57+ exploding puns

  1. I didn’t want to add fuel to the fire, but you’re dynamite!
  2. I told my friend a joke about a bomb. It killed.
  3. I’m really good at fireworks. I guess you could say it’s my burning passion.
  4. My friend works in demolitions. He always brings down the house.
  5. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything and then they split.
  6. The bomb had a bad day at work. It went off.
  7. Why did the grenade break up with the bomb? She said he had too short of a fuse.
  8. The grenade went to a party and really made an impact.
  9. Why did the firecracker go to school? It wanted to go off with a bang!
  10. I’ve got a short fuse today. I guess you could say I’m feeling explosive.
  11. The firework display was so beautiful, it was a blast.
  12. Why couldn’t the dynamite go to school? Because it was suspended for blowing up at the teacher.
  13. I told a bomb joke at a party and everyone exploded with laughter.
  14. The explosion at the cheese factory left nothing but de-brie.
  15. The fireworks were so emotional, even the rockets were in tears.
  16. The explosion at the bakery really made a big dough.
  17. Why did the firework sit in the corner? It was a bit shell-shocked.
  18. The volcano party was really explosive. It rocked.
  19. I got a job in a fireworks factory. I’ve been burning to tell you.
  20. I met an atom that had lost an electron. It was positively explosive.
  21. The balloon factory explosion was quite popping.
  22. The fireworks display was so amazing, I had to rocket off a message to tell you.
  23. They tried to contain the explosion, but the situation got blown out of proportion.
  24. The demolition crew was criticized for not being constructive.
  25. The explosion at the juice factory was quite a squash.
  26. The volcano’s party was hot, it really erupted into a dance-off.
  27. I was surprised when my fireworks went off. I guess they were just feeling sparked.
  28. The firecracker was always the life of the party. It always knew how to go out with a bang.
  29. The bomb was feeling really explosive. I guess you could say it had a splitting headache.
  30. Why did the firework go to therapy? It had an explosive personality.
  31. The bomb squad was called into the library. They had to defuse the situation.
  32. The dynamite’s performance at the concert was bombastic.
  33. My career in pyrotechnics has really skyrocketed.
  34. The bomb’s autobiography was truly moving. It was a blast from the past.
  35. The grenade always knew how to have a blast.
  36. When the fireworks show was cancelled, the crowd really blew up.
  37. The explosion at the pasta factory was all over the news. It’s really spiraled out of control.
  38. The lava was quite a hit at the party. It really flowed well with everyone.
  39. My friend is a bomb disposal expert. He has a blast at work.
  40. When the balloon factory exploded, it left people inflated with shock.
  41. My rocket is feeling under the weather. It’s suffering from launch fever.
  42. The chemistry experiment was so fun, it was simply elemental.
  43. The bomb was always the center of attention. It knew how to make a blast.
  44. The rocket was a successful comedian. It had a blast off with the audience.
  45. I wanted to share my firework display with you. It’s really a sight for sore skies.
  46. The volcano’s lava was really gushing. It must have been feeling magma-nificent.
  47. The dynamite couldn’t attend the party. It blew its chance.
  48. When the fireworks show was cancelled, it was a real blowout.
  49. The bomb made quite an entrance at the party. It’s entrance was ground-breaking.
  50. The rocket was the star of the show. It really knows how to rocket and roll.
  51. The volcano has a great sense of humor. It’s always cracking up.
  52. The firework display was so impressive, it sparked my interest.
  53. The bomb really knew how to make an exit. It left in a puff of smoke.
  54. My fireworks display was so amazing, it was a real eye-catcher.
  55. The bomb was always a blast at parties. It always went off with a bang.
  56. I’ve never met an explosive I didn’t like. They always leave me blown away.
  57. The dynamite’s performance was so good, it was earth-shattering.
  58. The rocket was always the star of the show. It knows how to launch a good time.
  59. The bomb was feeling under the weather. It was a real dud.
  60. The explosion at the bakery really took the cake.
  61. The firecracker was always a blast at parties. It never failed to spark a good time.
  62. The explosion at the clock factory really made time fly.
  63. The firework display was so good, it was a real sparkler.
  64. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It was truly explosive.
