57+ dam puns

  1. That’s a dam fine joke you told there!
  2. I was in Amsterdam, but then I felt like I wasn’t in the right dam place.
  3. Building this dam was no minor feat, it was outstanding!
  4. My friend always wanted to work on a dam, he said it’s his dream job, quite riveting.
  5. The dam has a leak? Well, that’s a flood of problems.
  6. “Water” you doing? Can’t you see this dam joke I’m building?
  7. Why don’t we make like a dam and hold up our plans?
  8. This dam is so impressive, it’s concrete evidence of great engineering.
  9. Don’t take me for granite; I’m a dam expert!
  10. These dam jokes are making a splash!
  11. I asked the dam if it was okay, it said “I’m holding up.”
  12. Dam, that’s a good pun!
  13. Dam jokes are cracking me up.
  14. I’m on a roll, let’s keep this dam pun run flowing.
  15. The dam was worried about being lonely, but it has a lot of supports.
  16. I told my friend a dam pun. He said, “I’m flooded with laughter!”
  17. The beaver said to the dam, “You crack me up!”
  18. I wasn’t sure about this dam, but now it’s starting to grow on me. I guess you could say it’s cemented in my heart.
  19. How did the dam feel about the storm? It was quite under the weather!
  20. The dam builder quit his job because it was too much pressure.
  21. The dam said to the river, “You’re driving me up the wall!”
  22. I told the dam joke to my friend, he said it was a watershed moment in humor.
  23. When the dam saw the river, it thought, “This is going to be a stream-ly interesting encounter!”
  24. When I asked the dam how it was doing, it said, “I’m filled to the brim with excitement!”
  25. The dam said to the lake, “You’re still a drop in the bucket compared to me!”
  26. When I asked the dam why it looked so good, it said, “It’s all about maintaining a good flow!”
  27. The dam couldn’t go to the party because it was too busy holding water.
  28. The dam was accused of water hoarding.
  29. I asked the dam why it was so calm, it said, “I’m just going with the flow!”
  30. When the dam met the river, it said, “Nice to sediment you!”
  31. How does the dam organize a party? It plans the flow!
  32. The dam was trying to hide something, it had a lot of concrete evidence.
  33. The dam always keeps its promises, it’s a seal of trust!
  34. “Dam, it’s good to meet you,” said the river.
