57+ biscuit puns

  1. Why don’t biscuits ever win at tennis? They always get served.
  2. Why did the biscuit go to therapy? It was feeling crumby.
  3. Why did the biscuit file a police report? It was a victim of a-knead and run.
  4. Biscuits at a bakery rise to the occasion.
  5. They say biscuits are very knead-y.
  6. I asked my biscuit to be less selfish, but it’s all me, me, meal.
  7. The biscuit’s lifestyle was too fast. It was always on the roll.
  8. My biscuit made it to Hollywood. Now it’s a bread carpet star!
  9. The biscuit couldn’t make up its mind. It was a real flake.
  10. That biscuit is so famous; it’s got lots of dough!
  11. Why did the biscuit go to the party? To feel butter.
  12. Biscuits with bad attitudes are so salty.
  13. Why are biscuits bad at football? Too many turnovers.
  14. The biscuit quit his job because he felt under-baked.
  15. Why did the biscuit break up with the cake? It was fed up with all the layers.
  16. You hear about the biscuit who wrote a book? It’s crumb-believable.
  17. That biscuit is such a sweetie pie.
  18. I couldn’t date that biscuit, way too kneady.
  19. How does a biscuit win an argument? By having the final crumb-ment.
  20. Biscuits with a positive attitude always rise to the top.
  21. Why don’t biscuits work at the post office? They can’t handle the dough-cuments.
  22. My biscuit got an award for being so flaky.
  23. When biscuits go bad, they’re really crumby.
  24. When biscuits meditate, they reach dough-lightenment.
  25. Why don’t biscuits make good comedians? Their jokes are too dry.
  26. That biscuit got promoted; it’s on a roll!
  27. I had a dream about biscuits. It was pure dough-light!
  28. A biscuit’s favorite singer? Bread Sheeran!
  29. Why do biscuits make good friends? They never loaf around.
  30. Biscuits live life on the edge; it’s the yeast they can do.
  31. I told the biscuit to be quiet, but it wouldn’t stop yammer-dough-ing.
  32. Why do biscuits never get lost? They always leave crumbs.
  33. What’s a biscuit’s favorite movie? Dough-re-Me.
  34. The biscuit went on a date. It was looking bread-tacular!
  35. The biscuit ran for office; it’s a real dough-crat.
  36. Why do biscuits make terrible secret agents? They always crumble under pressure.
  37. Why don’t biscuits play poker? They’re scared of rolling the dice.
  38. Biscuits are so materialistic, all they care about is dough.
  39. The biscuit couldn’t keep a secret. It had too many leaks.
  40. What’s a biscuit’s favorite actor? Brad Pitt-a-bread.
  41. Why did the biscuit get in trouble at school? It wouldn’t stop crumbling.
  42. That biscuit is always the life of the party, always up for a toast.
  43. Why did the biscuit go to the doctor? It had a yeast infection.
  44. My biscuit went to college. It’s studying dough-mestic science.
  45. Why don’t biscuits make good musicians? They’re always off-beat.
  46. What’s a biscuit’s favorite show? “Bread’s Anatomy.”
  47. Why did the biscuit break up with the cookie? It wanted someone less sweet.
  48. Biscuits at the gym always do dough-lifts.
  49. That biscuit is so sophisticated, it’s upper-crumb.
  50. The biscuit joined the army; now it’s a dough-ghter pilot.
  51. Why did the biscuit go to the bakery? To get a yeast of its life.
  52. That biscuit is so fit, it’s really bread.
  53. Why don’t biscuits like winter? They get too crusty.
  54. What’s a biscuit’s favorite sport? Crumb-ling.
  55. The biscuit got arrested, it was caught doughing 90 in a 60 zone.
  56. That biscuit is so inspiring, it’s dough-lightful.
  57. Biscuits should never gamble, they always crumble under pressure.
  58. Why don’t biscuits date muffins? They’re too crumby.
  59. What’s a biscuit’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones.
  60. Why did the biscuit go to the beach? To get a bread tan.
  61. The biscuit got promoted to manager, it’s now a dough-re-ctor.
  62. Biscuits are terrible secret keepers; they always spill the beans.
  63. Why are biscuits good at yoga? They’re great at dough-namaste.
  64. The biscuit was the star of the show; it stole the crumb-light.
  65. Why don’t biscuits make good pets? They’re too knead-y.
  66. That biscuit is so smart, it’s a dough-decahedron.
  67. Biscuits make terrible thieves; they always leave a crumb trail.
  68. Why did the biscuit go to the gym? To get rolls of steel.
  69. That biscuit is so cultured, it’s really well-bread.
  70. Why did the biscuit join the circus? To be part of a bread-defying act.
  71. My biscuit was stressed out, it needed a crumb-fort zone.
  72. The biscuit got into an argument, it was a heated dough-bate.
  73. That biscuit is so hip, it’s really crumb-cool.
  74. Why don’t biscuits make good actors? They always flake on set.
  75. The biscuit got a job in finance, it’s a dough-nancial analyst.
  76. Biscuits don’t make good detectives, they always fold under pressure.
  77. Why did the biscuit go to therapy? It felt like life was spiraling dough-wnwards.
  78. The biscuit wrote a novel; it’s a crumb-pelling read.
