125 axolotl jokes

  1. Why don’t axolotls use cell phones? Because they still have trouble getting a grip on the concept of “text-paws”!
  2. How do axolotls make important decisions? They “mull” it over!
  3. Why did the axolotl join a music band? Because he had the “newts” for it!
  4. What do you call a group of axolotls? A “lotl” fun!
  5. Why did the axolotl bring a sunshade to the party? He didn’t want to turn into a “salamander”!
  6. Why did the axolotl cross the road? To show his friends he’s not just another “mud puppy”!
  7. What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of math? “Algae-bra”!
  8. Why don’t axolotls play hide and seek? Because they always stick out like a “sore gill”!
  9. Why did the axolotl go to therapy? He was feeling a bit “blue” (blue is a common color for axolotls)!
  10. What do you call an axolotl with a guitar? A “rock-solotl”!
  11. What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of music? “Ambystoma- and-blues”!
  12. What’s an axolotl’s favorite movie? “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Duckling”!
  13. Why did the axolotl become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the “disappearing tadpole”!
  14. Why don’t axolotls like fast food? Because they can’t “catch” it!
  15. What do you call a heroic axolotl? “Axo-lancelot”!
  16. Why was the axolotl a great student? He was always “up to his gills” in books!
  17. What does an axolotl say to his date? “I’m ‘lotl-y’ in love with you”!
  18. What do you call an axolotl that tells jokes? A “comedy-lotl”!
  19. Why did the axolotl go to the opera? To see the “scale-atura”!
  20. Why did the axolotl become a painter? Because he wanted to make a “splash” in the art world!
  21. Why did the axolotl become a magician? Because he wanted to perform “fish-tic” tricks!
  22. How does an axolotl fix a flat tire? With a “puncture-lotl”!
  23. What did the axolotl say to the goldfish? “You’re ‘gill-ded’!”
  24. How do axolotls send secret messages? Using “morse code-lotl”!
  25. Why don’t axolotls play poker in the wild? Too many “cheetahs”!
  26. What do you call an axolotl astronaut? An “Astro-lotl”!
  27. What do you call an axolotl baker? A “bread-lotl”!
  28. Why was the axolotl always picked last in sports? He was a “late bloomer”!
  29. What do you call an axolotl superhero? “Captain Ameereca”!
  30. How do axolotls take their coffee? “Black-lotl”!
  31. Why did the axolotl go to school? To become a “scholar-lotl”!
  32. What do you call an axolotl who loves to dance? A “Disco-lotl”!
  33. Why did the axolotl go to the gym? He wanted to feel “swell”!
  34. What do you call an axolotl that always tells the truth? An “honest-lotl”!
  35. Why don’t axolotls like spicy food? It makes them “blush”!
  36. What do you call a cool axolotl? An “ice-lotl”!
  37. Why did the axolotl join the circus? He wanted to be in the “lime-fish light”!
  38. What do you call an axolotl chef? A “Gourmand-lotl”!
  39. What do you call an axolotl with a cold? A “snottle-lotl”!
  40. What do you call a surprised axolotl? “Aghast-lotl”!
  41. Why was the axolotl a great actor? He always knew his “scale”!
  42. What do you call an axolotl that can sing? A “caraokelotl”!
  43. What do you call a speedy axolotl? A “racy-lotl”!
  44. Why did the axolotl become a gardener? He had a “green thumb… err, fin”!
  45. What’s an axolotl’s favorite instrument? The “water lily-ophone”!
  46. What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of movie? Anything “sub-aquatic”!
  47. What do you call an axolotl that’s a great writer? A “Novel-lotl”!
  48. Why don’t axolotls ever get lost? They always know their “scale”!
  49. What’s an axolotl’s favorite time of day? “Tide-time”!
  50. What do you call an axolotl that’s a great dancer? A “twirl-lotl”!
  51. What do you call an axolotl who likes to meditate? A “Zen-lotl”!
  52. Why was the axolotl a bad comedian? His jokes were too “wet”!
  53. What do you call an axolotl that’s good at business? A “Tycoon-lotl”!
  54. Why did the axolotl become a chef? He loved to “dish” out!
  55. What do you call an axolotl that’s a great builder? A “Construction-lotl”!
  56. What do you call an axolotl that’s always tired? A “yawn-lotl”!
  57. What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of exercise? “Swimnastics”!
  58. What do you call an axolotl that’s good at maths? A “Calculus-lotl”!
  59. Why was the axolotl a bad student? He was always “pond”-ering!
  60. What do you call an axolotl that loves to read? A “Book-lotl”!
  61. What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of party? A “pool” party!
  62. Why did the axolotl refuse to play soccer? He was afraid of the “net”!
  63. What do you call an axolotl that’s great at chess? A “Checkmate-lotl”!
