143 Chick-fil-A Jokes

  1. Why was the chicken at Chick-fil-A so proud? Because it was outstanding in its “fowl-d”!
  2. Why don’t they serve hamburgers at Chick-fil-A? Because the cows staged a “moo-tiny”!
  3. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to prove it wasn’t chicken!
  4. Why do Chick-fil-A employees always seem happy? They’ve found the secret sauce to life!
  5. Why don’t chickens use Facebook? They already have enough “chicken feed” at Chick-fil-A!
  6. What’s Chick-fil-A’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
  7. Why did the chicken go to Chick-fil-A? To see a chicken strip!
  8. Why don’t you play hide and seek with Chick-fil-A? Because good luck hiding when the craving hits!
  9. Why did the chicken apply for a job at Chick-fil-A? It wanted to be a “fryer”!
  10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the Chick-fil-A salad dressing!
  11. Why did the nugget go to school? To get a little dip-loma!
  12. Why was the chicken sandwich so happy at Chick-fil-A? It knew it was the “toast” of the town!
  13. Why do people eat at Chick-fil-A? Because it’s a “peck-tacular” place!
  14. Why did the waffle fry stop talking? It had too much “a-peel”!
  15. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the “drum-sticks”!
  16. What does a rooster say at Chick-fil-A? Cock-a-doodle-don’t eat beef!
  17. Why don’t chickens have phones? They’re too busy at Chick-fil-A!
  18. Why was the salad so popular? It was really “dressing” to impress!
  19. Why did the chicken go to Chick-fil-A? It heard there was some hot “chick” there!
  20. Why was the lettuce the most religious veggie at Chick-fil-A? Because it always keeps the “faith”!
  21. Why don’t you argue with a chicken at Chick-fil-A? Because it’ll always have the last “cluck”!
  22. Why is Chick-fil-A the chicken’s favorite restaurant? Because they treat it like poultry royalty!
  23. How do you know you’re in love with Chick-fil-A? When you find yourself crossing the road for it!
  24. Why was the chicken nugget blushing? Because it saw the dipping sauce!
  25. Why was the waffle fry so funny? It just kept “cracking” up!
  26. Why did the chicken join the circus? Because it was a “crowing” sensation!
  27. What’s the chicken’s favorite exercise at Chick-fil-A? Wing-lifts!
  28. Why was the chicken so relaxed? Because it found its “peas” at Chick-fil-A!
  29. Why did the nugget go to the party? To just “wing” it!
  30. What’s a chicken’s favorite subject at school? Egg-onomics!
  31. Why did the chicken join a sports team? Because it knew how to “bawk” the talk!
  32. What do Chick-fil-A employees say when they’re surprised? “Holy cow!”
  33. Why was the waffle fry so good at dancing? It had all the right “moves”!
  34. Why did the chicken enroll in cooking school? Because it wanted to “egg-cel”!
  35. Why was the chicken at Chick-fil-A so amazing? Because it never “wings” it!
  36. What do you call a chicken that counts its calories at Chick-fil-A? A mathemachicken!
  37. Why did the lettuce pray at Chick-fil-A? It needed more “dressing”!
  38. Why was the chicken so smart? It was an “egg-head”!
  39. What did the chicken say to its date at Chick-fil-A? “I’m falling in cluck with you!”
  40. Why did the waffle fry win the race? It was a real “champion-chip”!
  41. Why was the chicken a great comedian? Because it knew all the “yolks”!
  42. Why did the chicken join a choir? Because it had a “cluck-tacular” voice!
  43. What do chickens read at Chick-fil-A? “Poultry-etry”!
  44. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To keep its “buns” in shape!
  45. Why did the chicken go to the spa? Because it wanted to be “pam-poultry-ed”!
  46. Why do chickens go to Chick-fil-A? For the “peck-nic”!
  47. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? A “peeping tom”-ato!
