100 head jokes

  1. Why don’t heads ever lose at poker? They always hold all the aces.
  2. What do you call a head with no body? Nobody knows.
  3. Why don’t heads use maps? They always know where they’re headed.
  4. Why did the head go to the party alone? It didn’t want any-body to go with.
  5. How do heads get their daily exercise? By thinking outside the box.
  6. Why don’t heads like fast food? They prefer brain food.
  7. What do you call a head on vacation? A head-case.
  8. Why was the head so popular at the party? It was the life of the thought.
  9. Why was the head always positive? It never lost its mind.
  10. What do you call a head that tells jokes? A crackhead.
  11. Why did the head apply for a loan? It needed some brainpower.
  12. Why did the head cross the road? To get to the other side, of course.
  13. What did the one head say to the other head? We’re in over our heads.
  14. Why did the head go to the barber? It needed a new train of thought.
  15. Why was the head so calm? It always kept its cool under pressure.
  16. What does a head do when it’s cold? Puts on a thinking cap.
  17. Why did the head start a band? It wanted to be a headliner.
  18. How does a head catch a break? By resting its eyes.
  19. What do you call a head in a suit? Ahead of the game.
  20. Why don’t heads ever get lost? They always follow their nose.
  21. What do you call a head that can sing? A head-turner.
  22. Why did the head join the circus? It wanted to be a headliner.
  23. How does a head get ready for the day? By brushing up on the news.
  24. Why was the head always in trouble? It couldn’t keep its thoughts to itself.
  25. Why did the head go to the library? It needed some peace and quiet.
  26. What do you call a head that’s a detective? Sherlock ‘Forehead’.
  27. Why do heads never play hide and seek? Because they always get a-head of the game.
  28. Why did the head go to school? To get a-head in life.
  29. What do you call a head with a sense of humor? A laugh head.
  30. Why don’t heads ever get cold? They always wear their thinking caps.
  31. Why was the head never lonely? It had plenty of thoughts to keep it company.
  32. Why do heads make great secretaries? They’re always taking notes.
  33. How does a head start its day? By refreshing its memory.
  34. What do you call a head with no hair? A smooth operator.
  35. Why did the head visit the art gallery? It wanted some food for thought.
  36. What do you call a head that’s a great cook? A taste bud.
  37. Why did the head get a job? It wanted to earn its keep.
  38. What do you call a head that’s in charge? The top dog.
  39. Why do heads never lose their temper? They always keep their heads cool.
  40. Why did the head become a politician? It wanted to be the head of state.
  41. What do you call a head that’s a good dancer? A head-spinner.
  42. Why don’t heads ever give up? They always stick their necks out.
  43. How does a head express its love? By wearing its heart on its forehead.
  44. Why did the head start a company? It wanted to be a headhunter.
  45. What do you call a head that’s a neat freak? A clean slate.
  46. Why was the head always happy? It was always thinking happy thoughts.
  47. What do you call a head that’s good at sports? A head coach.
  48. Why did the head go to the movie theater? It wanted a fresh perspective.
  49. How does a head keep its cool? By taking deep breaths.
  50. Why did the head start a garden? It wanted to grow some ideas.
  51. Why did the head join a gym? To exercise its mind muscles.
  52. What do you call a head that’s always tired? A sleepyhead.
  53. Why was the head a good judge? It was level-headed.
  54. Why did the head go on a date? It wanted some company for its thoughts.
  55. What do you call a head that can do magic tricks? A head magician.
  56. Why did the head start a blog? To share its thoughts with the world.
  57. What do you call a head in the army? A head of operations.
  58. Why did the head become a gardener? It wanted to plant some ideas.
  59. Why do heads never get fat? They are always brainstorming.
  60. Why was the head a good musician? It was a head-banger.
  61. Why did the head go to the theater? To broaden its horizons.
  62. What do you call a head that loves fashion? A trend-header.
  63. Why don’t heads ever go out of style? They always have a fresh look.
  64. Why did the head go to a comedy show? To lighten up its mood.
  65. Why was the head a good detective? It was always ahead of the case.
  66. Why did the head go to the spa? To clear its thoughts.
  67. What do you call a head with an attitude? A hard head.
  68. Why did the head take up painting? To color its thoughts.
  69. Why don’t heads ever get bored? They are always full of ideas.
  70. Why was the head always in fashion? It was a trend-setter.
  71. Why did the head become a teacher? To shape young minds.
  72. Why did the head go to the beach? To wave its thoughts.
  73. What do you call a head that’s a good listener? An open mind.
  74. Why did the head go to the museum? To feed its mind.
  75. Why was the head a good athlete? It was a head starter.
  76. Why did the head go on a diet? To lose some heavy thoughts.
  77. What do you call a head that likes to party? A party head.
  78. Why don’t heads ever get old? They always stay sharp.
  79. Why was the head a good writer? It had a clear mind.
  80. Why did the head go to the amusement park? To have a whirl of a time.
  81. Why did the head take up yoga? To stretch its thoughts.
  82. Why don’t heads ever retire? They are always working.
  83. Why did the head become a pilot? To fly high.
  84. Why did the head go shopping? To pick up some new ideas.
  85. What do you call a head that’s good at math? A smart head.
  86. Why was the head a good chef? It had a taste for success.
  87. Why did the head go to a concert? To tune its thoughts.
  88. What do you call a head that likes to travel? A globe trotter.
  89. Why did the head become an architect? To build its dreams.
  90. Why did the head start a band? It wanted to rock and roll.
  91. What do you call a head that’s a bookworm? A book head.
  92. Why did the head become a comedian? To lighten up the mood.
  93. Why was the head a good politician? It was a figurehead.
  94. Why don’t heads ever run out of ideas? They are always thinking.
  95. What do you call a head that’s a good leader? A figurehead.
  96. Why did the head go to a sports game? To cheer its thoughts.
  97. Why did the head go to a dance class? To shake up its routine.
  98. Why did the head take up boxing? To knock out its fears.
  99. What do you call a head that’s a good singer? A melody head.
  100. Why did the head go to a carnival? To have some fun.

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