89 sky jokes
- Why don’t clouds use banks? They prefer to keep their sky-lance in the air.
- Why was the sky a great painter? Because it never had a ceiling.
- Why do the stars never get lost? Because they can always find their space.
- What do you call a sky that’s always on time? Clockwork blue.
- What’s a star’s favorite type of music? Starry-night jazz.
- Why was the sky at the art show? It wanted to show off its sunset pieces.
- Why was the cloud a terrible secret keeper? It always spills the rain.
- Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
- Why did the sky apply to the job? It had the right qualifications – high above all.
- What’s a star’s favorite school subject? Astro-nominee.
- Why don’t stars like parties? Because they are already in a galaxy.
- Why don’t clouds make good comedians? Their humor is always cirrus.
- Why do planets love cafes? Because they can’t resist a good space latte.
- Why was the moon awarded a medal? For its outstanding night service.
- What did the rainbow say to the sky? “You bring color to my life.”
- Why did the sky break up with the ground? It said it needed space.
- Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many solar complexes.
- How does the sky cut its hair? Eclipse it.
- What do you call a sky that is good at dancing? Disco-stellar.
- Why was the cloud always in trouble? It never took anything cirrus-ly.
- Why did the sky use sunscreen? It didn’t want to get sunburned.
- Why did the rainbow get an award? For outstanding color performance.
- Why are skies terrible storytellers? They always go over people’s heads.
- What’s the sky’s favorite type of exercise? Aerobics.
- How do clouds knit? They purl-cipitate.
- Why was the sun a good football player? It always gets the day’s first down.
- Why do clouds make bad employees? They’re always floating around.
- How does the moon cut its hair? It eclipses it.
- What is a star’s favorite type of candy? Star-bursts.
- Why don’t stars have secrets? They twinkle and tell.
- How do you know the sky is rich? It has a lot of stars.
- Why was the sky so good at school? It always reached for the stars.
- What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of clothing? Tie-dye.
- Why do stars never get cold? Because they have space heaters.
- What do you call a sky who likes art? A cloud Dali.
- What did one cloud say to the other? We have stratus-fied friendship.
- How does the sun do its laundry? It line-dries it.
- Why don’t planets pass notes in school? They’d get caught in the orbit-rary.
- What’s the sky’s favorite type of bread? Cloud-dough.
- Why did the star get in trouble at school? It was always spacing out.
- Why do clouds make poor secretaries? They tend to mis-file.
- Why did the sky install a bell? It wanted to be alar-ming.
- What do you call an organized sky? A sorted constellation.
- Why did the moon bring a suitcase to school? It was going through a phase.
- Why did the star go to Hollywood? It wanted to shine on the big screen.
- How do stars fix their problems? They just comet out.
- What’s the sky’s favorite animal? The flying squirrel.
- Why did the sun go to the dentist? To brighten its smile.
- How does the sky ask for directions? It follows the north star.
- Why don’t clouds like to play hide and seek? Because they always get found in the sky-line.
- Why do stars make terrible secretaries? They always space out.
- What’s the sky’s favorite salad? Caesar’s comet.
- Why did the sky go to the gym? It needed to work on its star-muscles.
- Why are skies bad at playing poker? They always fold under pressure.
- Why do stars never get bored? They’re always in a state of play-stellation.
- How does the sky get ready for a date? It puts on twilight.
- Why do stars never fight? They always constellation-cile their differences.
- Why are stars great investigators? They can constellation-nect the dots.
- How do planets communicate? They space-time chat.
- Why are clouds great at drama? They know how to cause a scene.
- Why did the sun go to the party? To light it up.
- Why was the cloud kicked out of school? It was too mist-behaved.
- Why don’t clouds use computers? They’re afraid of the cloud storage.
- What’s a star’s favorite sport? Meteor basketball.
- How do you know the sky is a good listener? It’s all ears (and atmosphere).
- What’s a star’s favorite type of coffee? Astra-Brew.
- Why are clouds good at math? They know how to round up.
- How do stars get to work? They use the milky way.
- Why are planets always calm? They know how to planet out.
- What’s the sky’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones, because they rock.
- Why do clouds love gossip? They enjoy the high-level chatter.
- Why did the star go to the award show? It wanted to be a shooting star.
- What’s a star’s favorite movie? “Starry Wars.”
- How do you know the sky is a good friend? It’s always there for you, day or night.
- Why do stars make poor chefs? They’re always over-cooking things in their cores.
- How does the sky stay in shape? It does cirrus-cuit training.
- Why do stars never get angry? They’ve learned to keep their cool-ant.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Precipi-tea.
- How do stars stay safe? They belt up in the asteroid belt.
- Why are stars good at saving money? They’re always collecting light years.
- What’s the sky’s favorite TV show? “Grey’s Anatom-osphere.”
- Why did the sky apply for a loan? It wanted to improve its weather-credit score.
- Why are stars great artists? They’re good at drawing constellation-tions.
- How do planets organize a party? They planet.
- Why was the star late to work? It had a light year traffic.
- What’s a star’s favorite type of music? Rock-et and roll.
- Why are stars bad at playing hide and seek? They always shine too brightly.
- Why do planets love salsa music? Because of its spicy orbital moves.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite dessert? Pie in the sky.