50 seahawks jokes

  1. Why don’t the Seahawks drink tea? Because the 49ers have all the cups.
  2. Why don’t the Seahawks play cards in the wild? They’re afraid of cheetahs.
  3. What do you call a Seahawk with a Super Bowl ring? A thief.
  4. What’s the difference between a Seahawks fan and a baby? The baby will stop crying after a while.
  5. Why did the Seahawk go to the bakery? He heard the rolls were on a roll.
  6. What’s the difference between the Seahawks and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  7. Why can’t the Seahawks use the internet? They can’t handle the traffic.
  8. Why did the Seahawk go to school? He heard the teachers had lots of passes.
  9. What’s the difference between the Seahawks and a pinball machine? The pinball machine scores more points.
  10. Why did the Seahawk take his girlfriend to the game? He needed someone to blame when they lost.
  11. Why are the Seahawks like a possum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
  12. How many Seahawks does it take to change a tire? One, unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up.
  13. Why do the Seahawks never play hide and seek? Because no one would ever look for them.
  14. Why did the Seahawk bring string to the game? He wanted to tie the score.
  15. What do the Seahawks and the post office have in common? Neither delivers on Sundays.
  16. Why did the Seahawk become a gardener? He wanted to get used to digging holes.
  17. What do the Seahawks and mosquitoes have in common? They both can’t get past the screen.
  18. Why do Seahawks fans wear masks? So they can’t be identified on game day.
  19. Why can’t the Seahawk play soccer? He keeps going for the touchdown.
  20. Why did the Seahawk refuse to play in the jungle? He was afraid of Lions, Tigers, and Bears.
  21. Why do the Seahawks always lose at chess? They lose their queen too quickly.
  22. What do the Seahawks and a baby have in common? They both start crying when they don’t get their bottle.
  23. Why did the Seahawk go to the pet store? He heard they were selling cheetahs.
  24. What do the Seahawks and my emails have in common? They both end up in the spam folder.
  25. What’s the difference between a Seahawk and a taxi driver? The taxi driver can drive you to a touchdown.
  26. Why did the Seahawk refuse to play against the cat? He was afraid of getting clawed.
  27. What do the Seahawks and a magician have in common? They both disappear when it counts.
  28. Why do the Seahawks bring a ladder to the game? To finally get some points on the board.
  29. What’s the difference between the Seahawks and a rooster? The rooster says “cock-a-doodle-doo”, the Seahawks say “any-doo will do”.
  30. Why do Seahawks players never sweat? The fans provide enough wind.
  31. What do the Seahawks and a baker have in common? They both knead the dough.
  32. Why did the Seahawk bring a bucket to the game? He wanted to bail out the team.
  33. What’s the difference between a Seahawk and a popcorn maker? The popcorn maker does its job.
  34. What do you call a Seahawk with half a brain? Gifted.
  35. Why did the Seahawk go to the car dealership? He heard they were offering free pick-ups.
  36. What do the Seahawks and astronauts have in common? They both wear helmets.
  37. Why can’t the Seahawk use his credit card? He always fumbles the pin.
  38. What’s the difference between the Seahawks and a high school team? The high school team has potential.
  39. Why did the Seahawk bring a sled to the game? He thought it would help him slide into the end zone.
  40. Why did the Seahawk bring his girlfriend to the practice? He needed someone to catch his passes.
  41. What do the Seahawks and a cook have in common? They both like to scramble.
  42. Why did the Seahawk go to the bank? He needed a new quarter(back).
  43. What’s the difference between a Seahawk and a lion? The lion has a better roar.
  44. Why did the Seahawk go to the dentist? He needed a new guard.
  45. Why do the Seahawks have a team dog? They need someone to pick up their fumbles.
  46. What’s the difference between the Seahawks and a vending machine? The vending machine gives you something back for your dollar.
  47. Why do the Seahawks always carry a map? They always lose their way to the end zone.
  48. What’s the difference between a Seahawk and a lamp? The lamp lights up a room.
  49. Why did the Seahawk go to the circus? He heard the clowns were looking for teammates.
  50. What do the Seahawks and farmers have in common? They both work the field, but only one brings in a good harvest.

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