  35. When the dam was asked about its favorite movie, it said, “The Dam Busters!”
  36. The dam didn’t want to be a comedian, it didn’t want to crack under pressure.
  37. The dam said to the engineer, “I hope you’ve done a concrete job.”
  38. The dam couldn’t make it to the meeting, it was all washed up.
  39. The dam was proud of its job, it really holds water!
  40. The dam was embarrassed, it blushed a deep river blue.
  41. The dam wasn’t just good, it was dam good!
  42. The dam kept all the secrets because it couldn’t spill the beans!
  43. The dam was sure it would win the race, it had the ultimate water advantage.
  44. The dam became a singer because it could hold a note.
  45. When the dam found the leak, it said, “I’ll be dammed.”
  46. The dam was asked about its favorite sport, it said “Water Polo!”
  47. The dam always wins at poker, it has a good poker face, always keeping a straight flow.
  48. The dam had a lot of fans, people said it was quite a spectacle.
  49. The dam asked the engineer, “Are we on the same wavelength here?”
  50. The dam always attends parties, it loves to make a splash!
  51. The dam wasn’t just big, it was dam huge!
  52. The dam never lost at chess, it always had a strong defense.
  53. The dam felt insulted, it said, “Water you saying?”
  54. The dam was a good listener, it could hold a conversation.
  55. The dam was asked about its favorite food, it said “Fish, it’s always flowing in!”
  56. The dam was a fan of river dance.
  57. The dam had a secret ambition to be a reservoir.
  58. The dam had a knack for stand-up comedy; it could crack everyone up!
  59. The dam told the river, “You’re running too fast. Just go with the flow!”
  60. When the dam felt threatened, it would just hold its ground.
  61. The dam said to the storm, “You’re not going to rain on my parade!”
  62. The dam was asked about its favorite hobby, it said, “I like to break the ice!”
  63. The dam was a great mediator, it could stop any flow of arguments.
  64. The dam always stayed positive, it believed in the power of hydro electricity.
  65. The dam was a great secret keeper, it never spilled a thing!
  66. When the dam got the job, it said, “I’m overflowing with happiness!”
  67. The dam always gives the best advice, it said, “Always stay hydrated!”
  68. The dam said to the river, “I can’t take the pressure anymore!”
  69. The dam knew all the gossip, it had ears in every stream.
  70. The dam said to the lake, “Don’t be so shallow!”
  71. The dam couldn’t make it to the concert, it was too busy holding back the river.
  72. The dam was asked about its favorite drink, it said, “Water, on the rocks!”
  73. The dam was a big fan of dam-ascus steel.
  74. When the dam couldn’t decide, it said, “I’m in two minds about it, one on each bank!”
  75. The dam said to the river, “You’re such a drip!”
  76. The dam never played basketball, it didn’t want to make a splash.
  77. When the dam was asked about its favorite game, it said, “Bridge, of course!”
  78. The dam was a good poet, it had a flow of words.
  79. The dam was asked about its favorite song, it said, “Rolling in the Deep!”
  80. The dam was a great diplomat, it always managed to bridge the gap.
  81. The dam said to the mountain, “You rock, but I roll!”
  82. When the dam saw the sea, it said, “I see a great potential here!”
  83. The dam wasn’t just a dam, it was a dam fine piece of work!
  84. The dam always enjoyed deep conversations.
  85. The dam was asked about its favorite animal, it said, “Beavers, they’re like mini engineers!”
  86. The dam was a great negotiator, it always managed to keep the peace flow.
  87. The dam was a great comedian, it had a great sense of water humor.
  88. The dam was asked about its favorite sport, it said, “Sailing, of course!”
  89. The dam didn’t like pessimists, it believed in staying positive, no matter the pressure!
  90. The dam said to the river, “I hope we can get along swimmingly!”
  91. The dam was a great chef, it knew how to make a splash in the kitchen.
  92. The dam was a big fan of the waterfall, it was always in awe of its power.
  93. The dam always had a strong stand, it believed in solid principles.
  94. When the dam felt sad, it said, “I feel a little drained.”
  95. The dam was a great teacher, it believed in the power of flow learning.
  96. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not in a rush!”
  97. The dam loved to tell jokes, it believed laughter was the best way to break the ice.
  98. The dam was a great coach, it knew how to control the flow of the game.
  99. The dam was a great actor, it knew how to make a scene.
  100. The dam was asked about its favorite dessert, it said, “Watermelon, it’s refreshing!”
  101. The dam was a great singer, it knew how to hit the high notes.
  102. The dam was a fan of rock music, it said, “I love a good bass line!”
  103. The dam said to the river, “I hope we can bridge our differences.”
  104. The dam was asked about its favorite subject, it said, “Geography, it’s all about the flow!”
  105. The dam was a great dancer, it knew how to make waves on the dance floor.
  106. The dam was a big fan of puns, it said, “They’re a great way to break the ice!”
  107. The dam was a great artist, it knew how to create a splash of color.
  108. The dam was a great musician, it knew how to control the flow of the music.
  109. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to burst my bubble!”
  110. The dam was a fan of mysteries, it loved a good whodunit.
  111. The dam said to the river, “Let’s not rush things!”
  112. The dam was a great writer, it knew how to create a flow of words.
  113. The dam was a great historian, it loved a good watershed moment.
  114. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to make a splash!”
  115. The dam was a fan of yoga, it loved the flow of the movements.
  116. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to sweep me off my feet!”
  117. The dam was a great storyteller, it knew how to captivate an audience.
  118. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to pull the rug out from under me!”
  119. The dam was a great swimmer, it knew how to make a splash.
  120. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to throw me a curveball!”
  121. The dam was a fan of comedy, it loved a good laugh.
  122. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to rain on my parade!”
  123. The dam was a great philosopher, it loved deep thoughts.
  124. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to spill the beans!”
  125. The dam was a great detective, it knew how to crack a case.
  126. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to take me for granted!”
  127. The dam was a fan of romance, it loved a good love story.
  128. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to leave me high and dry!”
  129. The dam was a great baker, it knew how to make a splash in the kitchen.
  130. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to drown me in details!”
  131. The dam was a great gymnast, it knew how to make a splash on the mat.
  132. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to make waves!”
  133. The dam was a fan of thrillers, it loved a good plot twist.
  134. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to leave me in the lurch!”
  135. The dam was a great juggler, it knew how to keep the balls in the air.
  136. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to let the cat out of the bag!”
  137. The dam was a great athlete, it knew how to make a splash in the field.
  138. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to steal my thunder!”
  139. The dam was a fan of horror, it loved a good scare.
  140. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to give me the cold shoulder!”
  141. The dam was a great dancer, it knew how to rock the dance floor.
  142. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to be a wet blanket!”
  143. The dam was a fan of suspense, it loved a good cliffhanger.
  144. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to rain on my parade!”
  145. The dam was a great speaker, it knew how to captivate the audience.
  146. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to steal my spotlight!”
  147. The dam was a great DJ, it knew how to keep the party flowing.
  148. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to take the wind out of my sails!”
  149. The dam was a fan of drama, it loved a good plot twist.
  150. The dam said to the river, “I hope you’re not going to leave me hanging!”

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