71 broom jokes

  1. Why don’t brooms ever go to college?
    • Because they always sweep through!
  2. Why did the broom go to the doctor?
    • It had a clean bill of health but a bad case of the sweeps!
  3. Why did the broom break up with the dustpan?
    • It felt swept aside!
  4. Why did the broom get a promotion?
    • It was always picking up after everyone else!
  5. Why did the broom go to the baseball game?
    • It heard the players needed a good clean sweep!
  6. Why did the broom go to the dance?
    • To sweep someone off their feet!
  7. What do you call a broom that’s lost its bristles?
    • A stick in the mud!
  8. Why did the broom go on vacation?
    • It needed a break from the daily grind!
  9. What did the mop say to the broom?
    • “You’re always stealing the spotlight!”
  10. Why do brooms never watch horror movies?
    • They always get swept up in the suspense!
  11. What do you call a broom who’s a great singer?
    • Sweep Sinatra!
  12. What’s a broom’s favorite kind of music?
    • Broom-broom-broom techno!
  13. What do you call a broom’s bad hair day?
    • A frayed knot!
  14. Why don’t brooms get lonely?
    • They always hang out with the dustpan!
  15. What do brooms do at a slumber party?
    • They tell dust bunny stories!
  16. Why did the broom apply for a job at the bakery?
    • It wanted to learn how to whisk!
  17. Why do brooms never win at poker?
    • They always fold under pressure!
  18. Why did the broom go to therapy?
    • It felt brushed off!
  19. Why did the broom join the circus?
    • It wanted to try tightrope walking!
  20. What’s a broom’s favorite type of pasta?
    • Spaghet-sweep!
  21. What’s a broom’s favorite kind of cake?
    • Upsweep down cake!
  22. What did the broom say to the vacuum?
    • “You suck!”
  23. What’s a broom’s favorite kind of shoe?
    • Sweep-toes!
  24. Why did the broom lose the race?
    • It got swept away!
  25. Why are brooms always calm?
    • They just go with the sweep!
  26. Why was the broom late for work?
    • It overswept!
  27. Why was the broom standing in the corner?
    • It got in trouble for sweeping too much!
  28. Why was the broom working overtime?
    • It was trying to make ends sweep!
  29. Why did the broom go to the bar?
    • It needed a bristle booster!
  30. Why did the broom get a ticket?
    • It was caught sweeping and driving!
  31. What do you call a broom’s life story?
    • An autobiography of ups and downsweeps!
  32. Why did the broom visit the dentist?
    • It had a bristly tooth!
  33. What do brooms like to read?
    • Sweepstakes magazines!
  34. Why was the broom feeling musical?
    • It found its rhythm in the sweep!
  35. Why did the broom visit the art gallery?
    • It wanted to see the dust drawings!
  36. What’s a broom’s favorite movie?
    • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sweeps!
  37. What’s a broom’s favorite time of day?
    • Twilight, when it’s time to sweep away the day’s dust!
  38. Why did the broom start a blog?
    • It wanted to sweep the web!
  39. What do brooms wear to a wedding?
    • Sweeptuxedos!
  40. Why did the broom become a comedian?
    • It always knew how to clean up the laughs!
  41. Why did the broom get a dog?
    • It wanted a companion in its sweeping adventures!
  42. What do you call a broom that can’t sweep?
    • A mis-sweep!
  43. Why did the broom join a book club?
    • It was tired of being stereotyped as just a cleaner!
  44. What’s a broom’s favorite type of math?
    • Sweepometry!
  45. Why don’t brooms ever get lost?
    • They always stick to the path!
  46. Why did the broom join the orchestra?
    • It wanted to play the sweepophone!
  47. What’s a broom’s favorite type of tea?
    • Sweept green tea!
  48. What do you call a broom in space?
    • A sweep-star!
  49. Why did the broom go to the gym?
    • It wanted to work on its sweep!
  50. Why don’t brooms like lazy Sundays?
    • They can’t stand not sweeping!
  51. Why was the broom at the hair salon?
    • It wanted a new sweep-do!
  52. Why was the broom in court?
    • It was a sweep witness!
  53. Why did the broom go to the zoo?
    • It wanted to see the dust bunnies!
  54. What’s a broom’s favorite dance move?
    • The sweep-slide!
  55. What’s a broom’s favorite board game?
    • Sweeptopoly!
  56. Why do brooms make terrible secret keepers?
    • They always spill the beans!
  57. What do brooms put on their toast?
    • Sweep and jelly!
  58. Why was the broom late for the party?
    • It was too busy cleaning up its act!
  59. Why do brooms make great salespeople?
    • They always know how to close the sweep!
  60. Why did the broom go to the beach?
    • It wanted to sweep the sand!
  61. Why did the broom join a dating app?
    • It wanted to find a dust bunny to love!
  62. Why was the broom at the auction?
    • It wanted to make a clean sweep!
  63. Why did the broom get a cat?
    • It wanted to chase the dust bunnies together!
  64. Why do brooms always win at hide-and-seek?
    • They always find a corner to hide!
  65. Why did the broom go to the concert?
    • It wanted to hear some rock and sweep!
  66. What’s a broom’s favorite vegetable?
    • Sweept potatoes!
  67. Why did the broom go to the opera?
    • It wanted to hear some sweeping arias!
  68. What’s a broom’s favorite flower?
    • Sweept peas!
  69. Why did the broom start a band?
    • It wanted to make some sweeping melodies!
  70. Why do brooms always win at chess?
    • They never miss a move!
  71. What’s a broom’s favorite type of bread?
    • Sweept loaf!

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