  65. The explosion at the toy factory was a real blow to childhood memories.
  66. The bomb really knew how to make an impression. It always left a crater.
  67. The volcano was feeling a bit under the weather. It was a little eruptive.
  68. The firework display was so impressive, it was simply skyrocketing.
  69. The explosion at the firework factory was a real spectacle. It was quite a blast.
  70. The rocket was a real showstopper. It really made an impact.
  71. The firework show was so amazing, it was simply fire-tastic.
  72. The bomb was really good at hide and seek. It always went off without a trace.
  73. The dynamite was always the life of the party. It knew how to make a bang.
  74. The explosion at the soap factory was quite a bubble burst.
  75. The firework display was so good, it was a real starburst.
  76. The rocket was a real crowd-pleaser. It really knew how to lift off a good show.
  77. The explosion at the shoe factory was a real kick.
  78. The volcano was a great entertainer. It knew how to rock and roll.
  79. The bomb was a real showstopper. It knew how to blow the audience away.
  80. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It really knew how to light up the room.
  81. The firework display was so good, it was a real skyliner.
  82. The explosion at the perfume factory was quite a scent-sation.
  83. The rocket was a real star. It always made a big splash.
  84. The firework display was so amazing, it was a real spark-tacular.
  85. The bomb was a real jokester. It always made a big bang.
  86. The dynamite was always the life of the party. It always blew everyone away.
  87. The explosion at the candy factory was a real sugar rush.
  88. The firework show was so good, it was a real pyro-dise.
  89. The rocket was always the star of the show. It really knew how to take off.
  90. The bomb was a real hit at the party. It really knew how to make an entrance.
  91. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It was really bombastic.
  92. The firework display was so amazing, it was a real star shower.
  93. The explosion at the sausage factory was quite a blast-wurst.
  94. The rocket was a real crowd-pleaser. It always made a grand exit.
  95. The firework display was so good, it was a real fire-bliss.
  96. The bomb was a real party animal. It always went off with a bang.
  97. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It always brought down the house.
  98. The explosion at the pickle factory was a real blast from the past.
  99. The firework show was so amazing, it was a real pyro-technic.
  100. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always knew how to ignite a good time.
  101. The bomb was a real joker. It always cracked everyone up.
  102. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It always left everyone in shock.
  103. The explosion at the pepper factory was quite a sneeze.
  104. The firework show was so good, it was a real spark-ticle.
  105. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always made a grand entrance.
  106. The bomb was a real entertainer. It always made a big splash.
  107. The dynamite was always the life of the party. It always left a mark.
  108. The explosion at the potato factory was quite a mash.
  109. The firework display was so amazing, it was a real sky-show.
  110. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always had a great lift off.
  111. The bomb was a real character. It always made a big noise.
  112. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It was always a blast.
  113. The explosion at the hat factory was quite a cap-off.
  114. The firework show was so good, it was a real flare-adise.
  115. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always made a great exit.
  116. The bomb was a real comedian. It always had a great punchline.
  117. The dynamite was always the life of the party. It always went off without a hitch.
  118. The explosion at the bubble gum factory was quite a pop.
  119. The firework display was so amazing, it was a real spark-show.
  120. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always made a grand entrance.
  121. The bomb was a real entertainer. It always made a big bang.
  122. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It always left a crater.
  123. The explosion at the popcorn factory was quite a pop-off.
  124. The firework display was so good, it was a real fire-fest.
  125. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always made a great launch.
  126. The bomb was a real character. It always left a mark.
  127. The dynamite was always the life of the party. It always made a blast.
  128. The explosion at the balloon factory was quite a pop.
  129. The firework show was so amazing, it was a real spark-fest.
  130. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always made a grand exit.
  131. The bomb was a real comedian. It always made a great noise.
  132. The dynamite was always the life of the party. It always made a great show.
  133. The explosion at the paint factory was quite a splash.
  134. The firework display was so amazing, it was a real fire-dance.
  135. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always had a great lift off.
  136. The bomb was a real entertainer. It always made a great bang.
  137. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It always made a big noise.
  138. The explosion at the feather factory was quite a fluff-off.
  139. The firework display was so good, it was a real sky-dance.
  140. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always made a grand entrance.
  141. The bomb was a real comedian. It always made a big splash.
  142. The dynamite was a hit at the party. It always left everyone in shock.
  143. The explosion at the bean factory was quite a blow-off.
  144. The firework show was so amazing, it was a real spark-dance.
  145. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always made a great exit.
  146. The bomb was a real character. It always left a crater.
  147. The dynamite was always the life of the party. It always made a blast.
  148. The explosion at the jelly factory was quite a squish-off.
  149. The firework display was so good, it was a real flare-show.
  150. The rocket was always the star of the show. It always had a grand launch.

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