  48. What do you call a brave chicken at Chick-fil-A? A “poul-try” hero!
  49. Why was the chicken so good at baseball? Because it always hit “fowl” balls!
  50. Why did the chicken become a baker? Because it was a “bun” of fun!
  51. What do you call a chicken that’s moved on from Chick-fil-A? An “ex-peck-t”!
  52. Why did the chicken go to therapy? It was feeling “cooped” up!
  53. Why was the chicken always tired at Chick-fil-A? It was always “up with the cluck”!
  54. What do you call a chicken that’s really into fashion? A “trend-pecker”!
  55. Why do chickens always win at chess? Because they’ve mastered the “pecking” order!
  56. Why don’t you ever fight with a Chick-fil-A chicken? Because it has the “upper hen”!
  57. Why do chickens love Chick-fil-A? It’s always “cluck-full” of surprises!
  58. What’s a chicken’s favorite movie? “Fowl-play”!
  59. Why did the chicken get promoted at Chick-fil-A? It was an “egg-ceptional” worker!
  60. What do you call a chicken who is good at public speaking? A “de-bate-er”!
  61. Why was the chicken always happy at Chick-fil-A? It had found its “nugget” of happiness!
  62. Why do Chick-fil-A chickens never gossip? They don’t want to spread “fowl” rumors!
  63. Why was the chicken so good at meditation? It was a zen “hen”!
  64. Why did the chicken always carry an umbrella? For “fowl” weather!
  65. Why did the chicken join the police? It wanted to stop “fowl” play!
  66. Why did the chicken go to the DJ booth? It wanted to drop the “beet”!
  67. Why don’t you play poker with a Chick-fil-A chicken? It’s always got a “full hen”!
  68. Why did the chicken go to the art gallery? It heard there were some “egg-cellent” pieces!
  69. What do youcall a chicken who’s good with numbers? A “cal-hen-lator”!
  70. Why was the chicken so good at math? It knew all the “square roots”!
  71. Why did the chicken become a journalist? It wanted to write “fowl” stories!
  72. What do you call a chicken who’s good at gardening? A “flower hen”!
  73. Why did the chicken go to space? It wanted to see the “egg-straterrestrial” beings!
  74. Why did the chicken become a librarian? Because it liked to “book it”!
  75. Why did the chicken start a band? It wanted to be a “rock-hen”!
  76. Why was the chicken a great judge? It never played “fowl”!
  77. What do you call a chicken who tells fortunes? A “psychic cluck”!
  78. Why did the chicken become a weatherman? It could predict “fowl” weather!
  79. Why was the chicken so good at tennis? It always served “ace-hen”!
  80. Why was the chicken a good businessman? It always kept its “eggs-penses” in check!
  81. Why did the chicken go to the concert? It wanted to see the “bawk” band!
  82. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other “slide”!
  83. Why did the chicken sit on the egg? It didn’t want to “crack” under pressure!
  84. Why was the chicken a good carpenter? It always hit the “nail on the head”!
  85. Why did the chicken become a teacher? It had the “write stuff”!
  86. Why was the chicken a good scientist? It had a knack for “egg-speriments”!
  87. Why did the chicken go to the bakery? It wanted to see the “bun” rise!
  88. Why did the chicken go to the dance? It wanted to do the “chicken dance”!
  89. Why did the chicken join a gym? It wanted to “work out” its problems!
  90. What do you call a chicken that can play the piano? A “chick-key” player!
  91. Why did the chicken join the army? It wanted to fight for “peck-equality”!
  92. Why did the chicken go to the ocean? It wanted to see the “sandy pecks”!
  93. Why did the chicken go to the barber? It wanted a “trim-hen-dous” haircut!
  94. Why did the chicken become a detective? It had a knack for “poultry solving”!
  95. Why did the chicken go to the dentist? It had a “tooth-hake”!
  96. Why was the chicken a good footballer? It could “score a goal” every time!
  97. What do you call a chicken who writes novels? An “author-hen”!
  98. Why did the chicken go to the opera? It wanted to see “Hen-ry” VIII!
  99. Why was the chicken good at politics? It knew how to “rule the roost”!
  100. What do you call a chicken who’s scared of the dark? A “chick-hen”!
  101. Why did the chicken go to the magic show? It wanted to see some “tricks”!
  102. Why did the chicken become a salesperson? It was good at “selling” ideas!
  103. Why was the chicken so good at debates? It never “chickened out”!
  104. Why did the chicken go to the casino? It was feeling “clucky”!
  105. Why did the chicken become a gardener? It loved to “plant” things!
  106. Why did the chicken go to the market? It wanted to buy “eggs-tra” food!
  107. Why was the chicken so good at chess? It knew how to “checkmate”!
  108. Why did the chicken join the choir? It had a “crow-ing” voice!
  109. Why did the chicken go to the circus? It wanted to see the “ringmaster”!
  110. Why was the chicken a good accountant? It knew how to “balance the books”!
  111. Why did the chicken go to the library? It wanted to “read” some books!
  112. Why was the chicken so good at yoga? It knew how to “stretch”!
  113. Why did the chicken go to the tailor? It wanted to get a “new suit”!
  114. Why did the chicken go to the bakery? It wanted a “loaf of bread”!
  115. Why did the chicken go to the beach? It wanted to “sunbathe”!
  116. Why was the chicken a good writer? It knew how to “write a story”!
  117. Why did the chicken go to the zoo? It wanted to see the “animals”!
  118. Why was the chicken so good at swimming? It knew how to “float”!
  119. Why did the chicken go to the museum? It wanted to “see the artifacts”!
  120. Why was the chicken a good cook? It knew how to “make a dish”!
  121. Why did the chicken go to the carnival? It wanted to “ride the roller coaster”!
  122. Why was the chicken so good at math? It knew how to “solve problems”!
  123. Why did the chicken go to the farm? It wanted to “see the animals”!
  124. Why was the chicken a good painter? It knew how to “mix colors”!
  125. Why did the chicken go to the hospital? It wanted to “visit a friend”!
  126. Why was the chicken a good architect? It knew how to “design a building”!
  127. Why did the chicken go to the concert? It wanted to “hear the music”!
  128. Why was the chicken so good at golf? It knew how to “swing”!
  129. Why did the chicken go to the grocery store? It wanted to “buy groceries”!
  130. Why was the chicken a good dancer? It knew how to “move to the beat”!
  131. Why did the chicken go to the amusement park? It wanted to “have fun”!
  132. Why was the chicken a good singer? It knew how to “hold a note”!
  133. Why did the chicken go to the fair? It wanted to “play games”!
  134. Why was the chicken so good at basketball? It knew how to “shoot”!
  135. Why did the chicken go to the picnic? It wanted to “eat outside”!
  136. Why was the chicken a good photographer? It knew how to “capture a moment”!
  137. Why did the chicken go to the park? It wanted to “play”!
  138. Why was the chicken a good comedian? It knew how to “make people laugh”!
  139. Why did the chicken go to the restaurant? It wanted to “eat something delicious”!
  140. Why was the chicken a good baker? It knew how to “bake a cake”!
  141. Why did the chicken go to the race? It wanted to “cheer on the racers”!
  142. Why was the chicken a good pilot? It knew how to “fly a plane”!
  143. Why did the chicken go to the mall? It wanted to “shop”!

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