudge tasting in progress.
113. Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate fudge does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
114. There’s no fudging about it, life is sweet.