101 Smurf Jokes

Top 101 Smurf Jokes:

1. Why don’t Smurfs use cell phones? Because they already have blue-tooth!
2. Why did Papa Smurf stop drinking coffee? It was making him feel blue!
3. What do you call a Smurf with his finger in a dyke? A blue-collar worker!
4. Why do Smurfs always laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their blue bellies!
5. How does Brainy Smurf create a lightbulb moment? He just thinks until he turns blue in the face!
6. What’s Smurfette’s favorite type of music? Blues, of course!
7. Why don’t Smurfs ever play hide and seek with cats? Because they always get found in the ‘purr’ple bushes!
8. Why did the Smurf go to school? To get a little ‘blue-cation’!
9. How do you know when a Smurf is having a bad day? He’s feeling a bit ‘light blue’!
10. What do you call a Smurf that can play the piano? A blue-sician!
11. What is a Smurf’s favorite type of berry? A blueberry!
12. Why did Papa Smurf stop drinking soda? It wasn’t ‘blue’ enough for him!
13. Why are Smurfs bad at playing cards? Because they always show their blue face!
14. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of jeans? Blue jeans, of course!
15. What do you call a Smurf who can’t swim? A blue floater!
16. Why don’t Smurfs play basketball? They can’t get the hang of the ‘blue’ dunks!
17. What’s the Smurfs’ favorite day of the week? Blue-sday!
18. Why did the Smurf bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
19. Why did the Smurf go to therapy? He was feeling a little ‘blue’!
20. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of bird? A blue jay!
21. Why did Smurfette wear a blue dress? She wanted to be ‘in the blue’!
22. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of flower? A bluebell!
23. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of car? A blue-gatti!
24. What do you call a Smurf that has been out in the cold? A blue-icle!
25. What do you call a Smurf who can’t tell a joke? A blue bore!
26. Why are Smurfs always calm? Because they never have the blues!
27. What do you call a Smurf that became a police officer? A blue badge!
28. What did the Smurf say when he lost his hat? “I’m feeling a little light-headed!”
29. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of dog? A blue-tick hound!
30. What did the Smurf say when he fell off the cliff? “I’m feeling a little ‘down’ today!”
31. What do you call a Smurf who likes to dance? A blue ballerina!
32. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of fish? A blue fin tuna!
33. Why did the Smurf paint his bedroom blue? He wanted to blend in!
34. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of candy? Blue-raspberry gummies!
35. What do you call a Smurf who’s good at math? A blue-merang!
36. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of music note? A blue note!
37. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at boxing? A blue bruiser!
38. Why did the Smurf go to the doctor? He was feeling a little ‘light-headed’!
39. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of weather? A blue sky day!
40. What’s a Smurf’s favorite sea animal? A blue whale!
41. Why did the Smurf bring an umbrella? He didn’t want to get a ‘blue’ rinse!
42. What do you call a Smurf that can fly an airplane? A blue pilot!
43. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of fruit? A blueberry!
44. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at cooking? A blue chef!
45. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of gemstone? A blue sapphire!
46. Why did the Smurf go to the beach? He wanted to catch some ‘blue’ waves!
47. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at writing? A blue author!
48. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of cheese? Blue cheese!
49. Why did the Smurf go to the disco? He wanted to dance the ‘blues’ away!
50. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of painting? A blue print!
51. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at gardening? A blue thumb!
52. Why did the Smurf go to the grocery store? He ran out of ‘blue’berries!
53. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of tea? Blueberry tea!
54. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at fishing? A blue gill!
55. Why did the Smurf go to the bakery? He wanted a ‘blue’berry muffin!
56. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of movie? A blue-ray movie!
57. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at making pottery? A blue clay master!
58. Why did the Smurf go to the farm? He wanted to ride a ‘blue’ horse!
59. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of drink? Blue lemonade!
60. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at playing guitar? A blue strummer!
61. Why did the Smurf go to the circus? He wanted to see the ‘blue’ clowns!
62. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of book? A blue-cover book!
63. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at shooting? A blue gunner!
64. Why did the Smurf go to the zoo? He wanted to see the ‘blue’ monkeys!
65. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of sandwich? A blueberry jam sandwich!
66. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at running? A blue sprinter!
67. Why did the Smurf go to the museum? He wanted to see the ‘blue’ art!
68. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of cloud? A blue sky cloud!
69. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at swimming? A blue diver!
70. Why did the Smurf go to the carnival? He wanted to ride the ‘blue’ roller coaster!
71. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of butterfly? A blue morpho butterfly!
72. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at baking? A blue baker!
73. Why did the Smurf go to the flower shop? He wanted to buy a ‘blue’ rose!
74. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of cookie? A blueberry cookie!
75. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at chess?A blue king!
76. Why did the Smurf go to the music store? He wanted to buy a ‘blue’s harp!
77. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of soda? Blue raspberry soda!
78. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at drawing? A blue artist!
79. Why did the Smurf go to the Halloween store? He wanted to buy a ‘blue’ witch hat!
80. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of tree? A blue spruce!
81. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at writing poetry? A blue poet!
82. Why did the Smurf go to the ice cream shop? He wanted a ‘blue’berry sundae!
83. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of insect? A blue beetle!
84. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at knitting? A blue weaver!
85. Why did the Smurf go to the toy store? He wanted to buy a ‘blue’ teddy bear!
86. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of pie? A blueberry pie!
87. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at playing football? A blue quarterback!
88. Why did the Smurf go to the candy store? He wanted a ‘blue’ raspberry lollipop!
89. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of ice cream? Blue moon ice cream!
90. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at singing? A blue singer!
91. Why did the Smurf go to the park? He wanted to swing on the ‘blue’ swing set!
92. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of cat? A Russian Blue!
93. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at playing drums? A blue drummer!
94. Why did the Smurf go to the aquarium? He wanted to see the ‘blue’ tang fish!
95. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of dessert? A blue velvet cake!
96. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at playing the flute? A blue flutist!
97. Why did the Smurf go to the magic show? He wanted to see the ‘blue’ magician!
98. What’s a Smurf’s favorite type of planet? Neptune, because it’s blue!
99. What do you call a Smurf that’s good at doing magic? A blue magician!
100. Why did the Smurf go to the moon? He wanted to take a ‘blue’ moonwalk!
101. And finally, what’s a Smurf’s favorite type of joke? A ‘blue’ one, just like these!