  64. Why did the axolotl bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to “flounder” around!
  65. What’s an axolotl’s favorite board game? “Pondopoly”!
  66. What do you call an axolotl with a secret identity? A “Spy-lotl”!
  67. Why did the axolotl become a farmer? He had a “crop” of good ideas!
  68. What do you call an axolotl that likes high fashion? A “Vogue-lotl”!
  69. Why was the axolotl a great friend? He always lent a “fin”!
  70. What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of weather? A “light drizzle”!
  71. What do you call an axolotl that’s good at drawing? A “Sketch-lotl”!
  72. Why did the axolotl start a band? He wanted to “rock the boat”!
  73. What do you call an axolotl that can juggle? A “Circus-lotl”!
  74. Why did the axolotl wear glasses? He wanted to look “spec-tacular”!
  75. What do you call an axolotl who’s a fantastic cook? A “Chef-lotl”!
  76. Why did the axolotl go to the moon? He wanted to experience “zero buoyancy”!
  77. What do you call an axolotl who’s an excellent singer? A “Song-lotl”!
  78. Why did the axolotl get a job as a lifeguard? He was an expert at the “breaststroke”!
  79. What do you call an axolotl who loves to play football? A “Goal-lotl”!
  80. Why don’t axolotls use computers? They’re scared of the “net”!
  81. What do you call an axolotl who’s good at hide and seek? A “Stealth-lotl”!
  82. Why did the axolotl join the orchestra? He wanted to play the “bassoon”!
  83. What do you call an axolotl who’s good at basketball? A “Dunk-lotl”!
  84. Why did the axolotl visit the doctor? He had a “crick in his tail”!
  85. What do you call an axolotl who’s a skilled painter? An “Art-lotl”!
  86. Why don’t axolotls use email? They prefer to “stream” their messages!
  87. What do you call an axolotl that loves to shop? A “Shopaholic-lotl”!
  88. Why did the axolotl bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to get “tanked”!
  89. What do you call an axolotl who loves to take photos? A “Shutterbug-lotl”!
  90. Why did the axolotl join a theater group? He loved “drama on the high seas”!
  91. What do you call an axolotl who loves to play video games? A “Game-lotl”!
  92. Why was the axolotl a great mathematician? He loved “figures”!
  93. What do you call an axolotl that’s good at racing? A “Speed-lotl”!
  94. Why did the axolotl get a job as a librarian? He loved “bookworms”!
  95. What do you call an axolotl who loves to hike? A “Trailblazer-lotl”!
  96. Why did the axolotl become a poet? He loved to “verse” himself in literature!
  97. What do you call an axolotl who’s good at gardening? A “Green-thumb-lotl”!
  98. Why did the axolotl join the swim team? He was tired of being a “bench warmer”!
  99. What do you call an axolotl who’s good at making jokes? A “Humor-lotl”!
  100. Why did the axolotl become a chef? He had a “recipe” for success!
  101. What do you call an axolotl that’s good at crafting? A “DIY-lotl”!
  102. Why was the axolotl a great musician? He had a “good ear for music”!
  103. What do you call an axolotl who’s a fitness guru? A “Fit-lotl”!
  104. Why did the axolotl get a job at a sushi restaurant? He had a “roll” model!
  105. What do you call an axolotl that loves to study? A “Brainy-lotl”!
  106. Why was the axolotl always calm? He knew how to “go with the flow”!
  107. What do you call an axolotl who loves to travel? A “Globetrotter-lotl”!
  108. Why did the axolotl get a job as a courier? He loved to “deliver”!
  109. What do you call an axolotl that loves to solve puzzles? A “Brain-teaser-lotl”!
  110. Why did the axolotl become a watchmaker? He had a “good sense of time”!
  111. What do you call an axolotl that loves to watch movies? A “Cinema-lotl”!
  112. Why was the axolotl a great sprinter? He was always “on the go”!
  113. What do you call an axolotl that loves to sing? A “Melody-lotl”!
  114. Why did the axolotl become a fashion designer? He had a “flair for fabric”!
  115. What do you call an axolotl who’s good at skateboarding? A “Skater-lotl”!
  116. Why did the axolotl become a writer? He wanted to make a “splash” in literature!
  117. What do you call an axolotl who’s good at playing soccer? A “Striker-lotl”!
  118. Why did the axolotl go to the spa? He wanted to feel “fin-tastic”!
  119. What do you call an axolotl who loves to do experiments? A “Scientist-lotl”!
  120. Why did the axolotl start a blog? He loved to “web log” his adventures!
  121. What do you call an axolotl who loves to play the guitar? A “Rockstar-lotl”!
  122. Why did the axolotl become a photographer? He had an “eye” for detail!
  123. What do you call an axolotl who’s good at yoga? A “Yogi-lotl”!
  124. Why did the axolotl join a band? He had a “tune” of talent!
  125. What do you call an axolotl who’s good at fixing things? A “Mechanic-lotl”!

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