  79. Why did the biscuit get a time out? It wouldn’t stop loafing around.
  80. What’s a biscuit’s favorite dance move? The dough-see-dough.
  81. The biscuit took up knitting, now it’s making dough-mestic crafts.
  82. Why did the biscuit go to the spa? To relax and un-knead.
  83. That biscuit is such a bread winner!
  84. Why did the biscuit start a band? It wanted to be a roll model.
  85. My biscuit went to law school, now it’s a dough-fense attorney.
  86. Why don’t biscuits play basketball? They can’t handle the heat.
  87. The biscuit went on a diet, it was cutting back on the dough.
  88. Biscuits in the wild are very crumb-tious.
  89. Why did the biscuit join the football team? To get a good roll.
  90. That biscuit is such a heart-breaker, it’s always leading people on a wild dough-se chase.
  91. Why did the biscuit start a blog? To share its dough-licious recipes.
  92. The biscuit took a trip to the city, it had a dough-lightful time.
  93. Biscuits at the bar are always toast-ed.
  94. Why don’t biscuits make good friends? They’re always flaking on you.
  95. The biscuit got a new job, it’s a dough-jestic engineer.
  96. Why did the biscuit go to the ball game? To catch the final dough-out.
  97. That biscuit is so melodramatic, it’s a real dough-rama queen.
  98. Biscuits make terrible spies; they’re always getting into crumb-plicated situations.
  99. Why did the biscuit go to the casino? To roll the dough.
  100. The biscuit got an award for being so well-bread.
  101. Biscuits in a bakery are always trying to make dough-ugh.
  102. Why did the biscuit start a company? To be a dough-trepreneur.
  103. That biscuit is such a tease, it’s a real dough-flirt.
  104. Why did the biscuit go to the opera? To see the high dough’s.
  105. The biscuit went to the races, it was feeling dough-venturous.
  106. Biscuits in the city are always in a dough-rush.
  107. Why did the biscuit go to the zoo? To see the dough-phants.
  108. The biscuit started a podcast, it’s a crumb-tastic listen.
  109. Why don’t biscuits do well in school? They’re always day-doughing.
  110. That biscuit is so charming, it’s a real dough-n Juan.
  111. Biscuits at the gym always do dough-weights.
  112. Why did the biscuit go to the park? To have a dough-lightful day.
  113. The biscuit started a charity, it’s dough-nating to the poor.
  114. Biscuits at the beach always get a bread tan.
  115. Why did the biscuit join the orchestra? To play the dough-ble bass.
  116. The biscuit started a business, it’s a dough-licious cafe.
  117. Why did the biscuit go to the library? To read dough-mestic novels.
  118. The biscuit started a fashion line, it’s a dough-t couture.
  119. Why did the biscuit go to the disco? To dough-nce the night away.
  120. The biscuit started a vlog, it’s a crumb-tastic watch.
  121. Why did the biscuit go to the art gallery? To see the dough-da Vinci’s.
  122. The biscuit started a band, it’s a dough-namic group.
  123. Why did the biscuit go to the amusement park? To ride the dough-dgems.
  124. The biscuit started a bakery, it’s a dough-lightful place.
  125. Why did the biscuit go to the museum? To see the dough-saics.
  126. The biscuit started a film production, it’s a crumb-tastic watch.
  127. Why did the biscuit go to the concert? To see the dough-coustic performance.
  128. The biscuit started a travel blog, it’s a dough-cumentary of his travels.
  129. Why did the biscuit go to the cinema? To see the dough-cumentaries.
  130. The biscuit started a radio station, it’s a crumb-tastic listen.
  131. Why did the biscuit go to the karaoke? To sing the dough-tties.
  132. The biscuit started a newspaper, it’s a crumb-tastic read.
  133. Why did the biscuit go to the toy store? To buy dough-lls.
  134. The biscuit started a record label, it’s a dough-namic company.
  135. Why did the biscuit go to the book fair? To buy dough-mestic literature.
  136. The biscuit started a cooking show, it’s a crumb-tastic watch.
  137. Why did the biscuit go to the jewelry store? To buy dough-monds.
  138. The biscuit started a tech company, it’s a dough-namic industry.
  139. Why did the biscuit go to the toy store? To buy dough-s.
  140. The biscuit started a dance studio, it’s a dough-lightful place.
  141. Why did the biscuit go to the music festival? To dough-nce.
  142. The biscuit started a music school, it’s a crumb-tastic place.
  143. Why did the biscuit go to the fashion show? To see the dough-tfits.
  144. The biscuit started a wine company, it’s a dough-licious taste.
  145. Why did the biscuit go to the video game store? To buy dough-deogames.
  146. The biscuit started a makeup brand, it’s a dough-licious look.
  147. Why did the biscuit go to the furniture store? To buy dough-mestic goods.
  148. The biscuit started a skincare line, it’s a crumb-tastic feeling.
  149. Why did the biscuit go to the pet shop? To buy a dough-g.
  150. The biscuit started a charity organization, it’s a dough-namic cause.

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