85 square jokes
- Why don’t squares ever get lost? Because they always know their corners!
- Why was the square so confident? Because it knew every angle!
- Why don’t squares ever argue? Because they’re always right!
- Why did the square get a job in the city? It wanted to be around the block!
- What do you call a square that’s become an influencer? Insta-gram!
- What did the square say to the circle at the party? You’re out of shape!
- Why was the square so smart? Because it knew all the points!
- Why don’t squares make good detectives? They always miss the points!
- Why did the square go to therapy? It couldn’t get around its problems!
- What do you call a square that’s always ready? A prepared-gon!
- Why do squares make terrible comedians? Their jokes are too edgy!
- Why do squares make great leaders? They never cut corners!
- Why do squares never play hide and seek? They always corner themselves!
- Why did the square refuse to race the circle? It didn’t want to be run around!
- What do you call a square with a sunburn? A red square!
- Why was the square a good judge? It always saw every side!
- Why was the square bad at ballet? It couldn’t pirouette around the point!
- Why did the square join the circus? It wanted to be a square-dian of the ring!
- Why was the square always calm? It never lets things circle around it!
- Why don’t squares like traveling? They hate going around in circles!
- Why was the square sad at the party? It couldn’t get around the dance floor!
- Why did the square become a farmer? It loves growing root vegetables!
- Why did the square go to school? It wanted to learn about all angles!
- Why don’t squares make good athletes? They always square up too early!
- Why do squares make great gardeners? They never leaf a corner untouched!
- Why do squares hate puns? They can’t handle the right angles!
- Why was the square a terrible cook? It couldn’t cut corners!
- Why do squares hate rollercoasters? They don’t like going around and around!
- Why did the square become a tailor? It’s good at measuring lengths!
- Why did the square get a job at the pizza shop? It likes serving slices!
- Why was the square always stressed? It was too edgy!
- Why don’t squares make good comedians? They’re too square to crack a joke!
- Why did the square stay at home? It didn’t like to roam around!
- Why was the square unhappy? It felt like life was going in circles!
- Why did the square join the football team? It wanted to get in the right shape!
- Why did the square break up with the rectangle? It couldn’t see any other angles!
- Why don’t squares date circles? They can’t handle the constant round-about!
- Why was the square always confused? It couldn’t see past its own points!
- Why did the square become a historian? It loves digging up old squares!
- Why don’t squares play baseball? They always miss the corners!
- Why was the square good at politics? It knew all the sides!
- Why don’t squares like the circus? They can’t stand going around in circles!
- Why was the square a great detective? It always found the missing points!
- Why did the square become a musician? It loved hitting the right notes!
- Why was the square terrible at boxing? It couldn’t roll with the punches!
- Why did the square go to the beach? It wanted to be a sand square!
- Why was the square the life of the party? It knew how to turn the tables!
- Why don’t squares make good musicians? They can’t handle the rounds!
- Why did the square stay in the city? It didn’t want to be out of the loop!
- Why did the square become a poet? It loved finding the right words!
- Why don’t squares enjoy fishing? They always get tangled in the nets!
- Why was the square a good listener? It always took things at face value!
- Why did the square become a banker? It knew all about checks and balances!
- Why don’t squares go to parties? They can’t handle the rounds!
- Why did the square break up with the rhombus? It felt too boxed in!
- Why was the square always busy? It had too many points to cover!
- Why don’t squares enjoy boat rides? They hate going around in circles!
- Why did the square join the chess club? It loved the king’s square!
- Why don’t squares like music? They can’t handle the roundabouts!
- Why was the square terrible at making decisions? It couldn’t find the right angle!
- Why did the square go on a diet? It felt like it was bulging at the sides!
- Why don’t squares like roller skating? They can’t get the hang of the roundabouts!
- Why did the square become a boxer? It loved being in the ring!
- Why don’t squares like biking? They can’t stand going in circles!
- Why did the square become a sailor? It loved the square rigging!
- Why was the square always late? It couldn’t find the right angle!
- Why did the square become a teacher? It loved drawing on the blackboard!
- Why don’t squares enjoy magic tricks? They can’t stand the roundabouts!
- Why was the square terrible at hide and seek? It couldn’t hide its points!
- Why did the square become a DJ? It loved spinning the records!
- Why don’t squares like puzzles? They can’t figure out the corners!
- Why was the square always tired? It had too many points to cover!
- Why did the square become a cook? It loved squaring meals!
- Why don’t squares like car racing? They hate going around in circles!
- Why did the square join the basketball team? It loved shooting hoops!
- Why was the square bad at volleyball? It couldn’t get the hang of the rounds!
- Why did the square become a race car driver? It loved burning rubber!
- Why don’t squares like tennis? They can’t handle the serves!
- Why was the square always calm? It didn’t let anything get around it!
- Why did the square become a police officer? It loved patrolling the streets!
- Why don’t squares like hula hoops? They hate going around in circles!
- Why was the square bad at golf? It couldn’t handle the curves!
- Why did the square become a gardener? It loved planting trees!
- Why don’t squares like bowling? They hate the roundabouts!
- Why was the square good at basketball? It could always find the net!